The Black Hood Teaches YOU Karate!

Apparently,it's all in the breathing...

From Adventures Of The Jaguar #13 (1963)

Manic Monday Triple Overtime--A Universe Divided

This house ad got me thinking a wee bit:

For the era, it's nothing unusual--most Golden Age comics were essentially anthologies, and even the super-hero ones usually had at least one humor/goofy teen/funny animal strip per issue.

But it does play up the "we're all the same company" aspect--having Mr. Justice and Steel Sterling and Black Hood interacting with Archie and Jughead--in a way you don't see anymore.

Through the Silver Age, you would regularly have house ad touting a company's different type of fares. Just look at Bully's 365 Days Of DC House Ads, and you'll see DC's super-hero books regularly included promos for Sugar & Spike, the Maniaks, Jerry Lewis, and all sorts of variety. Even Marvel, with a much smaller output than DC at the time, would have ads encouraging you to check out Millie The Model or Not Brand Echh.

I suppose part of it is that, despite the number of titles published today, there is a much smaller variety of comics published, especially by the big two. Despite an arbitrary commitment to publish 52 titles per month, DC has gradually phased out anything that wasn't a contemporary super-hero comic--no room for teen hijinks or talking babies or anything that isn't Batman or Superman or Justice League related (even All-Star Western is now a "cowboy trapped in the 20th century" book, at least for the rest of this year). Ditto Marvel.

And of course, as the jokes about The Punisher Meets Archie attest, it might be inappropriate, in these days of "mature" comics, to be advertising kiddie far, even if the companies had any. "Hey, kids, the Joker just cut his face off--now go read Sugar 'n' Spike!" would be pretty terrible and controversial advertising strategy (so much so that I'm surprised that clueless DC hasn't already done it...).

And that's all I have to say today.

Ad is from some damn MLJ comic I forgot to right down--probably an issue of The Hangman from the mid 40s. Deal with it.

Manic Monday Bonus--Black Hood Need Better Peripheral Vision!!

There's a definite motif running through the covers of the Black Hood's 1940s title:

Look out behind you, Hood!!

Hey!! He's behind you!!

Dude, check your 6!!!

I SAID, HE'S BEHIND YOU, IDIOT!!!

There's only one way to cure you of this problem, Hood...

There. Now you see what it feels like, eh?!?

Missed Villains Month Opportunities--Needlenoodle!!

If only DC had held onto the "Red Circle" licence, they could have had this guy featured in his own Villains Month issue:

You may mock Needlenoodle, but c'mon...he's at least as deserving as most of the recycled chumps DC is putting on their covers this month.

So what is Needlenoodle's game, anyway?

Well, Kip Burland is a hero, and there's no convenient deus ex machina lying around, so...

Not a dream, not a hoax, not an imaginary story. In Black Hood #19 (1946), the final issue of his own series, Kip Burland was unmasked!! For reals! He retired as a cop, and a costumed crime-fighter, and set up his own private detective agency. Oh, he was still called "Black Hood" by everyone, but for for the rest of that era's MLJ appearances, he was just a plainclothes private dick who punched people!

But we're not done yet!! The second Black Hood story in the issue features the return of Needlenoodle!

True--revealing a hero's identity is not a crime!! However, assualt, kidnapping, attempted murder, racketeering...those might be crimes.

Anyway, Needlenoodle wants to hire Burland as a bodyguard, in what is an overly complicated plot to frame him for murder. Which, of course, ends up in a fight atop a train:

Ewwwwww.

Kids, never fight atop moving trains (unless you're James Bond).

And those are the only appearances ever for Needlenoodle.

But just think what DC could do with him in a Villains Month special--he's an orphan!! After his parent(s) abused him terribly!! And kids teased him mercilessly!! And it's not his fault he became evil!! Just feel sympathy for him, dammit!!

Oh, wait--that's all of the other Villains Month issues...

Bold Fashion Choices--Brown On Brown!!

First up, a bit of context--in the Golden Age, you really don't want to tick off a brassy female reporter by putting her favorite subject/boyfriend (?) in the slammer:



Damn right...so the next day we get a multi-page special alerting the people to just how cool the Black Hood is (note--this couldn't happen in the current Marvel & DC, except in Justice League, where the DC press corps believes the JLers should replace the government...):



Now, that is a pretty cool use of 1942 coloring to simulate what a black & white picture section might look like in a color comic book.

But that same coloring effect provides us with a...drab...view of the villainry of Whateversville.

Mark Horley:

The Mist:

Scorpio, The Astrologer Of Death:

Sense a motif yet?

The Animal Man:

The Mad Killer Of The Opera:

And, of course, The Skull:

Yes, I know, this was an attempt to emulate black & white, so my picking on every villains' brown-on-brown color scheme wouldn't be fair. Especially as I'm too lazy to go and look up for myself their actual color schemes.

Still, Black Hood's villains sure do love their capes, don't they?

P.S. Scorpio, The Astrologer Of Death is the best name for a villain EVER!!

From Top-Notch Comics #24 (1942)

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Oh, come on now...did you really think that mere laziness could overcome my nerdly (anal) thoroughness? Here are the full-color appearances of these dastardly villains, from assorted earlier issues of Top-Notch Comics:

Mark Horley:

The Mist:

Scorpio, The Astrologer Of Death:

"The Stars Drip Blood". God, I love this guy...

The Animal Man:

The Mad Killer Of The Opera:

And, of course, The Skull:

There, happy now?