You Are Not Morg--You Are Not Eymorg--What Are You??

Well, we've already discussed how to analyze the reading level of your blog (danger sign: I've apparently dropped from college level to junior high over the past few months. Must stop writing about Countdown...)

Well, now it's time to take things to a whole new pseudo-scientific level:

Yup, this site claims to be able to analyze writing samples and tell you if the author is male or female. (In fairness, there's a ton of cavaets and explanations, so I'm waaay oversimplifying...)

Slay Monstrobot? It comes up as "Weak Male."

God knows, that's not the first time I've heard that one...