Little Known Bizarro Facts!!

In Adventure Comics #329 (1965), the story screeches to a halt as the creators have to explain the concept of Bizarro World to Legion Of Super-Hero readers.

First?

Oh, everyone already knew about that.

How about...Bizarro alarm clocks!

That's more like it!

What else you got?

And the best of all?

Bizarro greeting cards? Someone call Hallmark!!

Bizarro-Legion Tryouts!!

Is there anything better than try-outs for the Legion Of Super-Heroes?

Normally, no. Except when it's tryouts for the Bizarro Legion Of Super-Heroes!!

The "real" Legion has unwisely rejected Bizarro Superboy for membership, so he's decided to form his own group!

Wait...you can make "imperfect duplicates" just by pointing the ray at a picture? Ah, well, 30th century technology, I guess!!

Well, first things first--these new guys have got to prove their worth...urr, disprove their worth? Prove their lack of worth? Bizarro speak is so confusing...

First up:

That made me laugh more than anything has in a long time.

Bonus: that sure looks like Computo, and now I want to see a Bizarro-Computo story.

Next:

Again, hilarious! Jerry Siegel, you were on fire this issue!!

Next:

A hyena with a Bizarro face is the bestest thing ever.

Finally?

And so...

And of course, the Bizarro-Legion Constitution!!

They don't write 'em like this anymore...

From Adventure Comics #329 (1965)

Unmerry Christmas, Dummies!

It's time for our annual Slay Monstrobot holiday tradition.

Take it away, Bizarro!

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all. Be safe, and read lots of comics.

We're dark tomorrow. See you Tuesday!

Unmerry Christmas, Dummies!

Some things never change...

Thank you, Bizarro. Thank you.

Everyone have a happy holiday. We're dark tomorrow. See you Monday!

Our Holiday Tradition!

As we do every year on this day, the Slay Monstrobot crew wishes one and all a merry Christmas in the only appropriate way:

Well said, Bizarro.

We'll be back Saturday. Everyone be good!

On Bizarro World, Newspapers Am Not Dying!!

Big news!!

You may laugh...but it's still a better paper than the Daily Planet in the Man Of Steel universe...

[SPOILER ALERT--Stupor-Woman was really Bizarro-Lois #1, given powers by Bizarro-Mxyzptlk, who only did good deeds, and...]

From Adventure Comics #288 (1961)

Manic Monday Bonus--Now THIS Is How To Make Golf More Interesting!!

Hey, the British Open is this week!!

I suppose that means we need to do an obligatory golf piece...from Bizarro World!

Yup, hitting the ball from out of the cup onto the tee is a much better way to play golf.

And, yes, Earth golfers am stupid.

From Adventure Comics #288 (1961)

Springfield Am Best Town In World!!

Professor Frink has invented...

Comic Book Guy provides one of his most cherished possessions as a test:

Oh, but wait...

It happened because it am imperfect duplicating ray!!

Well, Mr. Burns gets his hands on the device, and decides that an imperfect duplicate of his worst employee must result in a good employee!! Let's watch!

Ah, Bert-Zerko!!

He quickly makes a best friend...

...and gets to witness their family life:

Which makes Bert-zerko terribly lonely!!

Oh, he takes action, all right!

Well....not so much.

Subsequently, Kang and Kodos get ahold of the ray, and combine it with their shrinking ray, and...

Truly, this am most disturbing reality!!

From Treehouse Of Horror #7 (2001), written by Mark Hamill (yes, that Mark Hamill), pencils by Bill Morrison, and inks by Jason Ho and Mark Rote