This Really Should be An Olympic Sport!!

Gravitron has brought his little chunk of Canada to the big city!!

Man, everybody wants to make it in Manhattan! What's wrong with ruling Canada, bro?

Anyway, in one of the saddest variations of "I have a girlfriend, but she's in Canada," well, Frank's Canadian scientist crush really exists, and kills herself rather than be forced to be Graviton's queen. Oops!

Uh, don't do that, Frank...

Get ready, ladies, for the Great 1977 Marvel Beefcake Show!

Oh, dear...

Hurray!! Do it again!! Do it again!

Now, I fear that some of your primitive post-1970s minds are whining "physics" or "tidal waves" or the like.

The Bullpen has you covered, friend:

Still, Namor could have been pretty pissed...

From Avengers #159 (1977). Letter from Avengers #163 (1977)

The Time Steve Rogers Guest-Starred In The Madmen Spin-Off Set In The 1980s

Remember when Captain America used to try to make a living as an artist?

Well, Steve Rogers has a meeting at "Manhattan's hottest advertising agency" to pitch his work:

Uh-oh...double entendre alert!!

She's totally checking out your ass, Steve...

D'oh!! Steve, you've just been Don Drapered!!

By "simpler," he means men harassed the women, not vice versa...

From Captain America Annual #5 (1981)

Your Obligatory Captain America Beefcake Shot

In case you needed some help waking up this morning:

Oh, yeah...

From Captain America Annual #5 (1981)

Your Obligatory Tuesday Morning Nick Fury Beefcake

From Strange Tales #135 (1965):

You're welcome.

The Reluctant Meme

Sally P has declared it Beefcake Week.

Now, I'm too busy to go along with more than one meme at a time, and obviously ROM isn't free yet, so that's where I should be focused.

Still, it's hard to reject someone's request for help, so....this one's for the ladies:

That's Superman, disguised as an extra-dimensional alien, from Superman #45 (1947)! I hope you ladies brought plenty of dollar bills...