Showing posts with label Action Comics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Action Comics. Show all posts

Thursday, May 31, 2018

Batmania And The Decline Of Superman!

People love to talk about the Batman '66 series and its impact, but they don't often talk about this:

Yeah, typical goofy-ass story of the Silver Age, Go-Go Check era. But look at that cover more closely:

Yup, this issue was published late in 1966, when Batmania was at full steam. And DC decided they wanted to tap into that, and try to attract curious casual Batman fans to Superman.

Now, let's not forget that DC already had an entire comic devoted to Batman and Superman teaming up. But apparently, that wasn't synergistic enough. We had to try to draw in Batman TV fans to Action Comics!

And it wasn't just the cover:

Talk about adding insult to injury:

It's pretty sad that, in Superman's flagship title, they had to reassure Superman fans that they would like the story, too.

And throughout the tale:



"Bat-Buddies"??? How desperately craven can you sound, trying to suck up to "Batman fans?"

For what it's worth, this was a terribly, terribly, very terribly stupid story, and if any "Batman fan" were lured into reading Action Comics regularly by this tale, well, I'd be pretty disappointed in them.

But perhaps this is the first instance, the tiniest scintilla of a hint, that DC was beginning to consider Batman cooler than Superman. Not The Dark Knight Returns, not O'Neill/Adams or Englehart/Rogers, but all the way back in 1966, when they thought they needed to pander to Batman TV viewers to boost sales on Action Comics.

From Action Comics #344 (1966)

Monday, April 16, 2018

Manic Monday Triple Overtime--I'd Rather Blow Bubbles!!

My mood today:

No problem, Kal-El. Relax. You've got a big day coming up on Wednesday. So just blow some bubbles. You've earned it!

From Action Comics #101 (1946)

Friday, February 2, 2018

Friday Night Fights--Red Trunks Style!!

In celebration of Kal-El getting his red trunks back in the forthcoming Action Comics #1000, this week's Friday Night Fights presents a story that really only works if Superman is wearing those trunks!!

Herculo, circus strongman, is suspected of being behind a string of robberies in Metropolis. Given that the thief is a beefcake who wears a leopard-skin strong-man suit (and a domino mask!) who steals in whatever town the circus is visiting, that would be a pretty good guess. SPOILER ALERT: It turns out to not be Herculo. Go figure.

Anyway, arrogant jerk Herculo challenges Superman to a contest of strength, and Kal-El agrees if the proceeds go to orphans.

And so...











Oh, but we're not done yet...






Superman wins!!

Spacebooger agrees that this scene wouldn't have worked if Superman was wearing his dumb nu52 costume!!

Strongman is not strong enough in Action Comics #28 (1940), by Jerry Siegel and Jack Burnley

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight! Why? If you don't, Bendis will probably stretch this scene out to 18 pages of nothing but quippy dialogue in the Man Of Steel relaunch. So go and vote!!

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Spoiler Sunday--Why All Of The [REDACTED] Hatred, DC?!?

You've almost certainly heard by now, or at least heard the theories, about the identity of the mysterious "Mr. Oz," who has been manipulating events in the nu52/Rebirth DC Universe.

Well, surprise, surprise: I have some things to say about that revelation.

So, if you don't want to be spoiled, well, come back later.

SPOILERS begin of the 5 pictures of Oz...





Still there?

Well, there is no sense beating around the bush, is there? This week's Action Comics #987 reveals that Mr. Oz is:

OK, then.

Now, I'll grant any caveats you like: this is just the beginning of a 4-part story; it could easily turn out not to really be Jor-El; it could be a dude from an alternate universe or such; he could be a Dr. Manhattan experiment gone awry; yada yada.

Still, this seems likely to be one more example of DC's growing hatred of Krypton.

Look, I know there have always been Kryptonian bad guys. That's what the Phantom Zone is for. Every society has it's bad apples.

And Krypton was certainly not perfect--the stupid science council ignored Jor-El's warnings, for one thing.

But still, Krypton was always presented as, if not necessarily a utopia, at least a decent place. They were pretty much like us, just more advanced. Humans could travel to Krypton (via time travel) or to Kandor, and fit right in, and be accepted. It was a good place, that had a tragic ending.

But let's look at what DC has told us in the last few years:

**The first Rebirth arc of Justice League had the Kryptonian god Rao--yup, the actual Rao--as a villain. It's turns out Rao was a parasite, a demon who tried to turn everyone on Earth into a Kryptonian so he could absorb their energy.

**The Cyborg Superman--OK, look, there are two separate Cyborg Supermen running around the Rebirth universe right now, because DC is bereft of ideas. Anyway, the Cyborg Superman I'm talking about, who wants to destroy Earth (and pretty much anything not Kryptonian) is Zor-El, Supergirl's father (and Kal-El's uncle).

**The villains of DKIII? The Master Race? Kandorians. When their enlarged, they turn out to be evil dickweeds who want to take over Earth, or, failing that, blow it up.

**Prior to the nu52, of course, Kandor was also enlarged, and, surprise, they were dickweeds. Not evil per se, but arrogant pricks who pretty much hate humans and allow themselves to goaded into the "War Of The Supermen."

**H'el, a Kryptonian (of some sort), who was going to destroy the Earth in order to make a time warp that would allow him to keep Krypton from exploding in the first place.

**The Eradicator is back, and is a nationalist/racist asshole, wanting to destroy everything non-Kryptonian and recreate Krypton on Earth.

**The asteroid that made Vandal Savage immortal? It was from Krypton.

There are more examples, but I'm too lazy to look them up right now.

And so things have reached the point where it's plausible that Jor-El--JOR-EL!!--is a genocidal madman, essentially Eradicator 2.0, willing to bend time and space and destroy millions because...well, because humans suck:



We've seen him straight-up murder people, and imprison others who might interfere with his plans. And here's the half of the issues lenticular cover that represents him:

The House Of El symbol made up of corpses. How. Nice.

This is the state of Krypton in today's DC Universe--that, without too much cognitive dissonance, we can believe that Superman's dad is Darkseid Jr.

We are apparently supposed to seriously believe that Kal-El and Kara are the only good people from Krypton. That everyone else--including their parents!!--was xenophobic, genocidal maniacs who held any other life-form in contempt. That Krypton was a hellhole filled with assholes who would as soon wipe us out as look at us.

The question, of course, is why in the world DC has chosen this direction. Why make Krypton nothing but a source of evil, constantly bedeviling Earth? Why make half of Superman's heritage Kryptonian supremacists whose only function is to torment Kal-El and company? Why moot the tragedy of Krypton's destruction by positing that, well, they kind of deserved it?

What dramatic purpose is served by treating krypton this way? Is it just another manifestation of the misguided "heroes must suffer" mantra--just Superman's version of Flash's mother having to die for him to be a hero? Are the current creators so insecure that Kal-El would choose to defend Earth that they have to make his other home look indefensible in contrast?!?

I just don't get it.

Monday, May 16, 2016

Manic Monday--This Guy Just Can't Stay Out Of Trouble!!

Hey, did you ever what happened to that one guy from the cover of Action Comics #1?

Yeah, this guy!

Whatever happened to this guy?

Well, it looks like he moved to New York and got caught up in some shenanigans around a Broadway play!

I can't say for sure that cover artist Robert Williams Meyers was referencing that iconic Superman cover, but for purposes of this cow-town puppet-show blog, I will confidently assert that this guy was, indeed, the exact same character. Poor guy just can't stay out of trouble...

From Dell Four Color #1336 (1962). On Stage was a contemporary newspaper comic strip by Leonard Starr.

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

You Have To Respect Precision Medical Equipment!

Superman is having a exhibition boxing match--for charity--against Jimmy Olsen!

But...

Thanks for letting down the kids, Jimmy!! [SPOILER ALERT--He was kidnapped!]

Meanwhile, successful young financier Ron Noble volunteers to fill in for Jimmy!

It goes about as you might expect...


But then this boxing exhibition takes a Rocky IV turn!


See, Ron Noble is really the head Metropolis' "Crime Exchange" (more on that another time), and this is all part of a plot to frame Superman for...murder!!

Guess what? It's working!



Well, at the inquest (really...an inquest?!?), the coroner rips into the Man Of Steel:


The coroner has a way to test that...



Ah, but this is Metropolis, and we can prove things...WITH SCIENCE!!!


You have to love such a finely calibrated "impact gauge"!

Of course, it turns out the the coroner isn't really the coroner...

Wha...?!?

Wha...?!?!?!?!

Sadly, I don't have the next issue, so I'll never know how the trial came out:

Uh, objection, your honor?!?

From Action Comics #358 (1968)