The Slay Monstrobot 2000th Post Super-Sized Giant Spectacularama (With Bonus 3D Holofoil Cover)!

Well, this is post #2000.

So what? Big deal, right?!?

All I can say, is, you ain't getting rid of me any time soon.

No deep thoughts. Just beware that I'll continue my bizarre fascination with faux comic book rock bands; my obsession with the intricacies of Golden Age science; my drive to revive every 3/4 naked super-hero I can find; my desperate search through quarter bins for this comic; 12-post-long reviews of really bad comics that I find excruciatingly interesting; and I will continue to over-explain at ridiculous lengths that the Vision is, indeed, radder than you think.

And of course, I'll continue my Sisyphean quest to make sure that comics are more like this...

...than this:

So you're stuck with me at least until Matt Wagner finally get around to Mage III, or until the Batman '66 show is released on DVD. Any bets on which comes first?

Peace out.