THE GRATEFUL GUS - Why?

The final release from this fine band,only 5 songs,but they pack a wallop! My fave is the last cut, "Your Parents,Big Plastic Cat" ,which has that kind of "hook you can't get out of your head,and you walk around singing it to yourself all day", vibe going on.With a Sockeye/The Poops cover!
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SOCKEYE -Saint Retard

I didn't have enough time to announce,that this morning, about 1:30 A.M.,est,Food Fortunata was interviewed on WCSB radio ,a Cleveland,OH ,college station.I was able to join in the conversations,and plug this here blog,and talk about the WC 500 comp.(posted just below this!),and the guy from Sludgesicle Records was on the line ,too!As well as a few other insiders.I only stuck around for about an hour or so,I don't know what happened when I left,but it was on the Dri core show,and I'm hoping to get a copy of it ,so you all can hear it ,as well! Sockeye (and other Wheelchair Full Of Old Men artists) , had their music played,and discussed the label,and it's 500th release,and Sockeye ,at length.A good time was had by all,I was up for 21 hours by the time I dropped off the phoneline. Anyway,to celebrate this memorable occasion,I give you this,rejected tracks from two sessions,recorded for the Retards Hiss Past My Windows album.Some classic hits,albeit,re-done versions,and some tunes you may have not heard ,as of yet!There are covers of GKH, The Poops,and ZZ Top.Great stuff ,as per usual.
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THE MONKETY BURPS-centipede on my christmas tree

named after a poops song,and recorded freshly tonite!this is fart douche wasabi,on all vocals and music,and apprpriations of music.their debut album,and it's an xmas album.great fun and a gun club cover!really stupid songs about xmas,i tried to be more dumb than my friend,food fortunata.tell me if i succeded!new non-xmas tunes coming soon!tardcore maximus!

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THE POOPS-dumpster of fun

this is ,as the title implies,fun,in a word.probably my favorite release from the poops,slightly different music style,not so much of the cocktail glass percussion,tho it does make a few appearances,this made me laugh all the way thru.true tardcore with a remake of old macdonald had a farm,and monkety burps,and grandplops,and more humorous stuff.from food at wheelchair.
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THE POOPS-sandwich cake glob

the poops from the wheelchair folks in saginaw ,mi,sound like no other band you ever heard(like most stuff on this blog).weird water glass percussion,you don't want to be crankin' this in your car when you're cruising.totally tard lyrics,funnier than r.e.o.speedwagon.i like this,it's weird,thanks food!

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20 YEARS OF STUPIDITY-1986-2006 the wheelchair full of old men story,so far!

i pinched some of food's art for this post,the original art is in zip with track lists.zach from troy,michigan,of not very nice records and chaosnonmusica,compiled this with food of sockeye.some great examples of tardcore here.i'd be proud to be the writer of such tunes as,"my life is a piping hot pile of cum"by the metric system,or"sing a song about poop"by the poops!2 whole zips of 42 classic and newer songs from the wheelchair full of old men camp.food is beyond talented,he IS tardcore.i see stuff on the web that passes for tardcore in the straight world,and it all sucks.nowhere near as funny as this shit!if you don't laugh,you must be dead.if you don't like it,you must be a top 40 type of person.i generally hate that type,so i continue posting music that those people would hate!fuck 'em all!leave comments you fucksticks!
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