BLOOD RED OSCARS / Sideshow Bob split cd

Hey hey! I'm back ,Been re-upping this here blog ,little by little (all posts with archive links are active! any mediafire links are dead! soon to be reuploaded!send me your  requests in any comments box ,I will get to your request sooner!!),My goal is to get the whole blog re-upped and active by the end of 2016. More on that soon.....
 This is a split ,from opposite corners of the USA ,Newcomer ,from Washington state is Sideshow Bob a/k/a Damion Wolf ,with a lo-fi ,drug-fueled ,weirdness take on traditional tardcore,and from Florida ,Satan Peabody and his Blood Red Oscars ,back with more stupidity than usual,and kind of a tribute to Sockeye,Food ,and Wheelchair Full Of Old Men ,as they are all mentioned several times throughout (first few tracks are a little garbled,tape problems on the master,but the kinks work out quickly into the 3rd song! ,sorry!).This is from 2015.BRO also released a full length,just after this ,and appeared on a few xmas comps for 2015.Look for him on a split cassette (with Chainsaw Butchery), coming out on You're Not Normal Records ,from Sean Lambert in NY.Damion Wolf has a youtube channel ,and has done more Sideshow Bob Recordings,including some stuff with Food Fortunata,look for that soon!
https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/blood-red-oscars-sideshow-bob-split-release 

THE BLOOD RED OSCARS / TEENAGE MUSTACHE - Mixed Marshmallow Arts Split Album Soup

A brand new split release from Seattle's Dead Ken Frilly and his one-man band Teenage Mustache ,and old-time tardcore king ,Satan Peabody and his one-man band ,The Blood Red Oscars! Teenage Mustache is funny ass stupid shit ,more tardcore than usual,with a cover of Black Sabbath. My pick hit here is ,"Vacationing On The Sun" ,but the whole thing is great! The Blood Red Oscars ,return to recording ,besides appearing on compilations for the last few years ,this is the first full-length (oh,yeah ,it's a split!) ,of new shit from Satan Peabody ,in years!!
5 songs are covers of :Beat Happening ,Motley Crue ,Bobby McFerrin ,LMFAO ,and Sockeye! Along with 8 new original songs ,including the hit ,"It's 2012 ,Punch A Mayan In The Face".
If you don't laugh while listening to this disc , you should probably check your pulse! Stay tuned for more ,from both bands! Please leave comments ,reviews ,complaints ,and nude photos ,in the comment box below ,thanks you ,punk. Oi Oi!!
CLICK HERE: https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/blood-red-oscars-teenage-mustache-mixed-marshmallow-arts-split-album-soup 

TEENAGE MUSTACHE - Super Noise Abbey Road

Great new release from the king of the new Northwest noise scene ,comin' outta Seattle. Noise ,is a given ,as mentioned in the album's title ,but the experimenting isn't dulled by noise. There are seconds long tracks set up next to long drawn-out numbers. There are samples ,keyboards ,guitars ,effects ,advertisements ,yelling ,and ,yes ,noise! Has nothing at all,(I think?) , to do with the BeatlesAnother fine piece of the puzzle from Washington state. Next up from this exciting artist ,a split release with Florida tardcore kings ,The Blood Red Oscars !!!.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/TeenageMustache-SuperNoiseAbbeyRoad/TeenageMustache-SuperNoiseAbbeyRoad.zip

THE BLOOD RED OSCARS COVER CAT MACHINE

In anticipation,and in honor,of the 20th anniversary of Cat Machine,here's the full,unedited version of the Blood Red Oscars,covering some songs from their forefathers.This really shows the brutalness,and unheard humor,found in the lyrics of Cat Machine.The lyrics are the focus here,as the music is not that of Cat Machine,but original music composed by Satan Peabody ,himself.They also cover a couple from The Magic Nose Goblins,and do 2 original songs,the oft hilarious,"Elephant Shit",as well as the 9th installment of "Dead Dog's Weener".Tomorrow ,Saturday,September 25th,2010,is the 20th anniversary of the "Machine",and i will be posting their first tape,recorded 20 years ago to the date.It will be the beginning of a year's worth of Cat Machine releases,posted on the dates recorded(20 yrs.to date).Should be a blow-out blast of good fun.For now,check this out!
CLICK HERE:
https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/blood-red-oscars-cover-cat-machine 

THE GRUNGY DUNGAREES-the collective spasms of.....

This is a virtually unknown,unreleased band from the grunge days of the early 90's.Recorded in two days in may of '90,in a smelly house.They do these freaky instrumentals,as well as some singing.They also cover a strange cross section of bands:Stooges(2 times),Misfits,Pink Floyd,Link Wray,Sexboy,Sockeye,and,The Blood Red Oscars.This is an essential document of music from the transition into grunge music.They may even have coined the phrase,"grunge",as it relates to music,and their band was such named before the term was being used,at all.Probably the most important band of it's time,inspiring bands like the ones in the Seattle grunge scene.May even include members who later went on to fame in bands that made lots of money later,but here they use made-up names,and there is no info at all,anywhere about these guys.Almost like the Memphis Goons of the grunge scene. There may be a lost tape out there,as well.
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/TheGrungyDungarees-theCollectiveSpasmsOf/472TheGrungyDungarees-theCollectiveSpasmsOf.zip

THE BLOOD RED OSCARS-(you ain't nuthin' but a)tardhound

THE WORLD PREMIERE OF THE FIRST VIDEO EVER FOR THE BLOOD RED OSCARS!!!!
SATAN PEABODY IS SEEN DANCING TO THIS SONG,TAKEN FROM THE ALBUM,"SATAN PEABODY AND THE WRATH OF THE BLOOD RED OSCARS".FOUND ELSEWHERE ON THIS BLOG!THIS IS TARDCORE COMEDY PUNK AT IT'S FINEST!"(YOU AIN'T NUTHIN' BUT A)TARDHOUND",IS NOT AN ELVIS PRESLEY COVER,BUT IS VERY LOOSELY BASED ON "HOUND DOG"ENJOY THE HILARITY THAT ENSUES!!

SLUGGISHA'S TARDCORE XMAS-STRAVAGANZA!!!!

this is my xmas mega posting for this year.i may post a few more xmas goodies before santa comes.what you have here is a newly minted compilation of prev. released,and some totally unheard stuff.then you have the one fell swoop xmas,the cat machine xmas,the sexboy,blood red oscars,and fun sluts xmas(all remastered and split into seperate tracks,unlike my post last xmas),the comp has the bands listed in the pic above,and from wheelchair,fossil fuel with their xmas offering.i figured i'd get this up before thanksgiving so you'd have something to be thankful for.slip a few of these tracks on xmas comps you might dupe for your granma or unknowing friend.anyways here it is in all it's glory,the sluggisha tardcore xmas-stravaganza!!!!!

SEXBOY-CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?m2tczj2zdzd

THE FUN SLUTS-CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?qr4m2zjmnvi

BLOOD RED OSCARS-CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?m4u3oqzznzn

ONE FELL SWOOP-CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?oemzko1mmhz

TARDCORE XMAS COMP.-CLICK HERE:

https://archive.org/download/SluggishasTardcoreXmas-stravaganza1/299eSluggishasTardcoreXmas-stravaganza.zip

FOSSIL FUEL -CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?noonjekgmjn

CAT MACHINE-CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?ghg0qyzmzjw

SILLY SQUIRREL

more fun from food and the boys at wheelchair,the vocals are like that of a squirrel,songs about justine bateman,and peter,paul,and mary,and other dumb stuff.pretty funny,if you like sockeye,the oscars,i.e.,tardcore!,then you will enjoy,boy-eee!

CLICK HERE,TARD!: https://archive.org/download/SillySquirrel/246SillySquirrel.zip 

BLOOD RED OSCARS-ketchup hot dog

Another collection of the funniest shit you'll ever hear in your life.A cover of Ace Frehley and Kiss,some rare lost tracks,and some of the worst stuff that was left off the first three albums(posted elsewhere on this very blog!).Sped up voices,punk instrumentation,super tardcore!Satan Peabody is a nympho stud!And he challenges everyone to be stupider than him!If you think you are more tardcore,send a tape of you or your band in and we'll post it!And you shall find no one is dumber than the Blood Red Oscars,except possibly Sockeye(hi Food!).Enjoy this,there's still more to come!If you're not sure you can hear this(very un-p.c.)you probably should!

CLICK HERE FOR A HOTDOG WITH KETCHUP:
https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/blood-red-oscars-ketchup-hot-dog 

BLOOD RED OSCARS-satan peabody and the wrath of the BLOOD RED OSCARS

Here's even more of this by now patented craziness.Lots of Cat Machine covers due to a complete tape of Blood Red Oscars cover the Cat Machine.Just lyrically really, the music is totally diffferent than the Cat Machine versions.Lots of originals too,don't get me wrong,goin' off on a wild Cat Machine tangent.All these Oscars volumes were compiled four years worth of sessions,some of the stuff that I have left is better left.This is not the end,my friends,there is still lots more Oscars and even more as of yet unposted tardcore to come.Just don't wait too hard,you might hurt something.I am Satan Peabody on vocals all instruments all lyrics .Steal this totally un-p.c. music for yourself.Life is short,have fun. G O D.......
https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/blood-red-oscars-satan-peabody-and-the-wrath-of-the-blood-red-oscars 

BLOOD RED OSCARS -this is crap

They of the sped-up chipmunk voices are back with more tardcore for you whores.More of the funniest music on the web right here.Don' t miss all the cover songs,Blue Oyster Cult,Led Zeppelin,Bachman-Turner Overdrive,Cat Machine, a laff riot ,to be sure.More Dead Dog's Weener,and even funnier stuff. Tardcore to the max!!!!!
https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/blood-red-oscars-this-is-crap 

the BLOOD RED OSCARS-tardcore is for you!

This is the pinnacle of all tardcore, totally crushes all that came before and are still to come .Lots more of this band will be up on this site soon.Smart=stupid and stupid = smart.That's tardcore.Hands down funniest thing you'll ever ever find on the web.This is just the first post of the Oscars ,it gets better and better as we go along as you will hear.Just me solo. The concept was be funny and stupid,use drum machine and one instrument on each song(keys,bass,guitar,samples)and be the king of tardcore.Sockeye is great and I owe a lot to them but what I have here is one of a kind.If you don't laugh you must be dead.The first three chapters of the Dead Dog's Weener saga is here as well.Just insert names of songs and movie titles and t.v.shows and string them together with Dead Dog's Weener. Just listen, you'll get it.Also on the song"Bird Is The Word With A Circle A (This Is Anarchy)"goes out to Ashey, as he is mentioned in the lyrics.This is Satan Peabody at Sluggisha Studios in 1995.Lots more to come, stay tuned also, let's try to comment on this piece of art, o.k.?,,please? GOD....click here.tard:
https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/blood-red-oscars-tardcore-is-for-you 

PUTRID TEETH-the horned turd

basically 60 songs about poop in 45 minutes.pretty funny for the first few times,and still funny afterwards.wheelchair full of old men records and tapes carries this,run by food of sockeye.i also carry a sockeye release that food himself compiled and did art for.i'll put it up one day soon.for now hear the tard core,uh,turdcore sounds of putrid teeth.it was an old mad magazine,the putrid family,teeth putrid ,oldest brother and singer/guitarist in the family band.you know teeth putrid=keith partridge,but i dont think we're quite as poppy or family oriented as that,still putrid teeth is a good name for a band dont ya think?this is their second release.some kids in maryland basically had a cult around the first tape which i may put up if this one does good on comments and downloads.that other tape is lo-fi dreck compared to this production but to each his own.also the kvlt kids from maryland started a band called adolf olliver nipple and i'll put that on here soon too.they kinda aped our whole sound especially our rhythmless singer,n.y.poop,and the songs are not all about poop.it,s funny too.but nothing can ever top the blood red oscars for out right hilarity to the point of peeing and or pooing in your pants.soon you will all know the power that is the blood red oscars.coming soon to a blog near you,this one in fact.but i digress,more on putrid teeth,only formed when n.y.poop was in fla. on vacation,for each of 3 sessions. the third tape"apoopstic"is a mostly acoustic outing with about 10 songs written by food, singer of sockeye ,especially for putrid teeth to use.also cool interview segments with n.y.poop giving you more insight to his life,the band,and the future .i'll put that up soon too.but like i said earlier before i was so rudely fucking interuppted by words,this will quench your thirst for tardcore for now,hope fully,gimme feedback,thanks

G O D

p.s.i forgot to mention the obvious g.g.allin ,mentors,meatmen,kinda vibe but i bet you got that already,right?the first picture up top is n.y. poop at an early age . click here for download  https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/putrid-teeth-the-horned-turd