NACHO KNEES

The debut of a new band ,featuring Jake ,most famous for his band ,Seasonal Men's Wear ,but active in several other outfits ,and Mix Master Toilet Wig , back in action after being freeze-dried for over 24 years! Jake handles the vocal duties on all but 2 tracks, Food Fortunata lends his instantly recognizable voice to ,"New Year's Eve" , while G O D sings on the devolved destruction of a Bowie song ,re-tooled here as ,"Shitty Starbucks". Mix Master Toilet Wig ,plundered all the music from various porno soundtracks ,for this celebration of the seasons ,and holidays ,and human interactions.Kinda techno/disco/dance mixed with tardcore! A great start to a band ,whose next album ,"Porno Elevator" ,will be posted here ,sometime this year! Keep your eyes open ,and don't trip over the couch with a tray full of nachos! Art by G O D. What is the genre for this stuff? You tell me!!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/NachoKnees_465/NachoKnees.zip

BABYGOAT/SEASONAL MEN'S WEAR - Greetings From DeKalb

Jake and SMW on this split with Babygoat ,they each do a half dozen songs ,then they collaborate on one number.Babygoat is almost like a jr. league Unicorn Hole ,kinda tardy/black metal/nintendocore. Cool enough ,but the SMW tracks hold enough stories in them ,to write a book!Recorded at various times between 2006-2011 ,one of the songs took over 2 years to record!! There is a good letter from Jake in the zip ,which explains some of the story ,but leaves your thirst for knowledge on this release ,slightly unquenched. Really cool stuff ,limited edition of 50 discs ,on Brown Bear Records!! Look out soon for Jake and I in our new band together ,NACHO KNEES!
CLICK HERE:http://azrowear.net/download/744/BABYGOAT-SEASONAL_MENS_WEAR_-Greetings_From_DeKalb.zip.html

SUPERFLOATER

An all-new band of tardcore fools ,comin' straight at ya in the 2012!! They have a cover of that gem of a song (Dumb Audio Dynamite's "2012") ,ready for that 7" single ,out soon on Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records!(not on this release,sorry!) But this is a horse of a different color (and smell!) Short ,dumb songs ,with stupid vocals and lyrics ,accompanied by acoustic guitar,spastic keyboards ,boob drums ,and funny samples ,in between songs! As you can see by the track list on the back cover ,the subject matter is that of degenerate minds. This is only the beginning! Mix Master Toilet Wig ,has been expressing interest in re-mixing this mess (as well as working recently on a new band (as yet un named ,tho Doctor Ninja suggested "Leather Penis") ,with an upcoming release, with Noah Lyon of Retard Riot ,and doing a re-mix version of the song "2012" ,for the single ,and also providing the music for Jake (of Seasonal Men's Wear) to sing on ,for their new band ,Nacho Knees (look here for it soon!)). Superfloater will float on! Superfans leave comments ,Superhaters ,fuck off!! Look for the videos that are sure to come ,on Youtube. CLICK HERE: https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/superfloater-superfloater