TARDCORE XMAS 1995 - 3 BAND SPLIT - BLOOD RED OSCARS - THE FUN SLUTS - SEXBOY

 

This was originally released on cassette in 1995 on Sluggisha Tapes. This is a re-release on cdr,for sale now for 3 bucks (plus shipping).There will be a remixed and re-mastered version in 2014.But for now ,laugh your guts out to the single funniest xmas release of all time!!

CLICK HERE!!  https://sluggishasxmastravaganza.bandcamp.com/album/tardcore-christmas-blood-red-oscars-the-fun-sluts-sexboy

SLUGGISHA'S XMASTRAVAGANZA 4 - XMAS 2012

Well we survived the end of the world ,so punch a stupid Mayan in the face!! This compilation is chock full of new-fangled xmas carols ,the likes of which you've never heard before! Classic songs are torn a new asshole ,and original ,newer tunes ,are destined to be the carols of the future! A great line-up this year ,thanks to all who sent in contributions ,I think we have a winner,baby! Merry xmas ,fuck you!
CLICK HERE: https://sluggishasxmastravaganza.bandcamp.com/album/sluggishas-xmastravaganza-4-2012 

SLUGGISHA'S THRIFT STORE - VOL. 14

More thrift store finds! You have all the usual suspects ,preachers,children's records,soundtracks,foreign musics,the chipmunks (doing The Knack!),John Belushi (doing Louie,Louie!),Jim Backus (with Phyllis Diller?),The history of Neil Young (as brought to you by the fine folks at National Lampoon!),comedy from the likes of Justin Wilson,public speakers,and lots more zany fun! All these records were found in thrift stores across the South ,and I have a massive collection ,with lots more to come ,from this great series!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/SluggishasThriftStore-Vol.14/SluggishasThriftStore-Vol.14.zip

BIG BUTCHA - Bloodstainz LP

Tardcore gangsta rap/hip hop ,from a wannabe juggalo. This 14 year old kid sounds almost just like Andy Milonakis ,a far cry from anything Inane Clown Pussies have ever done. And that's no diss ,as I look at Andy Milonakis ,as one of the funniest rappers ,ever! And Big Butcha is right up there with him.But ,enough with the comparisons ,this shit flat out rules! Whether you like rap ,or hate it ,this is both a tribute ,and a parody/mockery of rap music.One of the best things I've heard in a while!

CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/BigButcha-BloodstainzLp_181/BigButcha-BloodstainzLp.zip

THE BLOOD RED OSCARS / TEENAGE MUSTACHE - Mixed Marshmallow Arts Split Album Soup

A brand new split release from Seattle's Dead Ken Frilly and his one-man band Teenage Mustache ,and old-time tardcore king ,Satan Peabody and his one-man band ,The Blood Red Oscars! Teenage Mustache is funny ass stupid shit ,more tardcore than usual,with a cover of Black Sabbath. My pick hit here is ,"Vacationing On The Sun" ,but the whole thing is great! The Blood Red Oscars ,return to recording ,besides appearing on compilations for the last few years ,this is the first full-length (oh,yeah ,it's a split!) ,of new shit from Satan Peabody ,in years!!
5 songs are covers of :Beat Happening ,Motley Crue ,Bobby McFerrin ,LMFAO ,and Sockeye! Along with 8 new original songs ,including the hit ,"It's 2012 ,Punch A Mayan In The Face".
If you don't laugh while listening to this disc , you should probably check your pulse! Stay tuned for more ,from both bands! Please leave comments ,reviews ,complaints ,and nude photos ,in the comment box below ,thanks you ,punk. Oi Oi!!
CLICK HERE: https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/blood-red-oscars-teenage-mustache-mixed-marshmallow-arts-split-album-soup 

LATE NIGHT WITH THE FUCK TWINS - Podcast #1 -Whitney Houston Memorial Episode

Spaceship Andy and John Kaagootaabaa ,did this podcast from Washington State and North Carolina ,one of 'em in each state.Lots of funny discussion ,not much music ,and barely a mention of Whitney Houston ,except to note that she's dead ,and deserves to be so.A great new project ,let's hope it continues on in to the future! Viva la Fuck Twins!!!
CLICK HERE:http://azrowear.net/download/377/LATE_NIGHT_WITH_THE_FUCK_TWINS_-_Episode_1_-_Whitney_Houston_Memorial.zip.html

WISTELING SAILSMEN

This is an early band from Dylan Houser ,of Hell Garbage ,Gainmas ,Bloodponies ,and other projects. Dylan ,with his pal ,Ty, make some of the best slackerpunk to ever have come out of the shithole known as New Port Richey ,Florida.Just some good 'ol kids makin' punk music ,like back in the old days.Very easy to listen to ,but it's not easy listening! There is an acapella version of the doo-wop chestnut ,"Blue Moon" ,sung by Ty ,and just generally goofy and great tunes . Recorded between 2004-2006 on Lady Anthropophagus Unincorporated. Art by Ty.
CLICK HERE:http://azrowear.net/download/712/WISTELING_SAILSMEN.zip.html

ERIK AND THE PSYCHOS - Hey,Buttmonkey!

Discovered this on the web , a rare footnote in the annals of tardcore. This almost sounds like Ice Cream Sandwich Shit Head ,without his trademark acoustic guitar. The band is from New England. Erik, who is the frontman, pretty much did everything himself. The Psychos appear on only two tracks: "Freak-Out Musicians," and "Boogie Boo Boo." On this CD Erik plays a set of percussion instruments (a grill, a Mickey Mouse cup, a cardboard box) and throws in a few contemporary rock/pop culture soundbites for the hell-of-it. These are mainly used as segue pieces introducing each song. The CD is chock full of juvenile bathroom humor, esp. "The Cheese In My Shoe" and "Garbage Can Lids" -- these were the days of "Beevis and Butt-head" my friend. Unfortunately, Erik regrets it all. The Psychos have moved on and Erik refuses to even touch a drum set (or in this case, a Micky Mouse cup or a cardboard box). Recorded in 1995. Released Independently in 2000.It was all one track ,and I did my best to seperate the tracks,hopefully ,all is tard!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?xvx5h4g660ohe9k

UNICORN HOLE - Squadilah ,We Are Off!

Midi-metal,Digi-deathcore ,8-bit grindcore,whatever you wanna call it ,this band rules!! I recently discovered these guys from South Carolina ,and this is their first full length from back a few years ago , and includes all their previous demos ,plus a load of new stuff. Each of the 62 songs ,is exactly 30 seconds long. The song titles and lyrics are a gas ,and the black metal style vocalizations ,over the computer-generated death metal music ,is a riot! These guys should have their own beer or something ,they're that good! I have more stuff by them ,and I featured a few of their songs on my Christmas comp (Santa Is Here To Kill You) this year ,their xmas album ,"A Manditarily Merry Umas" ,is one of the best things about the holiday season. This group comes highly recommended by yours truly ,and you know I would never steer you wrong ,except in extreme cases.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?qv7oq40fz3uhmn4

KAAGOOTAABAA - The Sensitivity Sessions

We've seen ,and heard ,John from Kaagootaabaa ,grow over the succesion of tapes he's been recording since last year. On this all-new ,2 disc set (with a whopping 85 cuts!) ,I was reminded several times of the Royal Trux double-LP masterwork ,"Twin Infinitives" ,and I must say , that this Kaagootaabaa release is the best yet. Recorded over Nov-Dec 2011 ,it sounds as if doing that split with Skindust a while back ,rubbed off on John a little.Pitting pensive ,moody acoustic guitar pieces ,against brutal and sometimes harsh noise pieces,and mixing in some power electronics sounding shit,along with inane vocalizing , is a winning combination on this recording. Split into 2 discs ,the first is, "Songs Of Love And Dance" , is back and forth every other song switching from mellow guitar instumentals ,to ear-blasting slabs of mindless noise. With an obligatory GG Allin cover song. Disc 2 ,"Songs Of Fun" ,include more of the hilarious song titlings ,as the first disc did, and features Dr. Bad Touch on keys ,on one number. Yes, John's come a long way in a short amount of time. Look for Kaagootaabaa on upcoming splits with like-minded artists. A whole lot of Kaagoo ,to take in all at once ,maybe too much fore some,but well worth it! This is the masterpiece John will have to live up to ,and follow-up with something even wilder!(if that's at all possible , I don't see how!)
CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?3ku846ubuvd0eqw

SANTA IS HERE TO KILL YOU!! 2011 Xmas compilation

To make your holiday season bright,and for some easy(yeah,right!) listening while wrapping and/or unwrapping those gifts within the next 12 hours or so ,I give you this hastily slapped together xmas compilation that is sure to raise some eyebrows out there! Totally weird stuff from all over the web ,compiled here for your pleasure! Don't let that "hastily slapped together" line fool ya ,tho! this compilation has balls!And they're rather large balls at that!You ever hear of "Incredibly Strange Music"? This comp will make that crud look like top 40 radio!There's dj shit,black/death core(from Unicorn Hole ,a new fave) ,Sluggisha classics,noise,old timey shit you never heard of ,humorous stuff ,and just kick in the ass oddball stuff that won't be found compiled like this anywhere else in the world!Stuff that I listened to at work the last few days ,and kinda picked what was to go on here.Everyone enjoy it ,and Merry Christmas!!And get the rest of the xmas shit on this blog.The search bar at the top of the page sucks,just scan down to the column on the right ,with keywords ,and llok for xmas or christmas or santa ,etc.!.Tons of shit to be found!!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/SantaIsHereToKillYou2011XmasCompilation/SantaIsHereToKillYouXmasComp2011.zip

MAN IS THE BORED - Deskviolence

Owing much to X JUDJUD X ,with acapella music and vocals ,and drums courtesy of beating on a desk with sticks ,this is a funny force to be reckoned with! An anonymous follower to this blog sent this in ,and if I were him ,I would take credit for it. If not for the aforementioned X JUDJUD X , this would be a piece of stoner genius! Total tard/thrash/death/desk-core ,and we can only hope there is more. Please send more!

CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?zgs4toqcd0he4m9

BROWN BEAR RECORDS PRESENTS : HIPPO PIE -Old Songs From Young People

Another release from Brown Bear Records ,limited to 30 ,sent in by my pal Jake. 14 bands do 1 or more songs ,with many genres covered.It's all tardcore ,of course ,but beyond that in styles like :hardcore/punk/new wave/black metal/psych, and more. I can't even pick a favorite band or track ,it's all good! Funny-ass shit here folks ,you need this ,and I doubt you can buy it ,due to the rarity of the whole thing. Really cool , it's on endless repeat on my mp3 player right now!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ifortczq71zdccn

THE BIBLE BEATERS - He's Always Watching

From the vast shitlands of Ohio ,comes The Bible Beaters. They sound kinda country/spiritual/gospel-punk ,with a huge spoonful of humor. Reminds me ,at times, of The Dick Panthers.They are still active,and are in fact playing "The Last Rock N' Roll Show Ever On The Face Of The Planet" ,on 12/21/2012.Totally not religious,but bashing religions,all the way!Sent in by John (Kaagootaabaa) ,much thanks.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheBibleBeaters-HesAlwaysWatching/TheBibleBeaters-HesAlwaysWatching.zip

CATERWAUL OF SOUND - Stabby Road

A new band with their debut,sent to me by the bassist,Rico Vanian.And the Damned comparisons don't end there! I think these fellas sound like old school UK punk,specifically The Damned.They cover : Hole,The Ronettes,and also do an update on "Old Mac Donald" ,and "Movin' On Up",a/k/a  " Theme From The Jeffersons", just to point out that they have a sense of humor as well.And that is easily discovered by looking at the Beatles album cover parody!Good luck guys,hope to hear more from you soon!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/CaterwaulOfSound-StabbyRoad/797CaterwaulOfSound-StabbyRoad.zip

DALE HAWKINS - Lonely Nights b/w Yea Yea (Class Cutter)

Side B is the choice for me.Great old 50's rock n' roll,with great vocals and humorous lyrics!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/DaleHawkins-LonelyNightsBwYeaYeaclassCutter/759DaleHawkins.zip

GLENN SUTTON -Red Neck Disco b/w Hip,Hip,Hip,Hooray For The E.R.A.

A famous country singer/songwriter,who also did humorous numbers ,such as the ones on this single.Kinda Charlie Daniels-like,and the rips on various disco hits ,are riotous!The E.R.A.? What's that??
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?zjvbw8ini1ouuc5

THE BLOOD RED OSCARS COVER CAT MACHINE

In anticipation,and in honor,of the 20th anniversary of Cat Machine,here's the full,unedited version of the Blood Red Oscars,covering some songs from their forefathers.This really shows the brutalness,and unheard humor,found in the lyrics of Cat Machine.The lyrics are the focus here,as the music is not that of Cat Machine,but original music composed by Satan Peabody ,himself.They also cover a couple from The Magic Nose Goblins,and do 2 original songs,the oft hilarious,"Elephant Shit",as well as the 9th installment of "Dead Dog's Weener".Tomorrow ,Saturday,September 25th,2010,is the 20th anniversary of the "Machine",and i will be posting their first tape,recorded 20 years ago to the date.It will be the beginning of a year's worth of Cat Machine releases,posted on the dates recorded(20 yrs.to date).Should be a blow-out blast of good fun.For now,check this out!
CLICK HERE:
https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/blood-red-oscars-cover-cat-machine 

WILLIAM WESLEY & THE TINY SOCKETS-don't dowse the house

This from 08-09,is more of Wes,at his best.Also on the Unread label,now located in Baltimore,MD,home of rampant weirdness,as evidenced by John Waters,and others from there.This tape has some fun humor,some real folk-noise,a good time.One of my favorite new undiscovered artists.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?6cisr19iix06i1u