BIG BUTCHA - Bloodstainz LP

Tardcore gangsta rap/hip hop ,from a wannabe juggalo. This 14 year old kid sounds almost just like Andy Milonakis ,a far cry from anything Inane Clown Pussies have ever done. And that's no diss ,as I look at Andy Milonakis ,as one of the funniest rappers ,ever! And Big Butcha is right up there with him.But ,enough with the comparisons ,this shit flat out rules! Whether you like rap ,or hate it ,this is both a tribute ,and a parody/mockery of rap music.One of the best things I've heard in a while!

CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/BigButcha-BloodstainzLp_181/BigButcha-BloodstainzLp.zip

TMT - TOO MUCH TROUBLE a/k/a THE BABY GETO BOYS - Fugitive On The Run 12"

Coming from the South Park section of the ,Houston, Texas ghettos ,home of The Geto Boys ,Gangsta N.I.P. ,and others including Scarface ,who guests on this record. 3 mixes ,all of which have the profanities excised ,for radio play. Gangsta rap just ain't the same without a few curses thrown about! Taken from their first full-length album ,"Bringin' Hell On Earth". The lead rapper is Bar-None ,a white dwarf ,slightly shorter than Bushwick Bill. Drunk D ,Nickel Nut ,and Ghetto MC round out the rhymes ,with Scarface's special appearance. On Rap-A-Lot Records ,1992
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/Tmt-TooMuchTroubleAkaTheBabyGetoBoys-FugitiveOnTheRun12/TooMuchTrouble-FugitivesOnTheRun12Inch.zip

THE SWAGGS - Tha Purp Mixtape e.p. - Vol.1

The first release from the Northwest rap crew. This is rap like you've never heard before! If you like rap , give this a try ,if you hate rap ,give this a try! Here's some notes from their manager:

Hey you gotta check out this new hip-hop group I know from around here, they're called The Swaggs. It's easily the best rap you'll ever hear, I mean, the lyrics are complex and are true stories about the harsh realities of life, and the beats are perfect for playing in your car or music player electronic device. I know for a fact that these guys will make it big in the music industry and stuff. Enjoy.

Ha,ha it's all a big joke , avant-garde ,weirdo raps
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ccwy5i5ukvv3uak

DOCTOR NINJA - Meditations On Meditation

Noah Lyon ,artist of our times, does some dj work outs on this disc. Retarded hip-hop,rap,scratching.All the stuff you hear in between the beats on classic shit. I'll put it in his own words : "All live , All scratches , Almost no music". Only 2 of the 7 tracks are titled,and it will drive you absolutely batshit ,if you listen to this. My wife and kids hate it. Therefore I know it to be good! Recorded on Groundhog day ,2010 on Retard Riot Re:cdrs / Anarcho-Turntablist Syndicate.Go and buy y'self a copy from Noah's website,you cheap little tarts!!
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SLUG-GO - Live From Washington D.C.

A live set from these guys,also part of the Washington D.C. go go funk scene. Lots of call and response ,and funk/soul hip-hop.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?yf27zm2789vtkuy

E.U. - Rock Yuh Butt

E.U. , or , Experience Unlimited , was a go go funk band from the Washington D.C. scene ,along with Ian MacKaye and the Dischord bands .They scored a hit with Do The Butt from a Spike Lee film. This is the roots of hip-hop.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?upjwjtbjecubjju

BUTT TOOTH - Tell Your Stupid BUTT TOOTH To SHUT UP !!!!

The dumbest rap trio you've never heard! Unless,of course,you downloaded their first LP ,"Cheddar Cheese Steak" ,located elsewhere,on this here blog!.MC Jed(Copkillr),MC Jug(Racemixr),and MC Reverend Raj,with a special word from MC Iggy!They do raps of 4 Cat Machine songs!The first and last tracks are their truest studio output!Lots of stoned,drunk,trippin stuff,not really rap,but a blitzed out version of the origins of rap.Sermons,stories,jokes,blues tunes,weirdo samples,and more strangeness.Truly tard-rap,tardcore to the max! CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/ButtTooth-TellYourStupidButtToothToShutUp/743ButtTooth-TellYourStupidButtToothToShutUp.zip

TOM GREEN -Prepare For Impact

Tom used to be in a Canadian rap group,Organized Rhyme,before he became famous.This is from years later,after kickin cancer in the nuts,and is truly tard-rap.Only other guy who can spit like this is Andy Milonakis (see below this post,duh!).Fuckin'funny ass shit,I laff every time I hear it,as well as Andy!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?xc1r6uc4tcgdfnf

ANDY MILONAKIS -Hot Soup + Bonus Tracks

Hot Soup is Andy's latest stuff.I included a ton of earlier cuts,from all different time frames.All the tracks are mixed up,as I compiled them.Total tard-rap,funniest shit ,besides Tom Green ,in the rap world.He works with J Kwon,Major Lazer,Kool Kojak,Dirt Nasty,Rich Hil,and others.Even if you hate rap,check this out,it's a riot!Only time I ever heard a rap song sample John Cooper Clarke,on "Chickentown"(Joel,you simply must hear this cut!!)
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ysen4g3s6w3co94

CAT MACHINE -Felching Pat Harrington Jr.

Just try to come up with a more disgusting thought,than the title of this album.I included 2 different cover arts,cuz I could'nt decide on one.This tape ,from January 15th,1991,features special guests ,Chuck Connell,Vance Burdge,Chris Nicholson (R.I.P.),and Pizza Breath,in addition to the core trio of Ed,Tony, and Joel.Chuck has his own little section here,with ,"Chuck's Corner",and Chris sing/talks on ,"Shrimp Circus" , and "Fizz Fazz(Sausage)".A few spoken pieces,with all of us talking,and some rap/hip-hop on ,"Battle Of The Rock Lords",and the debut of "Cat Machine Is In The Haus".Covers of Ramones and Jefferson Bullshit,at end.,I would'nt download it tho',because this underground,outsider,unknown,cult-band,is one of the worst bands that ever played.And I mean best when I say worst.Recorded straight to boombox,in FT.Myers,FL,at Cat Machine House.

https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/cat-machine-felching-pat-harrington-jr 

SLUGGISHA'S XMAS-STRAVAGANZA II -2010

10 All new Christmas tunes for the 2010 holiday season!A newly recorded version of THE MONKETY BURPS,"Santa's Balls Hurt",which is a cover of the GUN CLUB's ,"Sex Beat",with xmas lyrics about Santa holding his pee on his long journey on xmas eve.YOBEL WEENEL,which is me and my kids,do a "Chrismis Medlee",there's rap/hip-hop from MC KING CORNDOG & DJ BLUE JELLO and GRUZZLEHAWK ARMY(me and the kids again).There's a blues tune from Stanky Frankie of PART-TIME CRIPPLE, PIL (PRIESTS INJURE LIVES)kick in with a cover of PUBLIC IMAGE LIMITED's,"Religion",to the tune of ,"Oh ,Come All Ye Faithful".My kids and I also collaborated on CRAPMASTER,with "Undead Santa",and there's some good ol' tardcore from,THE BLOOD RED OSCARS,and from Wheelchair,BANANA TWINS and BEAVUE CLEAVUE!This is one of the finest xmas comps,since last year's xmas-stravaganza!
CLICK HERE:  https://sluggishasxmastravaganza.bandcamp.com/album/sluggishas-xmastravaganza-2-2010 

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN -volumes 1 and 2

Just a few comps I put together in the midst of 20 degree weather,(I live in Florida!),consisting of covers of the Xmas chestnut,"Frosty The Snowman".You'll hear punk,rock n' roll,country,rap,ska,contemporary,oldies,cartoon,chipmunks and all the chipmunk rip-offs,a spoof of The Gorillaz,"Clint Eastwood",here by Chillaz,"Clint Frostwood",alternative,celebrities,adult themed,weird,Sluggisha artists,and more! 71 versions in all,I know there's lots more,send 'em in to me for volume 3!! & 4!!!

CLICK HERE FOR VOL 1: https://archive.org/download/FrostyTheSnowmanvolumes12/Vol1.zip 

CLICK HERE FOR VOL. 2 : https://archive.org/download/FrostyTheSnowmanvolumes12/Vol2.zip 

UNCUT 12

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UNCUT 11

the eleventh installment in the uncut collection,this time messin'up:van halen,burl ives,sam cooke(or maybe it's smokey robinson?)and more hip-hoppin' breakdance shit,sweet,and much more than i can remember or list here.this guy is still on the loose,and can't be stopped from destroying vinyl recordings,only to re-use them in this almost criminal capacity.if you ain't been schooled yet,on the uncut sound,be my guest and CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?fo4quymtcqy

UNCUT- 10

it's now 2010,and the first posting of the year is UNCUT 10.more broken record mantras,from an escaped lunatic who loves destroying ,playing,and recording old vinyl records.each "cut" is an "uncut",just a snippet sample of one part of a song ,repeatedly played.in some cases ,you'll hear more than one sample on an uncut.as is the case with the second half of this release,an extendo remix version of an uncut from #9,"desperate psychedelic flashback 60's acid mole gravel stomp(all my acid head friends are coming over tonight!)",an exploration of the beach boys covering,"louie,louie",and sounds like the soundtrack to a tripping party!the first half features,kiss,aerosmith,burl ives,hip-hop breakdance beats,as well as the beach boys ,and more!
lots of great uncuts here,and a few more to come,the tapes are numbered to # 14!please some rappers out there ,use my samples,and kick me back some $$,and possibly some work!thanks!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?hkymmdgo0dz

UNCUT- #8

the eighth release from the psycho record killer,the vinyl wrecking bandit,the foolhardy foolboy,the mantra making master,the king of broken records,skip to my lou my darling!this is uncut again,and now we have caught up to number 9(a concept uncut album,posted before any of the rest of the series)so next up will be#10.lots of breakdance,hip-hop,some kiss,the cars,some old timey singers,some fire dept stuff,surf punks,a kids record,and more are explored in the unique uncut style.uncut to infinity!!!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?kmjefwzhg55

UNCUT -#7

seventh tape in the series,this one dispenses with most of the old records ,and recruits a few new ones.kiss,the cars,surf punks,and breakdance,all get time,along with a few more newbies.the psycho trance subliminal brainwash effect,evident in all uncut's work,is present as ever,here.mantras of broken record madness.some really cool tracks here.i'm still waiting on some hip-hop rappers to use some of uncut's samples.i think it would be a groundbreaking act,who ever does it first will be a star!

CLICK HERE part one:

http://www.mediafire.com/?ltxmtcyzmzj

CLICK HERE part two:

http://www.mediafire.com/?tmmeqja3hyw

UNCUT-#6

here is part 6 of the continuing series of uncut recordings.psycho,vinyl wrecking,zombie goes to town on the turntable,with more of that record skipping sound you've all come to know and love.brief appearances by past uncut "stars",shauna grant,the fire chief,fat boys,and hip-hop breakdance beats.run-dmc has a set here,and some old 40's-50's vocal group is singing the praises of homemade wine,and doo dah days.somebody bet on the bay!there's also some fine double tracked and 4-track stuff,most notably civil rights(plus a few more)a swell addition to the uncut canon(or cannon,if you wish!)split into 2 files download both HERE:
PART ONE:http://www.mediafire.com/?n0ggrwdwjnz
PART TWO:

http://www.mediafire.com/?4cimwzyw2qm

UNCUT-#4

solo artist extrordinaire,mr. uncut,is back for round four!lots of samples from hip hop ,fat boys,breakdance,stuff,and some awesome 4-track recordings,utilizing some jackie gleason mellow records combined with some public enemy and the courageous cat theme,and more,then back to the broken record sound we all know and love for a few more tracks to the end.rap to this p.diddy!(pee shitty)mantras to make you build a towering clay bisque urn full of eye-talian food stick to a volkswagon full of goldfish.if that sounds good,you're dumb.thanks!

CLICK HERE PART ONE:http://www.mediafire.com/file/kzjmwutzyyw/UNCUT-#4-PART ONE.zip

CLICK HERE PART TWO:http://www.mediafire.com/file/onnlya42mbj/UNCUT-#4-PART TWO.zip

FRED-jeff mcdonald NOT formerly of redd kross

fred( jeff mcdonald NOT formerly of redd kross),vocalist and semi-lyricist for the fun sluts and the phone sluts,goes solo here,with a little help from me.starts off all fred on the first track,scary.i help out with the music on a sonic youth cover,and do some vocals on another number,fred does a couple of hip-hop rap songs as well.should have recorded a few more,as it was starting to hit a stride as it went on.not as together as the fun sluts,or as experimental as the phone sluts,but it is trippy in it's own right.if you know fred,you have to have this,and if you don't know fred,well,you're lucky!just kidding fred,don't get all pissed off! G O D

CLICK HERE FOR FRED: http://archive.org/download/Fred-jeffMcdonaldNotFormerlyOfReddKross/166Fred-JeffMcdonaldNotFormerlyOfReddKross.zip