YOBEL WEENEL - Deto Soc Umy Oty

An unreleased album recorded in 2011,and finally released to this blog.The art ,and the music were collecting dust for over a year,awaiting release on another label,which fell thru ,so here you have it!Also the hard copy is included if you order the Yobel Weenel/Bloodponies split (see below) A great set of instrumentals ,bass,guitar,keys,drums ,made by a 48 ,14,and 11 year old. Truly unclassifiable ,except to say,Zombie rock!This trio is slated to play St.Pete Noisefest 6 ,next year sometime.Let's hope that happens ,for the good of all noise-kind.This is like their 5th or 6th release,I think. Art by the band ,in their usual collage style. The zip also includes a video from this album ,and a video from their live,in-studio appearance on W.G.O.D. radio!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/YobelWeenel-DetoSocUmyOty/YobelWeenel-detoSocUmyOty.zip

YOBEL WEENEL/BLOODPONIES -split cdr

Yet another rare split band/split label release ,available as listed below ,at the Sluggisha webstore as well as thru the Lady Anthropophagus imprint.. Dylan takes some old,unreleased Bloodponies tracks ,and brings it on! Yobel Weenel have never sounded better ,the samples are otherworldly ,a zombie band to watch in the future.This is music that has not been currently classified,and is not able to be labelled,at least not with words that we have on earth. Yobel Weenel also has a track from the same sessions this split is from,coming out on a compilation,soon!Congrats to Derek ,from Linda Blare Project ,on being the first to buy this fine release,and to Fuck Ramone on getting a copy in trade from Dylan! Yay! check out the Yobel Weenel video below ,with a song from this very split!and get more free downloads over at Bloodponies bandcamp page.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/YobelWeenelbloodponies-splitCdr/YobelWeenel-bloodponies-splitCdr2012.zip

S & M HUNTER - Metal Ghost

Avant-garde experimentalist dada surrealism,wrapped in a sonic sheen of shitcore spasmodicity. My pal ,Fuck Ramone ,is the madman behind this release.He and I swapped releases to post on each others blogs. I sent him the new ASF -"A Past Winner" ,to post at his site,find it here: http://electrichedonist.blogspot.com/2012/10/elhe012-past-winner-by-asf.html
This S & M Hunter release is beyond a normal person's belief.Try playing this for your mom,or some neighbors ,and watch for the proverbial "head for the hills" ,to take place,shortly thereafter. We are currently working on a new band together,collaborating our musics ,and hoping to strike out ,once again! Look for the as-of-yet ,un-named project ,here,soon ,and also over at Electric Hedonist blog.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/SMHunter-MetalGhost/SMHunter-MetalGhost.zip

TEENAGE MUSTACHE - Super Noise Abbey Road

Great new release from the king of the new Northwest noise scene ,comin' outta Seattle. Noise ,is a given ,as mentioned in the album's title ,but the experimenting isn't dulled by noise. There are seconds long tracks set up next to long drawn-out numbers. There are samples ,keyboards ,guitars ,effects ,advertisements ,yelling ,and ,yes ,noise! Has nothing at all,(I think?) , to do with the BeatlesAnother fine piece of the puzzle from Washington state. Next up from this exciting artist ,a split release with Florida tardcore kings ,The Blood Red Oscars !!!.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/TeenageMustache-SuperNoiseAbbeyRoad/TeenageMustache-SuperNoiseAbbeyRoad.zip

DOCTOR NINJA - Feel My Feet

Noah Lyon ,in one of his several guises ,did this mp3 that starts with a weird sample ,and becomes a droning piece of sound ,with more samples interspersed throughout ,at strategical locations, in this 3:41 minute piece.It's short ,but bears repeated listens.A good thing to hear when you are guzzling beers ,trying to reach that pinnacle of drunkeness ,that will make you either puke ,or come to a richer understanding of the mind of Noah Lyon! retardriot.com is where he can be found!
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BLOODPONIES - Whores

One of my favorite releases from Dylan ,yet! A bunch of experimental sounds ,tied together with actual songs ,and no track list ,as it all blends into one long ,continuous track! Reminds me of one of my own solo outings ,Salem Curbing (download those 2 tapes ,somewhwere on this blog ,as mindblowing as this Bloodponies stuff!). An acapella rendering of Harry Belafonte's ,"Day-O"(The Bannana Boat Song) ,is made even better ,with some extra added noise/sounds ,to rev it up a bit!Broke up into sides A and B ,side B ends with the strains of Neil Young's warbly vocalizing. Great stuff from start to finish,I'll be listening to this for the next week or so!
CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?6g05s0ccjz4ct0c

TEENAGE MUSTACHE - Astronautical Journey Into God's Arms

Dead Ken Frilly brings you more of the brief ,shitcore ,noise tracks ,you've come to know and love ,from his Seattle institution of a band. Their longest release yet ,great stuff here , 40 short tracks,(with a few exceptions) ,of space/shit/noisecore ,thay are interesting ,to say the least.Could be third time's a charm with this band's 3rd release, it kinda went: good,better ,best! But now how can Teenage Mustache live up to this one? If you hang around this blog long enough ,you will find out ,eventually!
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DROLL YANKEES - No.3 -Seaport Series - Sounds Of The Sea

Organic industrial , avant-garde , musique concrete, audio verite ,call it what you will ,you'll be trippin 'on this release from 1962(!!??!!) Out of Providence ,RI . The plans are laid out on the record label above ,as to what you will be hearing.Quite jarring ,and a great soundscape for folks in mid-america ,not near any kind of ocean ,or people up north in the snow ,who would like to escape ,if only for the length of this recording.All the pertinent info is listed on the labels ,as there is no back cover ,just blank. I'd like to hear the rest of this series,but all web searches have been for nought. Droll Yankees is now a pet supply company,still located in RI ,specializing in bird feeders.Go figure!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/DrollYankees-No.3-seaportSeries-SoundsOfTheSea/DrollYankees-SoundsOfTheSeano.zip 

INDUSTRIAL BELT B-38 - Violence

Noisekillr and Mr. 497 ,with another transmission from deep space , 9/20/1992. cyber-punk,space-rock,mutant experimental ,avant-garde noise ,that you can kill to! 4 songs ,the last of which is a suite in 7 sections.

1.TV Violence Batters Children
2.Satanic Virus
3.Voice In The Wilderness
4.Violence - a)violence theme - b)church of future generations - c)the deaths of a few very small children - d)time to kill - e)planet B of the 38th galaxy - f)on the belt - g)royal trux

There are still more transmissions coming ,you will be hearing more of the band that time couldn't catch up with. Still ahead of their time ,even in the world of today!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/IndustrialBeltB-38-Violence/IndustrialBeltB-38-Violence.zip

ONE FELL SWOOP - Lackadaisical

the 25th (!!?!!) album by the underground's greatest unknown band! There are some fun ,short songs ,strewn throughout ,"Spam-Bo-Ree" is 45 seconds long ,"Theme From Snail Man" , 15 seconds ,"Barbed Wire Guitars" ,18 seconds and there's even "Lunch With The Centurions" ,a 27 second piece of coversation. "I'm Not A Schmuck" ,another song that landed on the band's live set list ,appears here in it's original form. "This Is A New Experience" ,features answering machine messages ,set to cacaphonous music.And there's lot's more! This is an experimental album ,with alt-rock/indie-punk songs ,stringing it together.Ft. Myers ,Fl ,recorded at the Cat Machine House on 12/7/1991. The original session for these tracks was on 12/5/1991 ,but that recording was lost or destroyed ,forcing a full re-recording of the entire album!
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SKINDUST - A Skindust Christmas

Just in time for the season! Seattle's own avant-tarde ,noisecore boys ,are here with somethin' fresh for your yuletide! A weird alternate-universe type of xmas album is what you'll be getting here.There is a short(00:12 ) Aerosmith cover,and no traditional Christmas songs in sight. There is a bit of a woodwinds section on some tunes here,while others adhere to the more trad Skindust sound.Here's notes from the band :
Skindust
A Skindust Christmas
Avant-Garde/Noisecore
December 7th, 2011

01 Overpopulation
02 Fancy Shoezzz
03 Aerosmith Cover
04 Bear Raping Kittens
05 Flutecore Championz
06 Chinese Secrets Of The Ganja Sisterhood
07 Coming Up West Side
08 2 Seconds Of Hell (Basketball, Oh Baby)
09 Flacia
10 Ha, I Wonder
11 Popcorn Mmm
12 Skrillex Diss Rap
13 Thank You
14 Buffalo New York
15 And The Doctor Said
16 A Tale Of
17 I'm Broke

Frank Silverberg - Vocals, flute, guns, swag, attitude, root beer, baseball bats, cigarette packs
Spaceship Andy - Vocals, flute, popcorn, metal, lighter, swords, FL Studio, samples

Recorded on November 28th, 2011.

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ONE FELL SWOOP - Two Cannonball Dinner

Rounding out the "balls" trilogy today ,we have an album from 12/3/1991 ,from the underground losers ,One Fell Swoop. This is the pinnacle of albums dedicated to the downtrodden ,homeless,drunk ,junkie ,loser ,in all of us. Even the song titles spell it out. I did notice that all 9 songs are titled with three word phrases. Starting off with an almost 13 minute instrumental jam ,"We Haven't Smoked" , (although it does sound like we did ,in fact ,smoke!) ,and a sound that will knock your drunk ass to the couch ,so's you can listen and enjoy the rest."Real Hobo Smell" ,a tale of being a bum ,a tramp ,a hobo ,"Cough Syrup Summer" ,cuz it's a cheap buzz , "Burned Out Believers" ,for the beat-down by religion losers ,"Geez , Naw , Thud" ,a dreamer's soliloquy ,also include in the live set list of the band ,"Pot So Smart" ,for the pot heads who can't get jobs because of piss tests , "The Wheezing Monument" ,for the elderly who don't wanna go into a home ,or have their car taken away ,"Frozen Hamburger Shower" ,for the junk food we must eat to survive ,and ending off with ,"Rubber Dollar Bill" ,for everyone who's ever been fast-talked or scammed! The music is cohesive with a bluesy bent.As always ,we switch vocal/drum/guitar duties frequently. Really great band ,with another winner of an album about losers!
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SKINDUST - Steve Pool's Buns Of Fun

The fourth release from the noise/grunge gods of Seattle , Skindust. Frank Silverberg and Spaceship Andy ,along with new third wheel , Mothership ,blast out 60 soon-to-be, noisecore classics (covering Rick Astley ,Metallica,andHot Chocolate ,along the way!) ,sure to throw you into violent ring-ding fits! Also ,they made a video for the song , " Slaves And Whales" ,shown below ,and they are currently at work on a split with another new Sluggisha artist ,Kaagootaabaa! You'll hear that here first! Here's some notes and the track list from the boys:
Band: Skindust
Album: Steve Pool's Buns Of Fun!!!
Genre: Avant-Garde/Noisecore

01 Intro
02 Hare Krishna Spaceship Land
03 Björk Stole My Mailbox
04 Munkeeeeeee (Injustice)
05 I Joined The Army Because I Wanted To Kill AIDS Patients
06 Pesticides Make The World Grow
07 Piano Man
08 Who's The Boss?
09 I Can't Commit To Shaving Both Sides Of My Head To Be Hardcore
10 Golf Is Not A Sport
11 The Girls In Mount Airy, North Carolina Don't Suck Cock, They're Too Pretty
12 Pokemon Friends Forever
13 Bathroom Daytimes
14 Satanic Monsters
15 Masturbaaaaaaaaaaation
16 I Don't Like Sharks In My Butthole
17 Where Am I Going?
18 I've Been Censored By The Government
19 Disc Protector Song
20 DÜIT (Organ Grinder)
21 Watermelon
22 I Will Always Love You
23 Broom Closet Rapist
24 Suck My Cock And Eat My Anus
25 Aliens (Alien Zombies That Are Also Pirates To Market Towards Children And Teenagers)
26 Pigs In A Field Feasting On Society
27 7-11 Armageddon
28 Old Man Assholes
29 Bird Hunting
30 Ass.
31 Environment = $
32 Legal Disclaimer
33 Piano Man (Reprise)
34 Stand By Me (Part 1)
35 Stand By Me (Part 2)
36 Stand By Me (Ultrahellmix)
37 Get A Job!
38 Anger Therapy Session
39 Satan Is My Eternal Guardian Of Shit Porn
40 Mothership Death Experiment Exhibit R
41 Master Of Puppets (Metallica Cover)
42 NGGYU (Rick Astley Cover)
43 When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Frozen Bananas
44 Oh, Almighty
45 Hawaiian Dance
46 Brother Louie (Hot Chocolate Cover)
47 Steve Pool's Buns Of Fun
48 Tazergrind
49 Spiders In Paradise
50 Gaping Anus Cartoons
51 Avant-Garden Of Eden
52 I'm Still Afraid Of The Closet!
53 Marrow On A Cigarette
54 Grounded By My Parents For Eating Freedom
55 Slaves & Whales
56 I Used To Own A Houseboat
57 My Sandwich Is Full Of Ass Cream
58 Blue Raspberry Rainbow Dreams
59 Ballad
60 Skindustrial Waltz

Lineup:
Frank Silverberg - Vocals, keyboard, taser, chopsticks, plate, keys, money
Spaceship Andy - Vocals, guitar, guitar tuner, metal bridge
Mothership - Vocals, coffee, spoon

Recorded in August 2011 while attempting to film a documentary about our genitals.
Obviously, and in usual Skindust fashion, there was no sobriety allowed during recording,
to ensure that the music was genuine and sexy.

THIS ALBUM IS DEDICATED TO STEVE POOL, THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER
LIVE IN SEATTLE EVER. HE IS BLACK WITH A KILLER MUSTACHE AND DESERVES
THE HONOR OF BEING MENTIONED BY THE SKINDUST. WE'RE GRUNGE SINCE
WE LIVE IN SEATTLE. BYE.
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TEENAGE MUSTACHE - I Need Cigarettes

From one of the geniuses behind bands like Skindust and The Rocky Dennis Picture Show ,comes this solo offering. Not as noisy or crusty as the aforementioned bands ,this is a bit more subdued ,dare I say ,mellow! Still noisy ,just not as noisy. Very experimental and lo-fi.
Here's some notes from the artist:
Band: Teenage Mustache
Album: I Need Cigarettes
Genre: Avant-Garde/Noise

Track Listing:

01 Supernutz
02 Basement Fucker
03 Perry Cale
04 Steve Pool's Alarm Clock
05 African-American Sabbath
06 Personality Fetish: 38 Chapters Of The Book That God Read And Shit Herself
07 Outer Space Mongoloid
08 Ode To Mediocrity
09 Shit Of Radio
10 Nude Midget Volleyball
11 I Can't Wait To Bleed (Tuberculosis)
12 Crib Death? No, I Fucked It To Death!
13 Intestines Full Of My Shit
14 In A Coital Embrace With The Woman That BORE You
15 Police Drama Theme Song
16 The Shape Of Punk Cum/A Cock Jerked Orange
17 Circus Rapist
18 The Shit Of Radio (Reprise)

Dead Ken Frilly - Vocals, electic guitar, keyboard, guitar tuner, tapes, microphone, feedback,
FM radio.

Recorded on June 24th, 2011 on a karaoke machine.

CD/Download version cover art by Kyle White. Cassette version cover art by Dead Ken Frilly.

Inspirations: The Gerogerigegege, Anal Cunt, Frank Zappa, Flux Of Pink Indians, Merzbow,
Mike Patton, Boredoms, The Shaggs, John Zorn, Black Sabbath, Dystopia, piss, shit, the 70s,
Degrassi High episodes, pizza, soda, ganja, broken jaws, Kathi Goertzen's stroke mouth.

Lyrics:
_____________________________________________________
I Can't Wait To Bleed (Tuberculosis):

Why are you eating me? I'm the one to set you free,
please take a pee on me, making your pussy bleed.

Tuberculosis.

(Repeat 3x)

How long have you been driving?
_____________________________________
Crib Death? No, I Fucked It To Death!:

Jew. Oh my god. Hold my hand. Oh my back.
_________________________________
Intestines Full Of My Shit:

Intestines full of my shit! (Repeat ad nauseum)
_______________________________
In A Coital Embrace With The Woman That BORE You:

Never rest again. Never sleep again? Yeah. Why are you cheating on me, Jesus?
_______________________________
Police Drama Theme Song:

Why are you still talking to me?
_______________________________
The Shape Of Punk Cum:

Hold my hand, man.
______________________________
A Cock Jerked Orange:

Will you help us?
_____________________________

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SKINDUST - Whenever I Stop The Russians From Stealing The Nuclear Launch Codes,And Make A Sandwich Out Of Souls

This time round ,the boys play long songs ,in the avant-garde/psychedelic/noise stylings ,of the day.They also added a third member,Jeep!Pretty cool ,I dig it! Here's the info :

Album: Whenever I Stop The Russians From Stealing The Nuclear Launch Codes
And Make A Sandwich Out Of Souls
Genre: Avant-Garde/Noise/Psychedelic

01 Title Track
02 Title Track #2

Track Information:
Title Track - This is a 17 minute song recorded on June 19th, 2011 recorded at Frank
Silverberg's private compound. There was salad, and therefore numbness.
Title Track #2 - This is a scrap metal tribal free jazz song recorded on May 11th, 2011.

Lineup:
Frank Silverberg - Vocals, spoon, cigarettes, scrap metal
Spaceship Andy - Vocals, guitar, cordless drill, stapler, office chair, bong, scrap metal,
producer, audio manipulation
Jeep - Voice of reason, television

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INDUSTRIAL BELT B-38 - Space Invaders Music

Not really music from the video game at all.This is the further adventures of Mr. 497 and Noisekillr,on their journey through the galaxy.This release beats the hell out of the christian faith ,and it's leaders and followers!The lead-off track has a sermon of a preacher gone mad ,running thru the whole song! Very experimental space/avant garde/techno/punk ,with an anti christian theme running throughout,as with most of their releases.This transmission was beamed to us from 8/18/92,recorded in a tin can,hurtling thru the cosmos!
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/IndustrialBeltB-38-SpaceInvadersMusic/IndustrialBeltB-38-SpaceInvadersMusic.zip

YOBEL WEENEL -Fliz Craz

Me and the boys are back!After contributing tracks to ,"We Want Our Life Back- The BP Oil Protest Compilation" ,and "Sluggisha's Xmastravaganza II",they are here to deliver their third full-length!More of their trademark zombie-rock experimentalism,this is their best yet!10 tracks,full of noise,samples,music like you never heard before!A nice accomplishment,their 3rd video is currently in production!Avant-garde,musique concrete,bizarre songs,that will get you movin'! the 3rd album.
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/YobelWeenel-FlizCraz/703YobelWeenel-flizCraz.zip

YOBEL WEENEL-sashan klyniks abuddah -video

this is the latest from yobel weenel.leading up to their 3rd release,this was recorded today,all-new stuff.zombies and monsters,king kong and hockey players,weird obscure avant-garde punk experiments!

YOBEL WEENEL-plurple gluhooey

the latest offering from the zombie band known as yobel weenel!13 tracks of absolute sound!if you are at all into the boredoms,butthole surfers,caroliner rainbow,the residents,germain hubert ales,or others of that ilk,this is right up your alley!great stuff from me and my sons 8 and 11.also check out the first video from this album(based on the i like turtles zombie kid on you tube)!total avant-garde free-form spazzle!if you download anything this year,make sure you grab this!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/YobelWeenel-plurpleGluhooey/330YobelWeenel-plurpleGluhooey.zip

GERMAIN HUBERT ALES-mini 33 tours

This is some really weird french dudes,like trippin'or something.I kinda hear the Residents a bit,but it's more than that.Little blips and electronics,as well as guitars and vocals.Very avant-garde and experimental.A treat for your ears!Haven't seen this posted.From Leo.Recorded in 1982.Man,those guys look strange!

CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/GermainHubertAles-mini33Tours/315GermainHubertAles.zip