ONE FELL SWOOP - Live! at the Corkscrew Ranch ,Ft. Myers ,Florida ,3/21/1992

This is the second to last show by these guys (the next day was our final gig at Serena's ,a rock/metal club in Cape Coral ,but more on that later!) We were first to play in a line-up of over 10 bands ,our first time with a bass player ,Vance Burdge ,helping us out. The music sounds top-notch ,but we were out doors ,and the P.A. system was not loud enough to catch most of the vocals.Pictured above is beautiful, royal palm-lined McGregor Blvd. ,a side-road off of which led to the ranch.A very receptive crowd of everyone in the scene was in attendance ,and it was one of our finest moments. As previously mentioned ,the next day was our last show at Serena's ,and we had a flyer which stated it was a benefit for some dead girl ,who was not actually dead ,at the time ,and her parents were awfully pissed off ,when they learned of our advertisement.There were hair-bands and metal-heads galore ,we were the only alt-rock college music band playing ,and they sent us off to the upstairs stage ,while they ruled the main stage on the lower floor. Since we had drawn a crowd upstairs ,these fucking heshers followed us up ,as to eject us from the stage.A classic line was thrown at me and Chipmonk by one of them ,"Hey ,did you teach him to play guitar ,or did he teach you?" My reply was ,"We taught each other!" They did not like that,to say the least. Sadly the gig was not recorded,so this Corkscrew Ranch gig ,is our final recorded legacy. There is still one missing studio track ,with the core trio ,and Eric "Trig" Triglet ,on vocals (produced by Vance at his Kitty Grind Studios ,in the Cape). When I locate that ,I will surely post it ,as well as some remixes from various live offerings. Enjoy it ,and wish yourself back to the salad days of the FTM. Recorded 20 years ago,today!!!!!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/OneFellSwoop-LiveAtTheCorkscrewRanchft.Myersflorida3211992/OneFellSwoop-LiveAtTheCorkscrewRanchft.Myersfla.zip

RAMMPAGE-debut ep

This is some biker bar band from the Ft. Myers scene.I don't think anyone in our scene would know them,since none of us ,with a few exceptions,have been known to frequent biker bars.4 songs that verge on heavy metal,really some chooglin' ol' hard rock.I can hear Alice Cooper,Kiss,Tygers Of Pan Tang,Motley Crue,all blended up with some southern rock.A couple of times they almost sound like the great cheez metal band,Rokker,which is cool,since Rammpage hasn't a clue.Recorded at Sound Check Studios,in the FTM.Not bad,very rare,if you like rock music at all,you'll be diggin' this.They can't spell.

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https://archive.org/download/Rammpage-debutEp/488Rammpage.zip 

BREATHILIZOR/KOLOB TRUST FUND SPLIT 7"

a new genre has spawned,"tardmetal",led by these masters of blackened tard,breathilizor.former sockeye fella,with a metal sound and tardly metal lyrics,like if dio wrote for sockeye who had turned into a black/death/satan,metal band.hey kids!,put these songs on your guitar hero or rockband games,or better yet,pick up some real instruments and learn how to play for real instead of just pushing buttons.kolob trust fund is funny as a diarreah slip-n-slide,but the real treat here for me is breathilizor,great cheez metal goodness.makes me want to put up the first and second asseater tapes and i think i will soon.thanks food!http://www.mediafire.com/file/myi2wniyw0d/breathilizorkolob trustfund split.zip