G O D - It's 2012 ,So Punch A Mayan In The Face! - video

Based on the Dumb Audio Dynamite song,"2012" (soon to be immortalized on the split label 7" single ,with 15 bands all doing the same song ,thru Wheelchair Full Of Sluggisha Records!!) This is a mexican gang member styled acoustic number ,with a half of a beard and moustache ,and a tattooed teardrop! The Mayan calendar says we will all die on Dec.21,2012 ,but before that ,punch a Mayan in the face!!

ATTENTION ALL BANDS!! 2012 (DUMB AUDIO DYNAMITE) 7" single compilation IS NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey bands! Wanna get on a slab of 7 inch vinyl single?? The best submissions will be chosen by a panel including ,myself ,Food Fortunata, Noah Lyon ,and others ,for immortalization on a 7" single ,in 2012!!! (click on the down pointing arrow ,to the right of the soundcloud player, to download this song!!!!!)
What you need to do ,is download the song (2012) by Food's one-off band ,"Dumb Audio Dynamite", and do your own version of it ,in your band's style!(The track was originally released on the ,"100 Bands:Popeil Punk/K-Tel Kore" compilation ,found here http://sluggisha.blogspot.com/2010/06/sluggishablogspotcom-presents-100-bands.html ) Then notify me thru the comments box below ,and you can e-mail me your song!!Everyone will be doing the same song!!You can deconstruct the music ,lyrics , do re-mixes ,whatever! This is gonna be a blast! Everyone who contributes will have a chance to be included on the final product. Here are the lyrics ,in case you can't decipher them:

The world's gonna blow up in 2012,
That's what some dildo said,
He said ,"get ready ,kiss your ass goodbye,
'Cuz 2012 is all"
But I say we can get it over quicker,
We could finish the job soon,
This year or next year ,
We could do it if we try,
We can get it all over soon,
I'm not a little pussy gonna wait around,
For 2012 to blow up,
I'm gonna finish the job soon as I can,
Yeah man we can do it!

PLEASE RSVP ASAP!!! Let's make this the best compilation of 2012!!

DR. WEST'S MEDICINE SHOW AND JUNK BAND - The Eggplant That Ate Chicago b/w You Can't Fight City Hall Blues

Hippie jug-band led by Norman Greenbaum ,later a hit-maker with the gem ,"Spirit In The Sky". Weird-ass shit ,the A side was a hit on the Dr Demento show ,back in the 60's-70's. On Go-Go Records ,a susidiary of Epic Records
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Dr.WestsMedicineShowAndJunkBand-TheEggplantThatAteChicagoBwYou/DR.zip

THE RIP OFFS - Make Up Your Mind b/w Wild Jane

A one-sided single , the lead track is almost identical to the Sexboy song ,"Love You To Death" ,in the verse parts ,anyway. The other track goes out to Granma Jane. Shane White, did lots more garage punk bands ,like The Fingers ,The Spoiled Brats ,and The Infections ,just to name a few.This is rock 'n' roll ,baby!!!!!!!!!! Dirty ,filthy ,loud, and obnoxious!!!
CLICK HERE:   https://archive.org/download/TheRipOffs-MakeUpYourMindBwWildJane/TheRipOffs.zip

DAVID SEVILLE - Alvin's Harmonica b/w Mediocre

A very early Ross Bagsdarian single. He did rockabilly before this ,and I think the "Witch Doctor" single ,where he first stumbled upon speeding up the vocals. I believe this may be the first appearance of Alvin and The Chipmunks ,but I could be wrong.
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/DavidSeville-AlvinsHarmonicaBwMediocre/DavidSeville.zip

FABULOUS STINKING CHEMISTRY SET - 7" single

From the early('89) grunge era,from Seattle,produced by Steve Fisk,on green/black-peppered vinyl,on Fatbald records,this is a neat relic.Sounds good today,from Joel's discard pile,thanks pal! If not for you,I think some of this vinyl would still not be able to be found on the web!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/FabulousStinkingChemistrySet-7Single/FabulousStinkingChemistrySet.zip

TRANSFORMERS - When Continents Collide

In advance of the new Transformers film, "Dark Of The Moon" ,I present you with this 7" audio of a Kids Stuff read-a-long kids book,"When Continents Collide". Makes Shia LeBouf poop his pants,everytime!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?r568h1289b9oy8d

A TRIBUTE TO JOHNNY THUNDERS

4 bands,M99,Mule,Napalm Beach,and Rancid Vat ,all turn in decent performances on this double ,blue and pink vinyl ,7 inch.As an extra added bonus ,Whoreshack,The Jackie Earle Haleys,and One Fell Swoop ,3 Sluggisha bands,also do Johnny proud.His solo work,as well as The New York Dolls,and The Heartbreakers,are all covered to the best of the band's abilities.Been wanting to put this up for a while,got it from Samskull at the great Offbeat record store,he once owned,now sadly closed,this 7" was in the glass case at the counter,don't know why,but I asked to see it,and promptly shelled out some clams.
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/ATributeToJohnnyThunders/789ATributeToJohnnyThunders.zip

THE DEL LAGUNAS - Time Tunnel b/w Shadow

2 fine ,authentic sounding,original,surf instrumentals,from this group.Great stuff,but for my money ,I'll take the track on the "Haunted House Party" split (found elsewhere on this blog).Grab your sticks,and head for the beach!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheDelLagunas-TimeTunnelBwShadow/787TheDelLagunas-TimeTunnelBwShadow.zip

PROPAGANDHI - How To Clean A Couple O' Things

Firey,political pop-punk,2 songs ,"Pigs Will Pay" b/w "Stick The Flag Up Your Ass" ,that will get the pit going!The funniest thing here,is that the band took a NOFX single sleeve,and pasted and scribbled all over the top of it! Makes Green Day,and others of their ilk,look like the wimpy pussies ,we always knew they were!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Propagandhi-HowToCleanACoupleOThings/781Propagandhi.zip

JUBILEE -JG Comedy Album Excerpts

A short sampler of comedy albums at the time,risque then,lame by today's standards,but still pretty funny.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Jubilee-jgComedyAlbumExcerpts/777Jubilee-jgComedyRecords.zip

THE OSMOND BROTHERS - My Mom b/w Mister Sandman

"My Mom" was co-written and produced by Terry Melcher,infamous for his dealings with Charles Manson and the Family.He was also in a band with Bruce Johnston,who later joined the Beach Boys,which is what this record sounds like.The flip is The Osmond Brothers covering the Andrews Sisters ,with what was probably the Osmond's mom's favorite song.Also has a Beach Boys sound to it.Happy Mother's Day ,you Mothers!!!!!!!!!      https://archive.org/download/TheOsmondBrothers-MyMomBwMisterSandman/775TheOsmondBrothers-MyMomBwMisterSandman.zip 

FRED WESLEY & THE J.B.'S - Doing It To Death b/w Everybody Got Soul

Fred,a member of James Brown's bands (as well as Ike and Tina Turner's band,and more),goes solo here,(sounding like the godfather of soul,himself)with a few James penned tunes.Side A does it for me ,as the title implies what I am trying to achieve in life.Side B is almost a continuation of side A. Pretty dang funky!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/FredWesleyTheJ.b.s-DoingItToDeathBwEverybodyGotSoul/763FredWesleyAndTheJbs.zip

THE BLASTERS - Blue Shadows (From the Streets Of Fire S/T)

Neo-50's style, 80's rock n' roll,an original by Dave Alvin,and no mention of them anywhere on the 7" sleeve(not on back either),when this tune is obviously better than the crappy top ten hit on the flip,or what I refer to as the B-side of this record! I did not include the Dan Hartman fartfest,as The Blasters deserve much better! At least the film had a redeeming quality,as Lee Ving of Fear,had a fairly major role,playing a biker gang member.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheBlasters-BlueShadowsfromTheStreetsOfFireSt/762TheBlasters.zip

THE DIAMONDS - Chick-lets (Don't Let Me Down) b/w High Sign

Remnants of doo-wop hangers-on,2 great songs from these guys.They went thru several line-up changes in their time,who cares? This sounds great!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheDiamonds-Chick-letsdontLetMeDownBwHighSign/760TheDiamonds.zip

GRADY HA HA /CRUMBLY CIRCUS/DICKIE TIPPS AND THE HEADS - Midwest Spring Tour Single 2011

Hey!,Someone from Grady Ha Ha ,sent this single that they're selling at their shows!Only 133 pressed,and they're only playing 13 shows over the next coupla weeks,so get 'em while you can,no repress is scheduled,should be a collector's item!Mine is #17!Grady Ha Ha,does 2 more of their "burgercore" styled tunes,and a cover of "Rocket Ride" ,by KISS! Crumbly Circus sounds like the Screamers meet Burzum,and Dickie Tipps and co.sound like mid-west Hardcore!Get it now!
CLICK HERE: https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/grady-ha-ha-crumbly-circus-dickie-tipps-and-the-heads-split-single-midwest-spring-tour-2011

PUSSY GALORE -Seattle 7"

Side a is "Seattle",a re-make of a Johnny Thunders and The Heartbreakers tune,"Little London Boys",pretty funny.The B side is an out-take from ,"Dial M For Motherfucker".Blank label boot on Blow Pop Records 1989.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/PussyGalore-seattle7/515PussyGalore-seattle.zip

MISFITS - A Walk Among The Dead

This single,has 7 classic tunes,i've only heard these versions here!I think this is a boot of a fiend club thing,but i've never seen it posted before.I have a bunch more Misfits stuff i haven't seen anywhere else,as well.Mine's on red vinyl,from my pal Ralph Tarantino at Record Trader in Ft. Myers ,Florida.If you're ever there,he'll cut you a deal!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Misfits-AWalkAmongTheDead/514Misfits-aWalkAmongTheDead.zip 

SOUNDS TO MAKE YOU SHIVER-4 band split single

This ,from TPOS in CT,has 4 bands,with 3 cover tunes,and one original.BB Gun starts us off with a cover of Siouxsie & the Banshees,"Halloween",on bass and vocals,the proprieter of TPOS,Malcolm Tent.Leadfoot kicks in with the Misfits,"Halloween",Loafmeister does Ministry's,"Everyday Is Halloween",and Flowers From A Plastic Lid do,"My Boyfriend's Back",not a cover,as you might think by the title.I think it's about her boyfriend being Dracula,or some such noise.1993,released too late for Halloween,due to UPS losing the master tapes for 2 weeks.TPOS was mainly a cassette label,had lots of cool audio of killers,etc.,and weird bands.
CLICK HERE       https://archive.org/download/SoundsToMakeYouShiver-4BandSplitSingle/495SoundsToMakeYouShiver-4BandSplitSingle.zip 

SUBURBAN VOICE-dischord records tribute 7"

This is cool,came with an issue of Al Quint's crucial scribe,Suburban Voice magazine.Can't touch the originals,but still good.Minor Threat,Dag Nasty,Iron Cross,and Faith are covered by,Sinkhole,Horace Pinker,The Bruisers,and Shattered Silence,respectively.You know the bands,and songs,you love them, I need to upload the zine it came with on my Mediachrist blog!

CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/SuburbanVoice-dischordRecordsTribute7/489SuburbanVoice-dischordTributeSingle.zip