BUILDING A BETTER MOUSETRAP - A TRIBUTE TO CAT MACHINE - Lava Church Records 2012 compilation

 Finally!!! after 9 long years,this cassette from 2012 has made it to the blog.CAT MACHINE IS FOR YOU,EVEN IF YOU NEVER HEARD OF THEM!!!Long out of print,if you own a copy,limited to 50,recorded onto recycled cassette tapes,and distributed by Lava Church Records,then you are a purveyor and seeker of ,underground,cult,weird,odd,avant garde musicians.This upload also includes a song which has gone unheard for years,submitted but never added to this tape.Useless Pile's version of "Boiling In The Bathtub",is the final track on this,still a mystery thats never been solved! Anyways,check out this tribute,to the little band that could,a group of punks whose sheer tolerance for the world,impacted an unknown number of kids,into starting their own bands! The band of bastards that spawned hundreds of bastard bands!! Read the notes on how the band (and the Sluggisha Tapes label!) ,got it's start,and read the lyrics to every song included here,also bonus stuff in the download are rare flyers and art. Throw money at this release (and my small,as of yet,bandcamp catalog) ,and help me and my wife survive another day!! thanks all!!!

https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/building-a-better-mousetrap-a-tribute-to-cat-machine 

 

A S F / Gainmas - split 110 minute cassette tape -2012

If you have one of these limited to 20 cassettes ,from 2012 ,on Lady Anthropophagus Unincorporated,consider yourself a  ,a  ,a collector of experimental noise,and ,most of all,out the 4 bucks it cost you for this.If you can sit thru this whole thing (I can ,as I am A S F ,and I own a copy of the cassette) ,you are a champion of harsh alien sounds.The A S F  track has their earlier sound (hence the track title) ,just the highest pitched screeching ,that humans can still hear,but not animals.Gainmas turns in ,possibly,the longest and harshest track of his career (Gainmas = Dylan Houser ,he also released this tape on his label),which goes practically hand in hand with the deafen-core of A S F. PLAY AT MAXIMUM VOLUME FOR FULL EFFECT!!! Or at lower volumes,it imitates white noise ,almost relaxing,thinking backround conciousness.However you take it,Take it now!    https://archive.org/download/ASFGainmas-Split110MinuteCassetteTape-2012/ASF-GainmasSplitCassette2012.zip

STRAWBERRY SHORTCOCK

So ,here's a super duo of myself and John of Kaagootaabaa ,amongst other things,He's in North Carolina and sent me some guitar lines to which I added bass,drums,keys,and vocals. I,further south in Florida, sent him music tracks to sing on,as well,and we came up with this in 2012.Grimy,grungy,punk rock weirdness with covers of  Question Mark and the Mysterians,Mentors,GG Allin,Tommy James and the Shondells,Johnny Thunders,Black Flag ,and Antiseen!!! Psych-tard rockin' fun. BONUS TRACK : from the 2012 "Not So Quiet On The Western Front" tribute compilation on SLUGGISHA/WHEELCHAIR FULL OF OLD MEN !!!!!

https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/strawberry-shortcock-s-t 

SLUGGISHA'S XMASTRAVAGANZA 4 - XMAS 2012

Well we survived the end of the world ,so punch a stupid Mayan in the face!! This compilation is chock full of new-fangled xmas carols ,the likes of which you've never heard before! Classic songs are torn a new asshole ,and original ,newer tunes ,are destined to be the carols of the future! A great line-up this year ,thanks to all who sent in contributions ,I think we have a winner,baby! Merry xmas ,fuck you!
CLICK HERE: https://sluggishasxmastravaganza.bandcamp.com/album/sluggishas-xmastravaganza-4-2012 

ZATH - Zombie Angel's Tannenbaum Hymns -xmas 2012

Food Fortunata and G O D are back with their 3rd xmas cd! This is the funnest xmas release you will hear this year! Download now or email me for a hard copy.

ZATH Zombie Angel’s Tannenbaum Hymns
 Xmas 2012
 All music and vocals by Food Fortunata & G O D
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1 Deck the school
 2 12 days of xmas
3 Please wash your crotch
 4 Christmas don’t be late (the chipmunk song)
 5 All I want for xmas is everything!
 6 Jingle bells
7 Oh,pissmas tree
8 Have a holly jolly Christmas
 9 Silent Nuge
10 Silent night
11 Mr. punk rock Grinch
12 Christmas shoes (newsound)
13 Father Christmas (the kinks)
 14 White crassmass
15 I’m all lit up like a Christmas tree
 16 Joy to the Earls
17 Here comes cocaine claus
18 No xmas for john quays (the fall)
 19 Xmas vasectomy
20 Before there was Christ in xmas

The English chap featured on some before song snippets is Mr.Hosk of Hosk’s half-hour.Oi!

CLICK HERE: https://zath2.bandcamp.com/album/zombie-angels-tannenbaum-hymns 

YOBEL WEENEL/BLOODPONIES -split cdr

Yet another rare split band/split label release ,available as listed below ,at the Sluggisha webstore as well as thru the Lady Anthropophagus imprint.. Dylan takes some old,unreleased Bloodponies tracks ,and brings it on! Yobel Weenel have never sounded better ,the samples are otherworldly ,a zombie band to watch in the future.This is music that has not been currently classified,and is not able to be labelled,at least not with words that we have on earth. Yobel Weenel also has a track from the same sessions this split is from,coming out on a compilation,soon!Congrats to Derek ,from Linda Blare Project ,on being the first to buy this fine release,and to Fuck Ramone on getting a copy in trade from Dylan! Yay! check out the Yobel Weenel video below ,with a song from this very split!and get more free downloads over at Bloodponies bandcamp page.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/YobelWeenelbloodponies-splitCdr/YobelWeenel-bloodponies-splitCdr2012.zip

W.G.O.D. July 20,2012 ,All New G O Dcast!!!!

Back with more new music you won't hear anywhere else!! A slew of unreleased(as of yet) tunes ,some recent demos from the internet(mostly newish hc/punk),mostly all stuff from Sluggisha and Wheelchair ,as per usual.Beefeater ,Schweppes tonic w/quinine ,and limes were my partners in crime on this episode. Here's the list ,enjoy and leave comments,dammit! Thanks to John Kaagootaabaa ,who posts all the WGOD's on his youtube page (shorttermwhat)

YOBEL WEENEL - Mustic Meercstun (unreleased from upcoming split with some lucky band!)
STRAWBERRY SHORTCOCK - No Values (Black Flag cover from the upcoming s/t release)
ELDERLY YOUTH - Apology Not Accepted (from the Retard Riot Recdrs/Sluggisha cd "Forming")
DIVIDED WE STAND - Ho-Bag (from the Sluggisha blog)
SEASONAL MEN'S WEAR - Ice Climbers/The House That We Built (single from bandcamp)
TEENAGE MUSTACHE - Midnight Radio (from "Magnetic Polyester Film" cd)
BLOODPONIES - Ambastardoro (from the bandcamp release "Snowblind")
THE BOSTON STRANGLER - Outcast (from the 2010 "Outcast Demo")
HORRORDACTYL - My Attempt To Kill A Fly (from the Lava Church/Sluggisha cassette "Bulding A Better Mousetrap-A Tribute To Cat Machine")
CAT MACHINE - My Attempt To Kill A Fly (from the cassette "Pathetic Jonesing")
ICE CREAM SANDWICH SHIT HEAD - 2012 (from the Wheelchair Full Of Sluggisha 7" single "Dumb Audio Dynamite-2012")
CHACHI ON ACID - Straight Edge Drinking Party (from the Sluggisha release ,"T-Shirt")
LEONARD TALKS TO HIS RIFLE - Sword Swallows Human (from the Yip Music release "Children Of Sluggisha")
TEXTING GIRL - Fun For Pants 1998 (from the Yip Music release "Children Of Sluggisha")
CREEM - Problems (from a demo cassette)
PAY THE COST - Never Give Up (from their 2011 demo)
NACHO KNEES - Backpack Full Of Porn/All Night Work Out (from the s/t Sluggisha release)
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DOLLY PARDON - Garbage Pizza (unreleased track w/Vance Nail vocals ,SMW music)
THE UH... - Bat Shit Florida (from the "Young Egypt/The Uh.. -split cassette)
BREATHILIZOR - Stevie Nicks Of Goat Head Metal (from the split album w/Doktor Bitch)
FOOD FORTUNATA WITH S. WILLIAM WHITE - Sigmund The Sea Monster (from the s/t release)
IRON BOOTS - Chosen Few (from their demo tape)
BOY IN LOVE - Mr. Big Pants (live bootleg from Poopy's 40th Birthday show)
JAGUARZ - Around (from the "Jungle Jamz" demo tape)
LEAD PAINT ZEPPELIN - Do The Clap (from the bandcamp release "Award Winning Songs")
UNICORN HOLE - Did You Mean"Hurr Durr" I'm A Fucking Retard (from the split with Cheerleader Concubine)
LORD CHOCULA - Strale Av Lyn (from "Rauchunkraut Mit Teufel")
MILWAUKEE SEVEN - Mountain Song (Crucifucks cover from "Tape 1")
POOR WHITE TRASH - Backwoods Cannibal (from the "Brutal Truths" cassette)
THE BIBLE BEATERS - Jesus Invented Beer (from "He's Always Watching")
THE CHRIS PARFITTS - Destruction Blues (from their "Noir" release)
THE GRATEFUL DEAD KENNEDYS - Danzig (from "In Glob We Trust" Retard Riot Recdrs)
THE ROGUE NATIONS - Downtown Drunk On Rollerskates (from the 7" "Regi Mentle Rides Again")
WISTELING SAILSMEN - Theme From Boob & The Guy (from the s/t cassette)
Z.A.T.H. - A Fuck-Up (GG Allin cover ,bonus hidden track on the ZATH2 bandcamp digital release "ZATH - Zenith:All The Hits")
ONE FELL SWOOP - Bright Lights Blinding Me (from the cassette "We Dare You")

so ,another great show,if I don't say so myself ,I'm sure someone out there will be kind enough to!
Send in requests to the comment box ,for the next episode! Thanks everyone!!
CLICK HERE:  http://archive.org/download/W.g.o.d.GODcast7202012AllNewRadioShow/WgodJuly202012AllNewGODcast.zip

W.G.O.D 5/11/2012 ALL NEW!! ALL SLUGGISHA!!

The first all new WGOD radio show in years!! Broadcast just last nite ,featuring new ,unreleased ,rare ,and upcoming previews ,of music on the Sluggisha label/blog. I tried to get everybody on here ,I apologize if I did not succeed.I would also like to make 2 important announcements!! One is the new Sluggisha webstore!!! please visit and peruse the items and products on sale there!
 http://www.freewebstore.org/SLUGGISHA-TAPES-RECORDS-CDS-AND-MORE 
And secondly , Food and I are working on a 30th anniversary tribute compilation of the classic 2LP punk album,
"Not So Quiet On The Western Front"!! If you or your band or your friend's band ,want to be on the comp ,please contact me ,for further instructions!! But now ,on to the music! Enjoy ,I am a little rusty ,not having done a "godcast" in some time ,but I think I did pretty good!
part one:
DUMB AUDIO DYNAMITE - 2012 (From the 7" single ,"2012")
GLEAMING THE CUBICLE - 2012 (unreleased 300 bpm version)
ASF - All Shall Fall (Immortal cover ,from an upcoming split)
BLOOD RED OSCARS - Don't Worry,Be Stupid (Bobby McFerrin cover from the "Mixed Marshmallow Arts" split)
TEENAGE MUSTACHE - Vacationing On The Sun (from the "Mixed Marshmallow Arts" split)
BEAVERBAG - Seth Putnam Is God's Punching Bag (from "Death Is Gay -A Tribute To Seth Putnam")
SHA MA MO - The Barrett Side Of The Waters : The Greg Ginn In The Sky (excerpt from split w/Bitch Crickets)
THE BITCH CRICKETS - Fuck Frosted Flakes (from split w/ShaMaMo)
THE 3 CRAPELLEROS - Dooba Dooba Deet Deet  (from "3 Beans In A Tin Bowl")
YOBEL WEENEL - Chhuurrcchh (from the upcoming release ,"Deto Soc Umy Oty")
RONALD REAGAN MIKE TYSON - Destroy Everything (Sockeye cover from a Youtube video)
NOISEKILLR - 2011 Is Over ,Get Ready For The Crapture (from Youtube video)
G O D - It's 2012 ,So Punch A Mayan In The Face (Blood Red Oscars cover ,from a Youtube video)
NIPPLES ARCOLA - 2012 (Dumb Audio Dynamite cover from a Youtube video)
VINCE MOLE AND HIS CALCIUM ORCHESTRA - Everything (from Youtube video)
WILLIAM WESLEY & THE TINY SOCKETS - Mall Cop (Cat Machine cover from the upcoming tribute)
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part two:

ICE CREAM SANDWICH SHIT HEAD - I Love Cigarettes (from split w/ Hell Garbage)

THE ROGUE NATIONS - Dracula Fucked You ( from the "Regi Mentle Rides Again" 7")

FESTER FACEPLANT - Let's Trade Pics (from the "Two Dollar Pistol EP")

LORD CHOCULA - Flesh Eating Succubus Of Planet 64b (from "Rauchunkraut Mit Teufel")

HELL GARBAGE - Cous Cous (excerpt ,from split w/ Spiritual Chicken)

BLOODPONIES - Florida Snow (from "King Plyers")

KAAGOOTAABAA - Spicy Piss (from "Should've Used The P Wedge")

SKINDUST - Summer Stawberry/Secret Recording II/Car Coming This Way (from,"New Album")

BIG BUTCHA - Watch Yo Back (from ,"Bloodstainz)

ZATH - Fun With Acid (Fang cover ,rough mix ,from upcoming Not So Quiet On The Western Front tribute)

SOLID SILVER CAR - Plant Rock (from, "The Legend Of The Diarreah Snake/Ox" compilation)

NACHO KNEES - Mystery Of The Swollen Eye (from the self-titled debut release)

FRANK GOSHIT - Shit Crapo Tako (excerpt from "Shit Crapo Tako")

DOCTOR NINJA - Untitled (from ,"Meditations On Meditation")

LETTUCE VULTURES - Cheap Beer Swims In My Head All Night  (from, "The Legend Of The Diarreah Snake/Ox" compilation)

BARFY CIRCUS - Tardytardfour (from, "The Legend Of The Diarreah Snake/Ox" compilation)

THE DIRTY HEELS - Faking It (from ,"St.Patricks Day-Live At The Swamp III")

CLICK HERE:  http://archive.org/download/W.g.o.d.Radio-AllNewAllSluggisha5112012/Wgod5-11-2012AllNewallSluggisha.zip   

G O D - It's 2012 ,So Punch A Mayan In The Face! - video

Based on the Dumb Audio Dynamite song,"2012" (soon to be immortalized on the split label 7" single ,with 15 bands all doing the same song ,thru Wheelchair Full Of Sluggisha Records!!) This is a mexican gang member styled acoustic number ,with a half of a beard and moustache ,and a tattooed teardrop! The Mayan calendar says we will all die on Dec.21,2012 ,but before that ,punch a Mayan in the face!!

ATTENTION ALL BANDS!! 2012 (DUMB AUDIO DYNAMITE) 7" single compilation IS NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey bands! Wanna get on a slab of 7 inch vinyl single?? The best submissions will be chosen by a panel including ,myself ,Food Fortunata, Noah Lyon ,and others ,for immortalization on a 7" single ,in 2012!!! (click on the down pointing arrow ,to the right of the soundcloud player, to download this song!!!!!)
What you need to do ,is download the song (2012) by Food's one-off band ,"Dumb Audio Dynamite", and do your own version of it ,in your band's style!(The track was originally released on the ,"100 Bands:Popeil Punk/K-Tel Kore" compilation ,found here http://sluggisha.blogspot.com/2010/06/sluggishablogspotcom-presents-100-bands.html ) Then notify me thru the comments box below ,and you can e-mail me your song!!Everyone will be doing the same song!!You can deconstruct the music ,lyrics , do re-mixes ,whatever! This is gonna be a blast! Everyone who contributes will have a chance to be included on the final product. Here are the lyrics ,in case you can't decipher them:

The world's gonna blow up in 2012,
That's what some dildo said,
He said ,"get ready ,kiss your ass goodbye,
'Cuz 2012 is all"
But I say we can get it over quicker,
We could finish the job soon,
This year or next year ,
We could do it if we try,
We can get it all over soon,
I'm not a little pussy gonna wait around,
For 2012 to blow up,
I'm gonna finish the job soon as I can,
Yeah man we can do it!

PLEASE RSVP ASAP!!! Let's make this the best compilation of 2012!!