Stop Dragging my Heart Around...and Other Nonsense..Sister Wives Blog...NEW VIDEO, Time Capsule Choices

William Winn Brown, Kody's father, has passed. His obituary in post below.


 I have to confess I've been a bad girl this week.

I let my mouth fly in the face of the posting guidelines that we made.

I soo knew that Cynical so wanted to put me in Time Out. She let me go like you let a child go a little farther away into the ocean, watching carefully. Luckily, I swiftly caught myself and came back! We make such a Good Team! 

It wasn't MY fault..I mean...I...well...Robyn was just to freaking goofy to not lost my patience or my lost sexualitililty. And it him broke her heart. He stole it from me.
Or whatever the manipulative minion said, it's my story too.

Truth is, I am better than that and so are you. We shall go back to Thinking before we Type. Let's go back to the fun loving yet respectful people we are.

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 I keep hearing Stevie Nicks singing "Stop Dragging My Heart Around."

Kody has a receding hairline in common with Tom Petty. Robyn has nothing on the face of this or any other planet in common with Stevie Nicks other than possibly she has two legs. But the juurrreryy is still out on that.  
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I keep seeing that heart necklace fall on the floor. KA-Thunk. The real Mister Mister is so sick of my cupping of hands and chasing him saying "Here it is!" that he got me last night by jumping up and saying "Repent ye, for I am purrr and you are not! You have not prepentded enough. Thou shalt not speak to me again with cupped hands until truly worthy of my love!" (Angry Voice - Pointing at me, ok, you had to be there but it was funny.) I fell in shame at his feet.

My 2 yr old granddaughter just came out of my son's room and ran to Pappy angrily and started smacking him on the butt going "BAD PAPPY BAD PAPPY!"
Out of the mouths of babes. I guess a 2 yr old can understand female abuse more than Robyn.  
(Yes we re-assured her we were making a funny. No children were harmed in the making of our joke, but we might of warped on or two in the many years of child raising.) 
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Here's me in my new joolry from MSWC. Do you like?

That's Cynical Jinx behind me making me purrty. You should have seen how she turned out! Maybe next time, she's shy.

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My necklaces for "The Family" the Purity Mafia formerly known as Brown Adults.

Meri Brown. She's such an Angry Spice.

Robyn Brown. She is such a manipulative winch I'll have to get TW to make her one. But for now, her luv is giving her wings. Yeah, so do my Kotex woman so don't think it's so special.

Janelle Brown. I am so proud of you for losing that weight. I secretly wish you would keep going and be the star of the group! But you are still with Kody, so here's a necklace with your huzbaynd as the inspiration.

 

Christine Brown. This week you have totally gotten a pass from me. I know you are a good teacher, and the backbone of the children. You and Janelle seem to be team members. Since you have a pass this week, I am giving you an apple for the real teacher of the group! Sadly, you have given your puurrty away and must repent by wearing the green apple.

The latest joolry ideas from SWB, hopefully Twisted will make us a few!

Renewable Purity Ring (Thanks Today is the Day)* we may have to trademark that one!

Heavy Heart Necklace

Ball and chain

etc etc etc
Can you think of any? 

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If you haven't read Lobotomized BRILLIANT TRANSCRIPT of Robyn's Testimony you may find them under the comments at:  
https://sisterwivesblog.blogspot.com/2013/08/discussion-page-3-for-robyns-secret.html

Thank you L! 

LobotomizedAugust 27, 2013 at 12:40 AM

I can't wait for the review, how about you?

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