These fashion footwear items (What else would you call them? Sneekers?) are on display at the Galleria Mall in White Plains, New York. I guess no amount of lacing is too much trouble when you want to look this good, but 20 rows of eyelets?
I like to stop and enjoy outrageous items like this because I think it fills my "creativity tank." And you, dear readers, don't even have to go to the mall to enjoy this enrichment!