My life needs a rewind/erase button.
-- Calvin & Hobbes

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is intantaneous?
-- Calvin & Hobbes

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin & Hobbes

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze 'em"?
-- Calvin & Hobbes

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
-- Calvin & Hobbes, Bill Watterson

Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character.
-- Calvin and Hobbes