Last week there was a story about some guy who, unhappy with the Discovery Channel's programming, armed himself to the teeth, stormed the network's headquarters and took several employees hostage. But it all ended well. Police shot the guy to death. This guy was apparently upset with Discovery airing the program "Kate Plus 8". Woo-hoo. Kate haters unite! He also wasn't too keen on the show "19 Kids and Counting". I'm telling you, this fella had it bad - worse than my friend Don over at Beyond Left Field who absolutely hates kids...and cats...and dogs...and, uh, just about everyone...and, ah, everything. Hey, what happened to hubby? Did he get a show too? But let's get back to Mister moron, here. The guy was obviously a cheese curd shy of a good poutine. Sorry, that's a Canadian reference. How about...his elevator didn't go to the top floor? He was a brick shy of a full load? He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer? ...