Man vs. Woman . . .

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

- Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
- Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown, covering up any exposed areas if you see husband along the way.
- Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
- Get in the shower. Use face cloth, loofah and pumice stone.
- Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
- Wash hair again. Condition with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. - Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes. - Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. - Rinse conditioner from hair.
- Shave armpits and legs.
- Turn off shower.
- Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower; spray mold spots with Tilex. - Get out of shower; dry with towel the size of a small country; wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
- Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head; if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

- Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
- Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
- Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
- Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
- Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
- Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
- Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
- Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
- Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. - Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
- Rinse off and get out of shower.
- Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
- Admire wiener size in mirror again.
- Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
- Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
- If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
- Throw wet towel on bed.

What do you guys think??? True or False??

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- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Must Read Book

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This is a must read book! From a big change to a little change this book has a great narrative and is very interesting, it is down right awesome!!!

Coronado Butterfly Preserve

While in Santa Barbara this past week we decided to check out the Butterfly preserve. If you don't know what that is well. . . . . . it's where the Monarch Butterflies spend the winter. There are tons and tons of butterflies. As it warms up they fly around but on cooler days they clump together up in the trees.

The walk in. . .

A fallen butterfly. . .

The darker clumps right under this are the butterflies hanging in the trees.

We had a great time in Santa Barbara!

The Frenchie and the Wheaten. . .

A time lapse that Mikey put together of our dog Nikko and his uncle Ry dog walking down to the beach in Santa Barbara. The Quality of this video on blogger isn't the best but you can either view it on youtube or just change the resolution at the bottom of the video and it will look much better.

New Year's

So for the New Year we headed up to the Hart's cabin with them for a weekend of fun! The cabin is up in the mountains and the only way to get to it is by snowmobile. So we strapped Nikko to Brian's chest and headed up to the cabin.

Nikko giving Brian a pre-snowmobile ride kiss!

The Hart's cabin.

Yes that is Jen asleep on the couch in the background.

Once we arrived up at the cabin we settled in and started a fire. The weekend was full of hot cocoa, good food, lots of card games, movies, and naps!

Heating the water for some hot cocoa.

The Amazing Care Bears mugs.

Amazing Honey-Lime Chicken Enchiladas. Thank you Jen!

The Bubbly

Heather happy to be in the cold!

Brian and Jen

A -4(negative four) degree toast to the New Year!

Out on the sleds.

The winter wonderland.

We had a ton of fun riding the snowmobiles all around the mountains, pulling each other around on sleds, and watching Mike roll one of the snowmobiles while trying to climb a steep hill (luckily no one was hurt in the process).