Blog Relocation Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Coding by hand is quite hard.
It takes time from my being a bard.
So I now blog with WordPress,
New name, look, and address.
Please link, so my traffic ain’t marred. ]]> Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:45:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/torture.html Clarity in torture rules?
Bush must think we're drooling fools. ... ]]> Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:55:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/ann-althouse.html Poor Ann Althouse! Jessica Valenti looked discernibly female in a blogger group photo with Bill Clinton, and Ann is aghast, appalled, and dismayed! ... ]]> Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:27:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/propaganda.html Haiku about GOP and Bush exploitation of 911 ... ]]> Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:12:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/abc_911_movie.html Haiku about defamatory ABC 911 movie ... ]]> Mon, 11 Sep 2006 14:15:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/rumsfeld_trap.html Two haiku about the Bush administration ... ]]> Mon, 11 Sep 2006 14:15:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#08_14_06 So, not only is Amazing Grace George Dubya's favorite hymn, but it actually reduces the poor sensitive lad to tears. Do you think my new set of lyrics will make Bush cry too? ... ]]> Mon, 14 Aug 2006 00:55:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#08_02_06 Joementum Joe, you've long outstayed your welcome.
You've let us down, it's time to pay the price.
You've been disloyal to voters and your party.
You're way too close to Rummy, Bush, and Rice. ... ]]> Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:05:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#08_01_06 In honor of today's first offbeat item, today's snarkery shall be in French ... to the extent I can remember my high school French... ]]> Tue, 01 Aug 2006 23:30:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#07_28_06 You'd think that with all the disasters overtaking the world, Condi Rice would be far too busy to play Brahms or Shostakovich at a piano recital (and to do all the practicing essential to ensure a respectable performance.) But apparently Condi has some time on her hands... ]]> Thu, 27 July 2006 18:30:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#07_26_06 Joe Lieberman thinks he's entitled
To votes and devotion unbridled. ]]> Wed, 26 July 2006 16:50:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#07_20_06 When diplomacy's needed, Bush gropes.
With his veto, he murders our hopes... ]]> Thu, 20 July 2006 01:15:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#07_18_06 In a moment of weakness you agreed to give a speech. What are you in for? If you're lucky, it won't be any worse than this... ]]> Tue, 18 July 2006 00:01:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#07_05_06 For Ann, facts are pests that intrude,
And we've learned she's a plagiarist too... ]]> Wed, 05 July 2006 03:03:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#07_04_06 It's Tuesday, which means it's time for me to name this week's Blogger-Verse Blogger of the Week. And the winner is Norm Jenson Of OneGoodMove. Here's the personal limerick I've written in his honor... ]]> Wed, 05 July 2006 03:03:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#07_03_06 The Supremes slapped George Dubya quite hard,
Saying George, you ain't Czar, King, or God... ]]> Mon, 03 July 2006 00:03:45 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_29_06 Peter King and his ilk defy reason
When they call the Times "guilty of treason." ... ]]> Thu, 29 June 2006 00:01:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_27a_06 From the Times we know Bush likes to sift
Through our bank records managed by SWIFT... ]]> Tue, 27 June 2006 02:01:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_27_06 Last Tuesday I launched my Blogger-Verse Blogger of the Week feature and named Skippy my first Blogger of the Week. As I said back then, every week I'll pick a deserving blogger and write him or her a personal Blogger-Verse. Well, I'm pleased to announce this week's winner -- Avedon Carol. Here's the personal limerick I've written in her honor: ... ]]> Tue, 27 June 2006 02:01:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_26_06 I'm a proud New Yorker, so I was pleased (and unsurprised) to read that a Reader's Digest poll ranks New York "the most courteous major city in the world." ... ]]> Mon, 26 June 2006 01:16:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_21_06 Bush's mission remains unaccomplished, as his Iraq coalition continues to shrink... ]]> Wed, 21 June 2006 01:18:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_20_06 Today I'm launching my Blogger-Verse Blogger of the Week feature. Every week I'll pick a deserving blogger and write him or her a personal Blogger-Verse. And in the words of my first Blogger-Verse winner, yes, I coined that phrase! Here's the personal limerick I've written in honor of Skippy the bush kangaroo: ... ]]> Wed, 21 June 2006 01:18:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_19_06 Not only is Arlen Specter a coward, but he's an arrogant coward who apparently fancies himself an intellectual. I'm referring to Specter's obnoxious description of Senator Harry Reid as "not a deep thinker, to put it gently.".... ]]> Mon, 19 June 2006 01:20:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_16_06 I've been trying to figure out why the mainstream media keeps letting Ann Coulter get away with verbal murder, and I have a theory that involves an odd form of sexism. Or is it reverse sexism? .... ]]> Fri, 16 June 2006 04:45:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_10_06 Limericks for cowardly Specter, etc.... ]]> Sat, 10 June 2006 01:59:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_05_06 In a series of recent posts, the TalkingPointsMemo has done a great job dissecting John Solomon's misleading AP articles on Senator Reid. Unfortunately, John Solomon isn't the only thing wrong with the AP: Check out Andrew Taylor's Democrats-are-crazed-liberals piece. Or you could spare yourself the anguish of reading it, and just sing my "Mad Kane Reads The AP, So You Don't Have To." ... ]]> Mon, 05 June 2006 00:01:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_04_06 I'm late on this, but I just can't resist writing a Bush dynasty limerick... ]]> Sun, 04 June 2006 01:08:00 EST http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#06_03_06 Tomorrow (June 4th) my wonderful husband Mark and I are celebrating our 28th wedding anniversary.