Showing posts with label Mortician. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mortician. Show all posts

Saturday, January 5, 2019

Mortician - Zombie Apocalypse (1998)


Previously on OPIUM HUM:
Mortician - Hacked Up for Barbecue (1996)
Mortician - Chainsaw Dismemberment (1999)
Mortician - Domain of Death (2001)

Ladies and gentlemen, one last Christmas present just belatedly landed in my mailbox, courtesy of my better half, and I am proud to announce that I have finally reached my final form. So years ago, there was this clueless newspaper article about the dangers of heavy metal music, and of the many hilarious assertions the writer made, my favorite was that death metal musicians wear sweatpants "to display their athleticism." Well, call me LeBron fucking James, 'cause I am now the proud owner of one (1) pair of Mortician sweatpants.

Track listing:
1. Devoured Alive
2. Incinerated
3. Zombie Apocalypse
4. Slaughterhouse
5. Hell on Earth
6. F.O.D. (Fuck of Death)
7. Horrified
8. Charred Corpses
9. Dissected
10. Blood Harvest

Guts are torn apart
Pulling out the hearts
Bones are left to rot


More along these lines:
Chainsaw Dismemberment -
Human Internecion (2004)
Carnivorous Vagina -
Bagno di Sangue (2005)

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Mortician - Chainsaw Dismemberment (1999)


Previously on OPIUM HUM:
Mortician - Hacked Up for Barbecue (1996)
Mortician - Domain of Death (2001)

After careful deliberation, I've opted to stay home and watch horror movies, and I'm pre-gaming with this bloody meat hunk of sickness. God fucking damn this band is brutal.

Track listing:
1. Stab
2. Fleshripper
3. Drowned in Your Blood
4. Mass Mutilation
5. Mauled Beyond Recognition
6. Rabid
7. Bloodshed
8. Decayed
9. Final Bloodbath
10. Island of Dead
11. Brutalized
12. Slaughtered
13. The Crazies
14. Silent Night Bloody Night
15. Chainsaw Dismemberment
16. Psychotic Rage
17. Funeral Feast
18. Wolfen
19. Dark Sanity
20. Camp Blood
21. Tormented
22. Slaughterhouse (Part II)
23. Barbarian
24. Rats
25. Mater Tenebrarum
26. Splattered
27. Obliteration
28. Lord of the Dead (Mortician Part II)

Night of terror
Brutal murder


More murder-y sounds:
Sarcastic -
Macabre Human Mutilation (2000)
Psychotic Homicidal Dismemberment -
Haunted Catacombs (2007)

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Mortician - Hacked Up for Barbecue (1996)


Previously on OPIUM HUM:
Mortician - Domain of Death (2001)

Brutal, grind-y, groove-y, drum machined-fueled death metal. Hacked Up for Barbecue is Mortician's first and still best full-length, and features one of the all-time great overly long album-opening horror movie samples.

Track listing:
1. Bloodcraving
2. Embalmed Alive
3. Cremated
4. Three on a Meathook
5. Brutally Mutilated
6. Deranged Insanity
7. Cannibal Feat
8. Blown to Pieces
9. Fog of Death
10. Brutal Disfigurement
11. Apocalyptic Devastation
12. Inquisition
13. Hacked Up for Barbecue
14. Abolition
15. Necrocannibal
16. Ripped in Half
17. Morbid Butchery
18. Decapitated
19. Drilling for Brains
20. Eaten Alive by Maggots
21. Witches' Coven
22. Worms
23. Annihilation
24. Mortician

"What do you want?"
"Your blood... all over me."

Friday, August 2, 2013

Mortician - Domain of Death (2001)


Artless, blown out, drum machine-driven death metal/grind. Horror movie samples, muddy guitars, caveman riffs, ridonculous gutturals. Fuck music, who needs it. I'd say that they're underrated, but it totally makes sense that hardly anyone likes them.

Track listing:
1. Brood of Evil
2. Maimed and Mutilated
3. Bonecrusher
4. The Hatchet Murders
5. Extinction of Mankind
6. Domain of Death
7. Cannibalized
8. Pulsating Protoplasma
9. Martin (The Vampire)
10. Telepathic Terror
11. Mutilation of the Human Race
12. Wasteland of Death
13. Dr. Gore
14. Extra Uterine Pregnancy
15. Tenebrae
16. Devastation
17. Necronomicon Exmortis

Veins are bursting
Eyeballs melting
Heads exploding
Bodies burning