Ok, well, not the camel, but mine, and I'm starting to feel a little heftier nowadays so maybe I'm getting close to camel or cow at least.
A couple days ago, Russell and I were going to into town to do some quick grocery shopping. We were all finished and left Wal-Mart to go home. As I got Russell all buckled in and then myself buckled in, I turned the key in the ignition and it wouldn't start.
Now this was nothing new. We have been having trouble with this over the last several months and very non-predictably. It always seems to happen at more inconvenient times than others. At first we thought it was the battery and the cold not cooperating, but we replaced the battery before the first wave of the polar vortex and nothing changed. It didn't matter how long we had been driving, which way the key was put into the ignition, it didn't matter if the car registered that the alarm had been fully disabled, prayed, etc. I could go on forever on all the ridiculous things we have tried. Anyway, after sitting in the car trying for about half an hour, Russell and I went back inside Wal-Mart. We wandered around a little longer, and when Russell had had it we went back out to the car. Lucky for us, the car decided it would start up for us. I was relieved that after wasting the hour when I was going to start doing the laundry, we could finally go home.
Then it really happened. As we were driving out the back entrance of Wal-Mart, I heard a loud sound from the back passenger tire area. My first thought was that I had hit a huge pot-hole, and had popped the tire and maybe bent the rim or even worse the axle (Don't laugh; I don't know tons about cars). I got out and checked and everything was A-ok. So, I got back in a tried to drive and I could not get the car to move. It felt like there was something stopping the tire, so I got out and tried to see if it was blocked but nothing again. So, now that I wanted to kick the car, I got back in and forced it to move by putting the pedal to the metal and I got it out to the road. When I stopped to make sure no cars were coming, I couldn't get it to move, so once again I floored it and got the car to move very slowly. And, we crept along with the hazard lights flashing to a sketchy looking, but oh so conveniently placed, auto service center less that 500 feet away.
I was mystified about what could have happened, so once again I got out and looked at the dumb back tire and saw nothing wrong. I, of course, didn't try and get under it because I'm not sure I would have made it up from under the car. Ben snuck a call to me during the class he was teaching then, and I lost it. My patience with his car that he loves so much because they have been together so long and through so much has been a small pain in my side since I was learning to drive it.
After talking to him, I pulled myself together, got Russell inside, and the guys in the shop said they could look at it right then. While watching him drive out of the parking lot I saw what was wrong. The back tire was not turning at all. Of course, I could never know that because I couldn't drive the car and look at the tire at the same time. He told me he could fix it that day, and I found a ride home from my great visiting teacher who literally lives a couple blocks from that place.
That afternoon I started looking for a new car. We have been going back and forth for two years about getting a better car than what we had (Jimmy: 2000 Chevy Metro with 175,000 miles and Sylvia: 2003 Dodge Neon with 114000 miles, who has logged lots of miles in the past year and has had small little things come up and is super small and would be more uncomfortable to have two car seats in it than actually being pregnant twice).
We went in to Rochester for a doctor appointment yesterday afternoon and decided we would look at a dealership to see what they had. And, they had this beauty just newly arrived on their lot:
Yes, a mini-van, folks. And, barring nothing horrible comes up when we go and get it Saturday, it will be all ours. And, I will have a certified pre-owned, big, nice, new to me car to drive.
tl;dr I will never do a real one of these because I LOVE to ramble on and on and on and on and on...