Pitchman-A-Go-Go #48

Yup, Nellie LOVES to be seen with Jim now that he can pick up the front of a car. I wonder when Jim will change his name to Jack?

Pitchman-A-Go-Go #39

My favorite part is "Turn 16 parts of your body into a weapon"

Hmmm, can we name the 16 parts? That would be:

1. Hands
2. Feet
3. Elbow
4. Knee
5. Forehead
6. Heel
7. Scapula
8. Spleen
9. Philtrum
10. Medula Oblongata
11. Third eye
12. Knuckle Sandwich
13. Hangnail
14. Scab
15. Aura
16. 2nd Amendment
    

Whew, that was harder than I thought

Pitchman-A-Go-Go #35

Okay, you've been getting your butt kicked by that bully on your GRIT paper route, what are you going to do about it? Hit him with a shovel (aka guitar pick)? NO! Be a man and defend yourself with KETSUGO. Okay, that didn't work, try JU-JITSU. That didn't work, try JUDO! Hmmm, that didn't go well, how about AMERICAN JUDO? If for some reason THAT doesn't work, you can always hypnotize him to leave you alone, give you all his money, strip naked and paint his butt blue.