PP infighting news: Maria San Gil will not stand for reelection as the Basque PP leader; that is, she's getting out of the way. Very responsible, and worthy of Ms. San Gil, famous for her courage and honesty. She's receiving support from Gustavo de Aristegui, an intelligent man who is the PP's shadow minister for foreign affairs, and former Prime Minister Aznar's wife, Ana Botella, a Madrid city councilwoman. De Aristegui said, "Rajoy is makeing a profound mistake," which is pretty strong language when you're talking about your own party's leader. Rajoy, meanwhile, got support from Andalusian PP boss Javier Arenas.

Drugs and alcohol update: Of Catalan high-school students between 14 and 18, within the last month, 25% have consumed cannabis, 3.5% have consumed unprescribed prescription drugs, 31% have consumed tobacco, 61% have consumed alcohol, and 2.6% have consumed cocaine. Where do teenagers get enough money to buy cocaine?

Well, those little bastards, the Barcelona street criminals, have killed somebody. They bag-snatched an 80-year-old woman, a Danish tourist, and threw her to the ground on Tuesday. She was taken to the hospital, where she went into a coma, and she died yesterday. The cops say it's going to be almost impossible to find the murderer--under Kansas law, anyway, this is capital murder, committed during the commission of a felony--unless somebody talks. What cowards, victimizing old women who can't defend themselves. I vote we hang them, but you already knew that.

They arrested two more people for Internet kiddie porn here in Spain, where punks mug old ladies with impunity, but at least we round up pervo pederasts by the dozen. Get this: One of these pervs is a pediatrician. Glad I didn't send my kid to him.

The Euribor, the Eurozone's base interest rate, hit 5%, and oil has hit $135 a barrel. This means higher mortgage payments and higher food and gasoline prices, so it's time to pull in the old belt a notch or two.

What America should do: Reduce energy dependence on the Middle East. Despite the drawbacks, with oil this high, using ethanol makes sense. We have enormous coal reserves; let's use them. Drill in Alaska: it's an enormous place and a few oil wells are not going to drive polar bears into extinction. And it's not like anyone lives north of the Brooks Range. Wind power makes sense with oil this high, as well, and there are lots of windy places in Kansas where nobody lives where they could put up thousands of windmills. Build state-of-the-art nuclear plants; the risk is negligible though the cost is high. Sure, all this is going to cost money, but I'll bet private corporations could more than handle it.

Today it's Corpus Christi, and in an ancient Barcelonese tradition, they place an blown-out egg on top of the stream of water shooting up from the fountain in the Cathedral cloister, along with a dozen other medieval churches. The stream of water elevates the egg and it "dances," held up by the water. It's called "l'ou com balla," and is definitely worth having a look at if you're in town.

Get this: Nearly half of all Spaniards do not shower every day, according to a Proctor and Gamble survey. And with water restrictions, it's only going to get worse this summer.

You already know that Man United eliminated Barça from the Champions League last night with a 1-0 victory; Scholes blasted home a shot from outside the area after a bad clearing kick by Zambrotta early in the match. Barça put up a fight, but just could not score a goal--I think this is the fifth straight game they haven't scored. Now what they have to do is catch up with Villarreal in the league and make sure they get second place so they don't have to play an elimination round in next year's Champions.

Both general manager Beguiristain and head coach Rijkaard are out, though I bet team president Joan Laporta weathers the storm. Out of the players I would keep: Eto'o, Messi, Bojan, Iniesta, Xavi, Toure, Milito, and Valdes, along with Sylvinho and Puyol if they don't mind not being starters. Sell all the rest of them and buy good young players. Specifically, I'd buy Fabregas from Arsenal and Xabi Alonso from Liverpool, along with Navas from Sevilla.

Al Qaeda has called on its members to carry out attacks on European maritime interests off the Somali coast in particular and in the Indian Ocean in general. No, Zap, you didn't buy us immunity when you bailed out of Iraq. And now you've lost your friends in France and Germany, and you've made the Americans mad, and your pet project the Alliance of Civilizations is dead on arrival, and your best friends now are Latin American populists.

The EU's stats bureau reports that Spain is the EU country in which unemployment has climbed most in the past year, from 8.1% to 9.3%. Meanwhile, the Euribor interest rate hit 4.8%, meaning everybody's mortgage has gone up an average of €600 a year. The Zap government has made an informal agreement with Spanish lenders to allow mortgage holders to extend their term and thereby pay less a month, with no charge. Let's see if the lenders actually stick to this.

There are 280,000 immigrants living in Barcelona, 17% of the population. In the Old City 40% of the residents are immigrants. The largest groups are Ecuadorians and Italians over 20,000 each, Bolivians, Pakistanis, and Peruvians over 15,000 each, Moroccans, Colombians, Chinese, and French over 10,000 each, and Argentinians, Brazilians, and Dominicans over 7000 each.

Comments: By far the largest number of immigrants are Latin Americans, who integrate very well as a general rule, as they already speak Spanish and are Catholic, as well as sharing other cultural values. Barcelona is definitely not becoming Eurabia, since the only large Muslim groups are Moroccans and Pakistanis. A sizable percentage of Barcelona foreigners are Europeans, especially Italians and French; they don't tend to stand out, since they look and dress much like Spaniards. I doubt most of these people are here to stay. I'm surprised that Eastern Europeans didn't show up on the list.

One thing: 3 of every 10 children born in Barcelona has at least one foreign parent.

In case you didn't notice, I love statistics.

From La Vanguardia, page 3 today: "(Bush) denied that one of the principal causes of the food situation is the diversion of corn and other cereals to make ethanol and biofuels in general. According to him, the basic reasons for the price increase are the climate, the increase in demand, and the rise in energy prices."

OK; I thought the US only used corn to make ethanol, and it's not climate change that's to blame, it's a bad harvest in the Southern Hemisphere, but OK.

From La Vanguardia, page 4: "UN director for the Right to Food, Jean Ziegler, stated that turning crops into biofuels and financial speculation, along with the IMF's aberrant policy (which forces many countries to orient agriculture toward exports at the cost of the subsistence economy), are the main causes of the price rises...Ziegler called for a "total moratorium" on biofuels for at least five years. "We must fight climate change but without starving people to death," said the Swiss sociologist. Several days ago, Ziegler had already told the media that "the use and encouragement of biofuels is a crime against humanity.""

Now, wait a minute. Seems to me that the use of biofuels is due to two causes: high oil prices caused by cartel control of the resource, and the global warming panic touched off by the Greens. So if anyone's guilty of a crime against humanity, it would be OPEC and the environmentalists, no? Note that Ziegler blams the Jew-American financial speculators and IMF policy encouraging competitive advantage--that is, market forces--for the current crisis.

From La Vanguardia, page 64: "The high cost of agricultural staples in the international markets is due to the increase in biofuels in the United States." That seems to be rather a stretch, no?

Meanwhile, Thailand is organizing an Organization of Rice Exporting Countries, to include Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, and Burma. They're going to set up their own cartel and strike back at OPEC, and the very poorest in the world are going to get screwed over again.

So the Generalitat's traffic department predicts that 550,000 vehicles will leave Barcelona beginning this evening for the Mayday long weekend; Friday is International Commie Day, and people are taking a couple of extra days off. I would like to point out that talking environmentalism and fretting about grain prices are incompatible with car ownership.

Obama and Reverend Wrong are getting plenty of press over here, but the big story in all of Europe is the pervert in Austria whose kids are also his grandkids.

So they busted 41 Internet kiddie porn pervs in another of those mass roundups we keep having in Spain. Question: Does your country have frequent kiddie-porn roundups as Spain does? Does Spain have an unusual amount of these people, or is Spain unusually vigilant in catching them, or do most countries have the same amount of these mass arrests going on?

Real Madrid choked last night in Mallorca but got out with a 1-1 draw, and Barcelona takes on Getafe tonight sans Ronaldinho. The story now is that it's nearly certain that Ronaldinho will be sold to Milan, which makes it even less likely that he's really injured; Milan wouldn't pay €20 million for a player who can't pass their physical. My guess is that Ronaldinho has been kicked off the team and they're trying to keep it quiet to avoid embarrassment for everybody. By the way, there's been some talk that Messi has been undisciplined this last season, going out too much and not watching his diet; at least, there's been enough talk that Messi's dad came out and said that he'd gotten himself back on track and was working hard to recover from his injuries.

Now they're saying that the Barcelona-Valencia high-speed train won't come into service until 2015 at the earliest. You'd think that would be a priority, connecting the country's second and third biggest cities, which aren't all that far apart; besides, the Barcelona-Tarragona stretch is already in operation.

So this week is supposed to be moderately rainy, which probably won't do much to refill the reservoirs, but ought to soak the ground pretty well. Actually, March was comparatively rainy around here; at least the situation didn't get any worse, and the land was able to absorb some water.

More boat people in the Canary Islands, this time 29 Moroccans who made Lanzarote. No international coverage, of course.

El País got interviews with both John McCain and Alan Greenspan.

El País's reporter talked to McCain on board his flight from the Martin Luther King* ceremony to Phoenix; the reporter was most interested in what US-Spain relations would be like under a McCain administration. McCain let loose with some standard boilerplate: "It's time to leave behind our disagreements with Spain. I would like (Zapatero) to visit the United States. I am very interested, not only in normalizing relations with Spain, but also in achieving good, productive relations with the goal of dealing with many issues and challenges we will have to face together."

Regarding Zap's repeated unfriendliness toward the US, McCain said, "We have to understand that there are things that happen during a political campaign, things that are said, decisions that are made in certain political situations, and we must understand that there may be agreements and disagreements. But I believe it is time to leave these things behind and to look forward with the viewpoint that we have many more values and goals that unite us than differences that separate us."

Very diplomatic, Senator McCain. Good job.

El País points out 1) that Zap is the only democratic prime minister who has not visited the US and 2) McCain hates the Castro regime like poison; he's never forgiven them because when he was a prisoner in Hanoi, they disguised one of their psychiatrists as a Spanish peace activist, and McCain agreed to speak with him. The Cuban shrink went back to Cuba and wrote an article in Granma portraying McCain as a murderous psychopath.

Greenspan said 1) the US economy is flexible enough, though the financial sector doesn't look good, that it won't be seriously affected by a credit crunch 2) the most serious problem is reduced business income due to the plateauing of consumer spending, though this is not caused by tight credit 3) the US is not currently in recession, and there's about a fifty-fifty chance that a recession will happen 4) we're at a crossroads and must choose between growth and inflation, and the priority should be keeping inflation down 5) we must keep protectionism at a minimum

6) Spain is vulnerable because of its real-estate bubble, Italy is problematic but always has been, and France and Germany look to be in good shape 7) Countries that open up their markets like the UK and Ireland are going to be much better shape than countries that resort to protectionism 8) Saddam's petroleum riches made him dangerous; if he hadn't had the oil money, he wouldn't have been able to cause so much trouble 9) He's for McCain 10) He fears the Democrats' protectionist rhetoric.