The Question Was Leading...

"If I get dessert tonight, I will be happy. If I don't get dessert tonight, I just won't be happy...pause...You want me to be happy, right?"

Intelligence and Facial Hair

A conversation:

Curtis: "Mom, do you know who is the smartest person in the whole entire universe?"

Mom: "No, who?"

Curtis: "Heavenly Father...and Jesus is super smart too."

Mom: "Yup, I think you're right."

Pause

Curtis: "I think it's the beards."