(or "How to Ruin a Perfectly Delicious Meal"):
1. Peel and cut potatoes.
2. Boil potatoes.
3. Mash 'em into fluffy potato goodness.
4. Lovingly serve with chicken and gravy.
5. Watch in horror as your husband pulls a mangled fly from the middle of his plate of mashed potatoes.
Mangled.
Fly.
In.
The.
Potatoes.
I couldn't eat.
In related news, I rewarded myself and my family with this yummy treat:
Cinnamon Pie Crust Treats with Cinnamon-Sugar Cream Cheese:
unbaked pie crust
cinnamon & sugar
1/2 c. brown sugar
1/4 c. white sugar
1-8 oz. package cream cheese
Lay your crust out on the counter. Using cookie cutters, cut out shapes. Sprinkle with cinnamon & sugar. Bake according to crust directions, but lessen the amount of time. Bake until golden brown, then let cool.
With a mixer, beat the cream cheese and sugars together, then add some cinnamon & sugar. Mix well. Serve with pie crust shapes, and sprinkle even more cinnamon & sugar on top!