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Did OnlyFans Get Hacked? The Truth Behind the Viral 340M Leak
MSN | Derek Gibbs

A claim that OnlyFans suffered a massive data breach has spread rapidly across X and Reddit in the past 48 hours, with reports alleging that a hacker is selling a database containing records for 340 million users and creators. The viral story has triggered panic among creators and subscribers, with many rushing to change passwords or delete accounts.

However, a closer look at the available evidence shows this is not a direct hack of OnlyFans’ systems. Instead, it appears to be a large-scale compilation of data pulled from older breaches and publicly visible profiles.

What the hacker is actually selling

On May 25, 2026, cybersecurity researchers and outlets including Hackread reported that a threat actor using the alias Euphoric_Reply_5727 is advertising a massive OnlyFans-linked dataset on a cybercrime forum. The asking price is 0.313 BTC, roughly $76,000 at the time of listing.

What a world. Hackers blackmailing — or blackmailers hacking — OnlyFantasists. Does anyone have time for a real job anymore? No, not that kind of job.

 

 

 

 

Cartoons and Memes

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“I’m feeling a bit peckish Miss Welch.”

“Keep your hands to yourself.”

“What does that have to do with me needing satiaton?”

“With you? Everything.”

“You know me too well.”

Winner

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This week.

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Which one is funniest?
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Eppur Si Muove

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Swiped off the internet:

Of course, it’ll never vanish, but Bill Gates certainly did change his tune. And the drumbeat. And his mosquitoes.

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Straight Line of the Day: What’s Up With the Train That Kills People?

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Miami Graffiti Artist Dies After Being Struck by Train That’s Reportedly Killed Over 200 People
People | 5/22/26 | Charna Flam

And what’s up with the name Charna Flam?

The Brightline train is one of two high-speed trains in the U.S., traveling as fast as 125 miles per hour. The train began test runs in 2017. Since then, there have been over 200 fatalities associated with Brightline trains that took place near or on the tracks.

Um, probably very near, am I correct?

 

 

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 5/27/2026 : New Matches for 6/3/2026

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Well looky here, we got all the matches straightened out and we move on confidently to round 9 matches. Whew!

Results from 5/27/2026

(4) Gemma ArtertonNo PreferenceTonia Sotiropoulou
148142

(2) Diana RiggNo Preference(10) Lea Seydoux
122193

Catherine SchellNo PreferenceGloria Hendry
147028

New Matches for 6/3/2027

Match 1

(2) Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo) vs Carmen du Sautoy (Saida)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(2) Diana Rigg8 – 0 – 01516 – 8 – 463
Teresa di Vicenzo

Actress:Diana Rigg
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.

Diana Rigg

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Carmen du Sautoy1 – 7 – 0314 – 29 – 1248
Saide

Actress:Carmen du Sautoy
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.

Carmen du Sautoy

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Match 2

Francoise Therry (Chew Mee) vs (15) Maude Adams (Andrea Anders, Octopussy)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Francoise Therry2 – 6 – 0334 – 13 – 1139
Chew Mee

Actress:Francoise Therry
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.

Francoise Therry

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(15) Maud Adams6 – 2 – 01175 – 10 – 622
Andrea Anders
Octopussy

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:

Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.

Maud Adams

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Straight Line of the Day: Striptease for Terrorists? Objective Observers Like Us Might Say…

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Leftists Plan Striptease Event to Raise Money for Convicted Antifa Terrorists
The Liberty Daily | May 26, 2026 | Hudson Crozier, The Daily Caller

Leftists are planning an Oregon “strip club” event to raise money for a group supporting convicted members of an Antifa terrorist cell in Texas.

The Williamette Valley Abolition Project will host a May 31 “Sluts 4 Prairieland Defendants” event in Eugene for the sixteen people convicted over a July 2025 shooting at the federal government’s Prairieland Detention Facility for migrants, according to a Friday Instagram announcement. Seven defendants pleaded guilty to terrorism offenses for aiding the Antifa-aligned group that carried out the attack, while jurors convicted nine others of terrorism, attempted murder and other offenses in March. …

A federal investigation found that several defendants arrived at the Prairieland Detention Facility in Alvarado on July 4 night, kicking off a pre-planned protest that took a violent turn. The mob threw fireworks and vandalized federal property before ringleader Benjamin Song opened fire on a police officer, prosecutors said. Authorities arrested several at the scene and began searching for others responsible, including Song, who was a fugitive for eleven days.

 

 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure

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Good night.

Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure

Eva Renzi (1-3-0 Pts. 144 Avg. 36.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg 54-25
  • Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
  • Week 3 Lost to Sharon Tate 27-42
  • Week 4 Lost to Ursula Andress 37-41

VS

Mary Ure (0-4-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 21.50)

  • Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon 26-57
  • Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress 24-58
  • Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-58
  • Week 4 Lost to Jean Seberg 24-27

Who do you prefer?
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