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Wednesday, April 29, 2015

No Frills (Many Thrills) 55: Our X-Games Debut

No Frills is another ride that has been on my radar for a while now. Normally, it's the first jewel in the Triple Crown of Old Dominion rides. Devastatingly for me, there will be no Triple Crown this year because the National Championships is being held in the northeast this year. Foiled again!

No Frills is held in the George Washington National Forest in Star Tannery, Virginia. It's the same park that the Old Dominion is held in, and it features some of the toughest trails on the east coast. I was told that if you can conquer this ride, you can handle any ride in the region. I haven't done all the rides out here, but I have done my fair share, and I do have to agree with that statement. I have always loved the Blue Ridge Mountains, so this ride was particularly appealing to me.

As always, my ride schedule was up in the air until the very last minute. No Frills and the Cheshire CTR in Pennsylvania, the first ride I ever did with Steel, and coincidentally her first ride, are on the same weekend. No Frills features two days of riding, Saturday and Sunday. Cheshire is a Sunday ride. Out of the two, I wanted to do No Frills because I haven't done it before and it's AERC, which always takes priority for me. However, I don't have my own horse to ride so... what's that expression?... beggars can't be choosers.

Originally, Dodie and I were supposed to do Cheshire together. Dodie has dibs on me for the season. After Rabbit Run, Wendy offered to have me ride Sterling at No Frills. For a hot second, I debated doing 55 miles in Virginia on Saturday, driving home to sleep in my bed, and doing 25 miles in Pennsylvania on Sunday. I am aware that this is crazy talk. I had also planned on doing that in 2014, but those plans crashed and burned. As it turns out, the decision was out of my hands.

Those of you who read my last ride story may have noticed that Fleuron was wearing a bandage on one front leg. He had rolled in the pasture, and just so happened to kneel on a sharp stick in the process. It had caused a relatively minor puncture wound, that appeared superficial at first. Wendy wrapped the boo boo and he completed the 30 with all A's across the board. It wasn't until several days later that it became clear that this minor wound was having some major complications. Poor Fleuron ended up undergoing unplanned surgery and having part of a tendon removed! He will be just fine and should be back to competing at the end of the month, but several rides fell off my calendar in the mean time.

It was settled. Dodie and I would do the Cheshire CTR on Sunday.

Except, then Daisy went up to Foxcatcher with Kelsey and kicked some serious horsey butt. Dodie is realizing that she has quite the endurance riding machine, and is starting to come around to the dark side a season dominated by AERC rides. Yessssssss....

So about one week before the actual ride, it was decided that we would be doing the No Frills 55. We would still be riding on Sunday, which helped me out with the planning end of things because it meant Mike wouldn't have to miss a Friday of work. It's the beginning of the season and they are swamped right now, so the less time off he takes now, the happier his boss will be when I drag Mike all over the country later in the year. Gotta work if you wanna play, as Dodie says.

"Are you ready to do 55 miles of that trail?" Mike asked, seemingly reading my mind. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

I wasn't sure. It's a tough trail regardless, but we're coming out of winter and I've been hibernating. I'm fat and stiff and old.

You don't get miles if you don't ride, right? Right.

 Mike and I worked a very full week, then switched gears to ride mode in the blink of an eye. Thankfully, Star Tannery is only four and a half hours away, which meant we didn't have to get up before the sun on Saturday.

Speaking of the sun...
It did not look like we were going to be seeing much of it over the weekend. While the forecast at home called for gorgeous spring weather, one look at the radar revealed a massive storm system sitting right over southern Appalachia. There was a 90% chance of rain for Sunday, and it was going to be cold.

I'll admit, I wanted to cry. I don't mind riding in the rain or the cold, but both is not appealing. It was the first time of many that my inner voice asked, "You know you chose this, right?"

We packed rain gear, which I didn't even know I owned, grabbed my saddle, and loaded up the dogs. We stopped at Quick Chek for lunch, and grabbed extra sandwiches in case they didn't feed us at the ride. I had heard rumors...

The drive itself was totally uneventful. I'm getting to the point where anything under six hours isn't much of a commute. There may be something wrong with me.

As we crossed into Virginia. we left blue skies behind, and it started to rain in earnest. I sighed heavily and braced for a soggy 55 miles.

It turns out the exit for No Frills was the same one we took on our detour to Old Dominion last year, and despite being over four hours from home, I knew exactly where we were. This was good news because our GPS couldn't get a signal all weekend.

We made our way down the mountainside and, as promised, spotted ride camp on the right. Dodie's rig was visible from the road so I knew exactly where to go when we arrived. We parked, said our hellos, and met Dodie's newest addition, a three month old standard poodle puppy named butt baby Poe.

In that moment, Mike spotted the solution to all our camping woes. You see, we sleep in a tent at these rides, and recently switched from an air mattress to a memory foam pad. This arrangement works well unless it's raining. Damn. It just so happened that there was a run in shed in the pasture that the rigs were parked in, and Mike scurried up there at light speed to claim it for our camping spot. One woman did make a comment about the fact that she was hoping to put her horse in the shed for the night. Mike seemed pretty frazzled by her comments and attitude (I wasn't there), but I told him that these things are on a whoever gets there first basis. She had had several hours to set her horse up in the shed before we even arrived. Besides, the horse was wearing a waterproof blanket and didn't seem to mind the weather one bit.


While Mike set up camp, Dodie and I went up to vet in. Steel was amped up and pretty much pulled me up the hill to the pulse tent. She vetted in clean, then got anxious while Daizy took her turn.

I wish I'd had my camera with me. Steel knew better than to push or pull me, but she was feeling anxious about her friend (who hates her) leaving her. Her former dressage training kicked in and she started to do the most balanced, collected, correct piaffe on a loose lead beside me. The volunteers around us were pretty impressed.

They assumed she was my horse and asked, "How did you teach her that?"

I laughed and did my own version of the piaffe, responding, "O, you know, it's our dance routine. We plan to go on America's Got Talent soon."

Once the horses were vetted and the camp was set up and the dogs were walked, we settled under Dodie's canopy to wait for the ride briefing. I couldn't resist scooping up the puppy, which somehow turned into her falling asleep in Mike's lap.


We told stories and caught up on each other's lives. Dodie checked the weather and exclaimed, "Uh oh! What does red mean?" There was a brief pause. "Huh. Apparently we're under a tornado warning."
"Wonderful." I decided not to think about it.

Eventually, we looked at the time and decided it would be a good idea to mosey up to the sign in trailer to check on the status of the ride briefing. It's a good thing we did because the meeting was never announced and I'm sure a few people missed it.

I was relieved to see that there was in fact food available at the top of the hill. There was a lovely gentleman with a literal cauldron of food. I'm pretty sure he was stirring it with a boat paddle. It was delicious and filling and, best of all, hot, and I stuffed myself stupid. Eventually, I got edged out from under the tent by hoards of other people. To be fair, Dodie had offered to lend us an umbrella. I turned down her offer. I had a hood, and I can just see myself getting struck by lightning while holding an umbrella.

In the mean time, a few people who had done the Saturday ride came over to chat. They all seemed to have horror stories to tell about the trail. The tales involved climbing from boulder to boulder, sliding down rock faces, and a 25 mile (!) loop. I chose not to think about that either.

I also ran into Dr. Bob, Magic's owner. He was one of the ride vets and I was delighted to run into him. We also have a lot of catching up to do. No spoilers, but there is going to be an adventure involving them soon.

After I was thoroughly soaked, the ride meeting finally started. I have to be perfectly honest. It was not a very informative briefing. Personally, I don't require a lot of information at ride talks. I basically need to know what markers to look for and what order to do the loops in. That's it. In fact, I often just look in my ride packet and miss meetings because I arrive at the last minute. Even I felt like they left out some important details though. Several people started asking questions. How long were the loops? What was the hold situation? What was pulse criteria? Ride management seemed to be agitated about the questions.

I heard a lot of remarks along the lines of, "I'd like to get out of here some time tomorrow," and, "We need to be at Biltmore next week."
I kept my mouth shut, but I came pretty close to saying, "Newsflash. We're all going to Biltmore. Let's focus on this ride."
Ugh.
I should have grabbed my food and gone back to my shed.

Eventually, the ride meeting was dismissed and everyone scattered for the night. Mike and I fed the dogs, then hit the road. Dodie had messaged me in the morning asking if we could pick up a canister of propane for the Coleman stove. I told her we'd be happy to grab it, but we hadn't passed anywhere useful along the way. Still, I had a vague idea of where there was a Walmart, and since we weren't hauling horses, it was easy enough to take a trip out.

Honestly, I was glad to be in a dry car with warm air blowing through the vents.

It turned out the Walmart was much further up the highway than I anticipated. Still, we found our way and bought the necessary supplies. I think it was the biggest Walmart I've ever been in. I know we have Supercenters in NJ, but I don't think I've ever been in one before. Whoa!

Just as Dodie was starting to wonder if I'd changed my mind and gone back to NJ, we made our way back to camp. It was dark by then and the rain was still coming down hard. We said goodnight to Dodie, Poe, and the horses, then grabbed Herbie and Julio and hid in our tent. We ate sandwiches and drank beer by lantern light before tucking in for the night. By now, both dogs have accepted the fact that sometimes we sleep in the 'people crate' in the woods for no reason. They curled up at my feet and passed out.

I actually slept really well that night. I did have one moment when I woke up in a panic. A tractor trailer had come barreling down the hill behind camp, making quite a ruckus as it went. I think Julio forgot we weren't at home and shot out from under the blankets on high alert. I came to completely convinced that the tornado had come and we were all about to die. Eep!

The other problem was that both our phones died over night. I had specifically turned mine off to conserve battery, but it's been doing this weird thing where it turns itself back on, even if I've yanked the battery. I got a new one already, but I haven't had time to transfer everything over yet. I still don't have a smart phone.

At 6:15am, only 15 minutes behind schedule, I woke up, feeling rested and ready to go. Much to my relief, the rain had stopped over night. The storm system had moved through faster than anyone predicted, and the temperatures had risen over night. It looked like it might actually be a decent day for a ride. I could have danced in celebration, but I was pre-coffee. Dodie remedied that situation with our newly acquired propane. I did not know they made 'coffee bags' for away-from-home brewing. Whoever invented those is a genius and my personal hero.

Our plan was to wait for the trail to open, mount up, and mosey out the starting line behind everyone else. We wanted to avoid any and all drama.

Just before 7am, we tacked up. Steel was in rare form. She danced and spun while I saddled her, and tried to squish me against the trailer. I didn't dare tie her shorter following that time she knocked herself out last year. Once I got the saddle on, she was flinging her head around so badly that I nearly couldn't bridle her. Mounting also involved some frantic spinning since she was absolutely convinced that Daizy was going to leave and never come back. Daizy, by the way, wasn't going anywhere at all. I finally one-reined her to a halt ("O yeah, I remember this...") and swung up from the ground. As soon as my butt hit the saddle, she stopped being a dingleberry. Oy!

I gave Mike a kiss goodbye and told him I'd see him at the end of the day. Hopefully. Because they limit the amount of vehicles allowed into the national forest at any time, there was no crewing at the holds, all of which were away. With the lack of cell phone reception, and our dead batteries, there would be no way for us to be in touch over the next several hours. I promised to be careful and he wished me luck.

Right on schedule, we rode up to the now-open starting line, only to find out that they didn't have me on the rider list. I was pretty stunned. I had sent my entry with a deposit before the early entry deadline. I had received confirmation through email. I had checked in on Saturday without any issues, paid my remaining balance, and got my rider card. I had a number. I had a ride packet. I had vetted in.

I spelled my name ten times while they got things squared away, and we were off.

The first stretch of trail went up the dirt road and into the mountains. We trotted up and up and up, moving along at a good clip. Then the 30's turned left into the woods and the 50's disappeared over the hill to a downhill grade of the same service road. We were booking at this point, and I grimaced as we pounded down hill at a huge trot. Down hill riding on stiff morning muscles is no fun. By the time we turned back up hill, however, I was totally warmed up.

Steel was raring to go and we spent a lot of time cantering along this stretch. I had heard that we would have to move wherever we could because a lot of the trail featured conditions that weren't conducive to more than a walk.

The loops for the day were red, white, then blue. Easy to remember. But as we came up the hill, the ribbons went from red to white. I had heard something at the ride meeting about a shortage of red ribbon so I wasn't too concerned. At least, I wasn't until I saw a rider on a gray horse coming down the hill towards us. She was a 50 miler, and I started to wonder if we'd done something wrong. Ride management told us that if we went down hill, we had messed up, but the markers on the service road had been pretty clear about the fact that we were in fact going down hill.

Just as I was wondering if we'd messed up already, a volunteer in a truck came down the hill and set the record straight. We were in fact following white ribbons until the red trail resumed. I'm glad the truck was there because the white ribbons went on for a few miles, and I would have been second guessing myself for a long time.

I'm also glad that other rider turned around when she did. Turns out this familiar face was a woman named Rachel on a very lovely gray gelding named Dakar. We've crossed paths many times over the years, but have never been formally introduced. She wound up riding with us for the day, and we couldn't have asked for better company. We laughed and joked and had a fabulous time. Plus, Rachel had done this ride several times, and had a pretty good idea where we were at any given moment. That's a nice perk to have at any ride, but especially at one like this.

The first loop flew by, despite the fact that it was 20 miles long. Once we got off the service road, we did a ton of climbing. We went up and up and up until we were riding in the clouds. I was glad that I decided to wear my jacket despite the rising temperatures back at base camp. It was damp, misty, and chilly at that elevation. The trail hadn't gotten terribly treacherous yet, and we were still able to do a fair bit of trotting and cantering. I also enjoyed the breath taking views in the clearings we passed through.


We continued to climb and the trail got gradually rockier and more technical. The horses were doing a great job navigating between the rocks, and we still maintained a good pace. I had to remind myself that Steel is used to conditioning on trails similar to this, and that the fact that we have nothing like this in my neck of the woods doesn't matter.


Some time later, we crossed the road, as promised. I wondered what street this was, and thought it would be nice to drive Mike up there so he could take in some of the incredible views we were getting to experience. He doesn't complain about coming to these rides. In fact, he swears he enjoys our trips. I still feel guilty that he doesn't get to experience the beauty of actually being out on these trails. Camp is often lovely and scenic in and of itself, but the truly amazing part is out on the loops.

Shortly after we crossed the road, we passed the photographer. Whenever I see Becky Pearman at these rides, I smile. She really knows her way around an endurance ride and consistently gets wonderful images of the horses out on trail.

She snapped this beauty of Steel on this part of the trail:

Steel looks like an absolute rock star, ears up, tail lifted, eating up that rocky ground.I'm being a dope, as usual, but Steel looks amazing. You can also get a slight feel for how high up we were already. Remember, we started at the bottom!

We went on and the terrain started to get really rugged. We were now on the ridge line, and it felt like we could touch the sky. On either side, the mountain dropped away. The footing was boulders, not rocks, by this point, and the horses picked their way carefully across the trail. We had made our way above the regular forest, and were  now surrounded by a combination of pine trees and algae-covered trunks. The rocks and trees were all covered, and it was sometimes hard to tell if a surface was stone or wood. All around we saw mountain ranges dotted with farms and log cabins.

It occurred to me that we would be in big trouble if anything ever happened up here. There is no way any kind of vehicle would ever make it to these remote locations. The only way to get down would be by helicopter. I was in my element and my heart sang.

This. This is why I do this, I thought, breathing deeply and looking down at the clouds below.

We rode along the ridge for miles, hopping from peak to peak as we went. Every time I thought we had climbed as far as you could physically go, we went up again. It was a challenging trail to be sure, but it couldn't have been any more rewarding.

I didn't get as many photos as I would have liked. The terrain meant that I really had to focus on riding and not snapping pictures. I was kicking myself for not putting a memory card in my helmet cam. This was definitely the ride to have it at.

Dakar climbing up the ridge behind us.
Eventually, we reached the end of the ridge and started the long, slow descent back to the bottom of the mountain. Thankfully, this part of the trail featured switchbacks to take some of the scare factor out of it.

All the same, Steel and I very nearly managed to die on this stretch. We were picking our way carefully down the hill when the rocks under Steel's feet suddenly shifted, then gave way. I gasped in horror as her feet went out from under her and her head disappeared from view. She was on her knees and everything was still sliding. I thought for sure that we were going down, and that the horse and I would somersault down the side of the mountain and meet a gruesome end together. In a last attempt to not die, I completely let go of my reins, sat back, and grabbed a hold of my cantle. Steel managed to fling her legs forward so she had all four hooves under her again, but the ground was still moving and she wasn't able to stop despite her best efforts at slamming on the brakes. She pinned her ears in determination and I closed my eyes as I watched a tree trunk heading directly for my left side.

"O my god, I'm going to break my good leg,"I thought. Steel must have had some similar thoughts about me being on her back because she gave a mighty heave to the right, and narrowly missed the tree before coming to a complete halt.

I wanted to fling my arms around her neck, but we were still perched on a downhill grade. My heart was pounding. That was close.

I patted Steel and thanked her for catching us both, then asked her to walk off. She felt pretty stiff, and my own back and hip was aching from our brief rock skiing episode. I knew we were less than a mile from the hold, and I was really worried I'd just watched our completion go out the window. What rotten luck.

We got to the service road at the bottom of the hill, catching three riders in front of us in the process. Dodie agreed that Steel looked stiff in the hind end, and I braced myself for bad news at the vet check. Rachel had also pointed out that Steel had some blood on one of her legs. I'd heard her forging a bit coming down the service road at the start, but Rachel said the bleeding was behind.

With a heavy heart, I dismounted, loosened my girth, and pulled Steel's ankle boots while she drank deeply from the trough at the in timer. I saw that she had some rubs on her back legs, but she didn't look nearly as bad as I had feared.

A few minutes later, we pulsed down (60 on the dot) and walked over to vet. We did get a B for wounds (the rocks during our slide had really bitten us), and I think I was holding my breath as I jogged. To my surprise and utter relief, the vets declared that Steel was sound and definitely fit to continue. She had a B on skin tenting, but A's the rest of the way across the board. I did have to request that they not separate Steel and Daizy during the P&R, but we were otherwise golden.  I would get to ride another loop!

The hold itself was actually well run. I had heard nightmare stories about items getting lost during transport, and a lack of water and supplies in the past. The ride is called No Frills. I was pleasantly surprised to find that they had hay, grain, beet pulp, and water for the horses, as well as sandwiches and drinks for the riders. The volunteers were extremely attentive and helpful, and really made this a wonderful experience.

Steel was eating and drinking like a pro, and other than electrolyting her and putting her boots back on, I left her completely alone. I was good and took care of myself even though Mike wasn't there to remind me. All his crewing is really starting to have an impact. I drank, took Advil to stay ahead of my pain instead of chasing it, ate a sandwich, a granola bar, and a yogurt, and even remembered to take a potty break. That one was a bit of a nail biter since the portapotty was on a trailer on a hill, but I put my big girl panties on (or took them off?) and did it anyway.

Steel looking adorable at the hold.
Unfortunately, since Steel had gotten excited about Daizy's trot out, her out time was six minutes after Rachel and Dodie's. Dodie said of course she'd wait for me, which I appreciated. Rachel debated staying too, but finally decided to let Dakar decide if he wanted to continue on his own. She seemed sad to leave the company behind, but we reminded her ride your own ride. We had a feeling it wasn't the last we'd be seeing of each other.

Before we knew it, we were back out for the 'dreaded' second loop. The horses felt perky and ready for more, and we had caught up to Rachel and Dakar before we knew it. The three of us set of galloping up the forest road out of camp, stopping only to let the horses drink. Even Steel was tanking up. She has really learned the ropes with this distance riding thing, and the electrolytes were definitely doing their job.

The second loop was definitely more technical than the first. About half of it featured footing that absolutely wouldn't allow for anything more than a walk. Still, I enjoy some difficulty in my rides, and there's nothing to build a partnership with a horse like having to rely on her knowing exactly where her feet are.

It was during one of these more technical stretches that we started to talk about the perils of our sport. I looked over the edge of the cliff alongside us and Dodie said something about ending up dead.
Still in high spirits, I crowed, "Yay dead!"
Three riders had just come up behind us, and the girl leading them chuckled. "Yay dead? Who did we just catch up to?!?!"
The Three Zombies. That's who!

On this loop, we did even more climbing and rocks. We also rode along the side of the mountain, which meant being along a cliff and getting some spectacular views. By then, the sun had come out and we were riding under gorgeous clear blue sky. It was warm, but not too warm. We didn't have to worry about the horses cramping up, but they also weren't sweating too badly. Perfect endurance ride weather, and I was so very grateful.

Before long, we passed the photographer again. As you can see, the fun meter was still high.

I will admit that Kelsey had a point about the rock situation on the second loop. There were definitely stretches where I gawked and thought, "Really? This is the footing? Who designed this trail?"

This was part of the trail. You just sort of bear left between those two trees...
All the same, I thoroughly enjoyed that loop. There were so many lovely things to look at. There were mountainside vistas, varying shades of spring green in the foliage, and blooming redbuds. The redbuds were my favorite part, I think. At one point, we were essentially riding through a fragrant, purple tunnel.

Next thing I knew, we were coming down into the gate 'n' go at Bucktail. This was a pit stop with water and hay for the horses. There was no required hold time, but pretty much everyone was sticking around for ten minutes or so over the course of the day. As promised, Daryl and company were there to make the experience a good one. I have to admit, they really delivered on Daryl's promise. Not only were the horses taken care of, but there were refreshments for the riders as well. I stuffed my face with Hershey's chocolate eggs. On top of that, Daryl kindly took my jacket from me. It was getting too warm for me by that point. He also gave Dodie an armband for her phone, which had been traveling in my jacket pocket all day, shouting 'uh oh!' at the most appropriate times.

Shortly after that, we were off and running again. I had a handful of chocolate chip cookies to devour on the way out.
"You can ride one handed, right?" Daryl asked as he handed them to me.
"Can and do!" I laughed as we trotted away.

The next part of the loop featured a lot of down, down, down. I guess it's true what they say about what goes up! There were also some bridges and catwalks, which Steel didn't mind one bit.

Shortly after the pit stop, Rachel looked down at her GPS and whispered something to Dodie, who pressed her finger to her lips. "Shhhhh..."
"What? WHAT AM I MISSING?!?!?!"
All day long, I'd been telling the ladies that my fun meter often runs low at about 35 miles. I make my jokes and have my laughs, but then I tend to get surly and quiet if things are getting tough.
"We just passed 35 miles," they  informed me.
"Well... I feel great!!!"

Next thing I knew, we reached a gradual uphill climb on a service road along a rushing river. It was beautiful and I don't think I got a single good photo of it. We cruised right along, all three horses alternating between the trot and canter. The last few miles flew by and before I knew it, we were back on the lollipop to the hold.

This time, Steel vetted even better than she had previously. We trotted down and back and were given the free and clear to tackle the last ten miles of trail.

By this point, I was starting to feel my bad leg a good bit, despite the fact that I was vigilantly keeping up with my Advil dose (and probably giving doctors everywhere gray hair in the process). I was glad to be able to sit for a little bit while Steel drank and devoured everything in sight. I could tell that Dodie was starting to feel some aches herself, and I made some comment about how close we were to the finish line. I'm not sure if I was cheerleading for her sake or my own.

At 3:31pm, we left the last hold, heading back home. I was thrilled and somewhat surprised at how peppy Steel was still being. She powered right along and I never had to ask her for any effort all day. She was offering me a power trot the whole time, and a canter whenever it was possible. On the last loop, I think she knew that we were almost done, and she seemed to find her second wind. We were flying over those last few miles on horses that felt fresher than we did. Steel flat out galloped on several occasions and even passed Daizy a few times (unheard of! Daizy is an endurance racing powerhouse.) After the first few miles, Rachel and Dakar fell back a bit. I was sad to lose sight of them, but knew we all had to do our own thing. Steel was on fire, and I wasn't about to slow her down. Daizy looked flat out unstoppable (in a good way!)

At the last road crossing, we caught up to two riders in front of us. I was impressed at how many people we had passed, given that we'd left camp 20 full minutes after the start. We passed the two young riders and cruised right along through the forest.

Long before I was expecting it, the flag-adorned finish line appeared. Dodie and I whooped and cheered as we crossed in 5th and 6th places respectively. It took longer than necessary to get our in times on our ride cards, but I was secretly glad to be sitting still for a moment.

Just as I was thinking that it would be nice to let Mike know we were almost at camp, a photographer appeared on a high bank in front of a stream crossing. I was surprised to see the photographer again, but then I realized it wasn't just a photographer... this one was mine! Mike had hiked out into the forest and scouted out the perfect spot for a photo op. I love the man.

"Dodie! Dodie! Let's do one with us hugging!"
Before Dodie had time to protest about having a sweaty, stinky, tired Dom touching her, I had legged Steel forward and thrown an arm around her.
This may be my favorite ride photo of all time.

We rode the rest of the way back to camp, dismounted on stiff legs, and threw our tack in the grass. I think Dodie was hurting pretty good by this point, but I was antsy for my completion. I am always on pins and needles pending that final vet check. I can't imagine much worse than riding a full course and getting pulled at the finish. Irrational, maybe, but it's a very real concern of mine at every ride.

"Did you kill my lady?"
I needn't have worried. Both horses passed their final vetting with flying colors. Steel got an A for overall impression, and was so lovely that I was even smiling as I jogged her.

Dodie decided to stand for BC, something she'd apparently never gotten a chance to do before. I opted out. With a few B's dotting Steel's ride card, I knew I wouldn't be in the running, and I couldn't fathom trotting a circle at the time.

As it turns out, Dodie damn near got BC! She missed it by two points (probably based on time) and ended up with the high vet score. I flat out cheered when we found out.

Mike jumped right in and did everything we could have possibly needed, including bringing down the hold bags and trotting Daizy for her BC standing. I scurried off to find my jacket (got it!) and buy prints from the photographer. Of course, I brushed Steel off and made sure she was settled in her pen.

And then Mike and I had to hit the road. It was Sunday afternoon and we still had a four and a half hour drive home. We both had to be work at dawn on Monday. I have never been so happy to have someone else do the driving.

Now, three days after the ride, I feel great. It was the perfect first fifty of the season. Steel blew me out of the water with her willingness and athleticism. The mare certainly steps up in the face of a challenge. As always, I had a great time riding Steel, and an even better time riding with Dodie. I made a new friend in Rachel (or she's going to hide behind a trailer and La La La the next time she sees me at a ride, I'm not sure) and I really got to hit the reset button just when I needed it most. The trail was incredible. Just the right mix of difficult and rewarding. The ride was well run. The trail was well marked. The volunteers were brilliant. I would do it again in a heart beat.

Monday, April 27, 2015

No Frills 55: Preview

Fun-o-Meter still going strong at 55+ miles.

Incredible weekend in Virginia with Steel. We absolutely conquered 55 extremely challenging, rugged, and beautiful miles. The views alone were worth falling off the side of the mountain making our X-Games debut. We laughed, made new friends, and Top Ten'ed. I was smiling from start to finish and I am so very, very proud of how athletic, tough, and honest Steel has become. So much love and so many stories.

Friday, April 24, 2015

Ride Book

My 2014 ride season was one for the books. Literally. I've been toying with the idea of making a photo book chronicling my adventures, and I discovered that Photoshop has a tab for that. I put this together and I'm quite excited. I still have to upload the full sized images, and probably add some text, but for the most part, I'm happy with this first draft.


















Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Wink Jumping and Square Dancing

Wink continues to be my Friday highlight week after week. I'm riding him less and less as he gets better and better and his owner keeps up with him more and more. I still hop on him from time to time to mix things up. Last week, I even jumped him around a little bit. Honestly, we need to get real standards for the barn because anything under 2'6" bores him. Haha.


His owner has also started riding some obstacles with him. She is gaining confidence, and her posture continually improves.

Recently, a video has been going around featuring a horse 'square dancing'. It's cute and funny and the horse is drafty, which I love. Hehe. Of course, my immediate response was, "Wink could do that..." Now, I don't have a group of back up dancers or a sound system or glitzy cowboy hats, but I do have Mike willing to take video.

We decided to give it a go. Here's the result:
It's cheesy and it's a work in progress, but I think it's not too shabby for a first attempt. Haha. 

And did I mention Wink is also sporting a very stylish mustache these days?

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

More on Booger

After I wrote about Booger last week, I went back out to work with her a couple more times.

On Wednesday, as promised, I did a quick desensitizing session with her in the round pen. Despite her generally jumpy nature, and ability to spook at things in a way that is both athletic and terrifying, Booger excels and desensitizing exercises.

I took a peek around the barn for something that seemed sufficiently scary for our desensitizing refresher. I found a huge sheet of bubble wrap. With a somewhat evil grin on my face, I walked Booger out to the round pen and tied the bubble wrap to the end of my lunging whip. I turned on my helmet cam and proceeded to essentially attack Boogsy with it.

Here is the video.The beginning is uncut. This is all the introduction she got to the bubble wrap, which she has never seen before.


She does do some shifting around, mostly to try to stay facing me, something I emphasize in our ground work. I do walk all the way around her while asking her to just stand still to address this to some degree. She's also not a big fan of having it rustle all over her ears, but given that she doesn't like her face/head handled much to begin with, and especially not her ears, I'll take her tolerating it. She may not enjoy having her ears touched, but she allows it like a good girl, and that's fine.

The day after that, I finally got back on her for the first time since winter hit. Not very surprisingly, it was a total non-event. She stood like a lady while I mounted. We walked and trotted both ways and even did a tiny bit of canter. Mostly, she seemed bored in the round pen, which is a good sign. This week (hopefully tomorrow) I'll be back to riding her in the ring. I'm hoping we'll be back on trail soon.

I had Mike at the farm with me just in case. He was feeding (he's been taking care of the BO's horses ever since we moved ours home), which provided a bit of distraction for Booger. Over all, though, I'd say she handled it well. I got video of that too. It was a gray, icky, windy day, but it's better than nothing!



I have so many things I want to do with Booger this year. I ran them all past her owner and she has essentially given me carte blanche with the horse, so that promises to be fun and interesting. Of course, the teeter totter is going to be part of that, but not until I finish torturing my guys with it first!

Hope you're all ready to hear lots of mundane updates on me playing with Boo-mare. 

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Teeter Totter Time

I've been toying with new and interesting ways to torment train Booger. Among the things that I want to try is a teeter totter. And so I enlisted Mike's abilities and had him craft one for me.

Once it was assembled in our yard, I couldn't resist testing it out. JR was already standing by the gate, staring at us as if to say, "Welp. That has my name written all over it. Sigh."

He has never seen one of these before, and I had a good giggle because his owner used to have a hard time riding him outside the ring, and told me he used to spook at a stationary tire swing.

Nowadays, JR will do just about anything so long as there's food at the end of it. He stepped right onto it. I didn't even have to go first. He did seem slightly startled when it moved the first time, but took it all in stride. Ten minutes later, I was riding him across it bareback in a rope halter. Now I'm dying to make it taller, since JR seems to be totally bored with it already. He has turned out to be a wonderful pony.

"Yeah, it moves. So what?"

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Saturday Snaps: Ozzy in Polos

Have a picture of Ozzy in a set of polos gifted to him by a client who knows our colors were hot pink and lime green. Her reasoning was, "Even if he's just doing tricks, he deserves to look snazzy!" Can't argue with that!


And here's one of him being a little more... well... Ozzy.

All that hair....


Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Back to Booger

One of the sucky things about this winter's weather was that it brought my training with Booger to a grinding halt. The original plan was to ship her to one of the local indoors and keep riding her through the winter. We even got her shipping like a pro in preparation. Then the roads turned to sheets of ice and never really recovered. Plus, they closed the main drag through the valley and the detours were sketchy even without a horse in tow. I did try to work her a few times in the snow, but the layers of ice scared me off. I'd rather let a horse sit and spend some time doing a refresher than injure the horse in slick conditions.

My goal was to start working with Booger on April 1st for the sake of having a neat and tidy date for my calendar/invoicing. It did start to get warm, which was lovely, but the ground was sopping wet from all the melted snow. Then, just as the ground started to dry, we got an entire week of rain. Ugh!

On Monday, I was finally able to go out and work Booger for the first time this year. Since I don't board my horses there any more, I don't see her on a daily basis any more. I have to say, she actually seemed happy to see me! She came trotting up to the barn when I called her, and was downright snuggly when I brought her in.

I threw her in the round pen to assess where we were in the process. She was definitely paying close attention to my every move so I just started her off at liberty right away. I swear this horse does better after some time off! She remembered every last thing we worked on last year. I put her through her gaits, did some changes of direction, sent her in circles away from me, yielded her haunches and her shoulders, backed her up, sent her sideways... everything. And then she offered a turn on the haunches towards me which is something we've never done before. That one blew me out of the water.

When we were done working, she tucked her head under my arm and just stood there with her nose hanging at knee-level, letting me rub all over her neck and mane. I wish I had a camera!!

At the end of our session, I opened the round pen gate and walked out. Booger was totally naked and I wanted to see what she would do next (the round pen is within the arena, which is within the pasture, so she was in no danger of escaping). She followed me like a dog, neck low and relaxed. I jogged. She trotted. I 'cantered'. She cantered. I stopped short and she almost sat down she hit the brakes so hard. I laughed, patted her, and walked back to the barn, where I spent some time shedding her before I put her away.

Yesterday, I got done with the clinic and went back for session number two. My plan right now is to work her every day that the weather and my schedule cooperate. It won't be long before three sessions a week starts to be tricky, so I want to take advantage of my relatively flexible schedule right now.

My family got me one of those Gorilla-pods for Christmas and I finally took the opportunity to use it. I rigged up my helmet cam and put the whole thing on one of the round pen railings. It was a gray day and I wasn't expecting any kind of amazing video, but I wanted to see how the rigging worked. Mike is back to work now so I've lost my camera crew for the season.

The good news is that the set up worked perfectly and I can definitely record as much of my round pen work as my heart desires now. I'll have to figure out the best way to set the camera up to tape the ring, but once I do that, you guys are going to have a lot of material to scroll past :-P

Sadly, Booger was not nearly as focused and enthusiastic as she had been the day before. I think the first session back was a fun surprise, and the second session was starting to look an awful lot like work. She still came right up when I called her, and she was a total lady in the cross ties. I think it's the first time she's worn tack since November (!!!) but it was a complete non-issue. She didn't move a muscle while I saddled her and rigged up her breast collar, and she took the bit eagerly and pleasantly. It's like I trained this horse or something. (The cool thing about doing things slowly and thoroughly is that they seem to stick, whether you do them daily or only a couple times a year.)

We went out to the round pen, where Booger was a little distracted and jumpy. In her defense, it was feeding time, and she is still just a baby. It's easy to forget that the horse really only has five months of real training under her belt.

Still, I managed to capture some nice points on my helmet cam before the memory card filled up. I've tried to caption the video to make it a little clearer what I'm doing.

Basically, we started off with some changes of direction. I let her pick the gait in the beginning. She always picks the canter, which is just fine by me because I like her to blow off some steam in the first few minutes of the day. The goal of the exercise is to test if she's paying attention to my body language. The rules are that I pick the direction, and she has to turn in towards me when I ask her to change it. Pretty simple.

Then I tested the brakes a few times. No matter how much fun we're having or how amped up she is, I want her to stop on a dime when I say so. It's silly, but I love to get her really moving at the canter, then ask for a halt (facing me with both eyes) just to test.

I also had her turn her shoulder towards me again. She was a little sluggish about it, but considering that I've never actually asked her to do it before, I'll take it! Then we did some lateral work too. I basically ask her to yield her hindquarters, then her shoulder, then both simultaneously. On good days, it turns into a nice, straight side pass. On sloppy days, it's sort of a crooked leg yield. Honestly, I'm not that picky about it as long as she makes a good effort and crosses over front, back, front, back. If and when we start doing this under saddle, I'll expect correct, straight movements, but on the ground, and especially at liberty, it's about her paying attention and learning what cue goes with what portion of her body.

I finished off our session with some work in the side reins. That part is pretty boring. I don't ask for as many changes of direction, and I really just want her to soften and get into a rhythm. I use the side reins to help develop softness and proper muscling, and it's not fair or productive to do that and all the liberty stuff at the same time.

Today, I plan to do some desensitizing with Booger. She was a little flinchy and sensitive yesterday. I think that's the Arabian half of her at work. I'm dying to just climb on board. The weather is gorgeous and I am sure that she would be perfectly fine if I just threw a leg over. But I think it would be foolish to climb on her for the first time in five months without anyone else on the property. Plus, this will be good for her brain.

Over all, I can't complain. Yesterday was not a great day, and yet it was still good. This is a horse who used to throw herself on the ground if she was in a bad mood, so I'll call reluctant cooperation a good alternative. Haha.

As for the video... I saw online that the helmet cam can actually function on my full sized memory card, despite what the manual says. I plan to test that theory extensively! Extra video storage would definitely be cool!

Without further ado, here's the video I took yesterday. It's not perfect, but I love to see how hard she's trying, and how closely she's paying attention.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Fly Dog(s)

Just another standard play day at our house...


Nothing to see here...


Nothing at all...

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Kielbasa & Kidney Beans

This is a recipe near and dear to my heart. It's something my mom made frequently when we were growing up, and it's one of my favorite recipes from my childhood. It's also my go-to comfort food, and something I often get a wicked craving for. I stole this recipe from my mom, but I'll admit mine never seems to come out as good as hers does! Makes great leftovers, too!

Ingredients:

  • 6 slices of bacon, chopped
  • 1 medium onion, diced
  • 1 garlic clove, minced
  • 1lb. Polska Kielbasa (I use the Hillshire Farms brand, red label)
  • 1 can tomato paste
  • 2 tbsp flour
  • Black pepper, paprika, marjoram (to taste)
  • 1 can kidney beans (I prefer the red ones) drained and rinsed
  • Mashed potatoes (Mike is in charge of this one. He makes the most amazing creamy garlic mashed potatoes and I would honestly drink them through a straw if it was socially acceptable.)
Preparation
  1. In a large pan (I use a saute pan because I'm messy), saute bacon until it's half done.
  2. Add onions and garlic. Cook until the onions start to get soft and glossy.
  3. Add kielbasa and cook for about 15 minutes, until the kitchen starts to smell sausage-y and delicious.
  4. Add a little bit of water (I do just enough to cover the ingredients) and cook covered for 10 minutes. 
  5. This is also where I season the dish. Use more marjoram than you would think. It's the ingredient that gives this dish its awesome flavor, and it goes well with the smokiness of the kielbasa.
  6. Stir in flour to thicken. You may use more flour than I do, depending on how dense you like your sauce.
  7. Add tomato paste and stir to combine. I water down the paste a little bit to make it transfer more easily. 
  8. Cook some more, adding more seasoning if desired. (Note to self-- no devouring before finished.)
  9. Stir in kidney beans. Heat through.
  10. Serve over mashed potatoes. 
  11. Om nom nom nom nom...