Showing posts with label vanity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vanity. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 3, 2020

In short: Deadly Illusion (1987)

Private detective Hamberger (Billy Dee Williams) may not have a licence, but he’s got a sexy taxi-driving girlfriend and partner (Vanity), and half of New York’s working class loves him to bits, for reasons he doesn’t understand himself. He, as it turns out, is also the kind of guy who exclusively identifies women by their hair-do; at least that’s what the film implies, for otherwise, most of the plot would make even less sense than it actually does.

“What plot is this?”, you might ask, and the most honest answer would be “hell if I know”. It’s not that the elements of the plot are all that confusing – there’s the usual stuff about the bad guys trying to frame our protagonist for murder and a large scale drug operation – but the way writer/director Larry Cohen fits them together really doesn’t make a lick of sense. It’s not just that the film only works when our hero can’t understand that Morgan Fairchild in a frizzy wig and Morgan Fairchild with her usual blonde hairspray thing are the same person, there’s really little else about this mystery that fits together in a sensible way, be it the plans of the villains (whatever they might be exactly), the actions of our hero or the police. Half of the time, I didn’t even know why any given scene followed the next, and not in a noirish expression of existential confusion, but simple confusion.

Unless, of course, scenes follow each other because Cohen, one of the most New York of all directors, simply thought showing Billy Dee Williams running through this part of New York would be pretty cool at any given moment. After all, Cohen, despite his experience as a screenwriter, often shows a very leisurely idea of plotting, giving his actors a lot of room to improvise. Williams isn’t terribly great at improvisation here, alas, so most of the obviously improvised scenes end up as the sort of goof comedy that should have ended up on the editing room floor.

The film’s not a complete write-off, however, for there are couple of worthwhile moments, at least if you like Larry Cohen’s New York, with some pretty funny moments and lines coming from the various character actors involved. Two of the New York action set pieces are rather fun, too, seeing as they do involve some running and shooting through Shea Stadium and Billy Dee having a chase down a certain rather large Christmas tree.

Which certainly doesn’t turn Deadly Illusion into a film for the casual viewer but keeps it of interest to the Cohen die-hards like me.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Action Jackson (1988)

Detroit cop Jericho “Action” Jackson (Carl Weathers) has been having a rather quiet two years. After a bit of police brutality towards the – rapist – son of a very rich man, he was demoted from Lieutenant to Sergeant, lost the right to wear a gun, and consequently landed himself a desk job. Jackson’s life is going to become rather more interesting again in the next few days, because a series of men working in the same worker’s union all happen to die rather explosive deaths. Jackson’s colleagues don’t seem to bother much about this sort of thing. The script doesn’t make clear if they actually believe a guy who had a grenade shot into his chest and exploded died in an accident, though they will later pretend a different guy getting shot into his chest from a few feet distance with a gun that didn’t belong to him committed suicide. At least, nobody does much investigating or other nonsense. The audience does of course already know there’s a group of supposedly sneaky and competent, but actually loud and silly, assassins making the union rounds.

Fortunately, an old college buddy of Jackson, one Tony (Robert Davi in a short but sweaty appearance), asks our hero for help because he’s convinced he’s the next on the list of the killers; and he’s absolutely right. Tony can even point Jackson to the man he is pretty sure to be responsible – rich asshole Peter Dellaplane (Craig T. Nelson). Dellaplane just happens to be exactly the same rich asshole whose son Jackson beat up (or mutilated, the dialogue’s a bit vague here) and got into prison, and who then did his best to ruin Jackson’s career. One might believe that’s a bit of an additional motivating factor, so it won’t come as too much of a surprise that Jackson soon finds himself sniffing around Dellaplane’s (evil) business, perhaps finding allies in Dellaplane’s wife Patrice (Sharon Stone before she was famous) and his junkie singer mistress Sydney Ash (Vanity when she was sort of famous). Explosions are soon too follow, as are absurd attempts at framing Jackson for murder that of course cut it with his brain dead colleagues.

Action Jackson is a rather likeable attempt to turn Carl Weathers into a black American action hero, kinda like a Schwarzenegger who can act and doesn’t look horrifying. In an interesting turn of events, the film doesn’t nod in the direction of classic blaxploitation flicks at all, and focuses on late 80s style US action movie tropes, treating its hero’s blackness with casualness. Given the comparative lack of other action vehicles starring Weathers, it can’t have been terribly successful at the box office, though it’s a rather entertaining film if you’re willing and able to at least ignore the typical flaws of US action cinema of this point in time. So please don’t think about the cartoonish incompetence of a movie police force that makes even the worst real world one (and boy, they do get pretty terrible, don’t they?) look like a band of geniuses and heroes; ignore the fact that the bad guy’s plan – he apparently murders lots of people to control the union so he can then use its influence to some time in the vague future become the power behind the throne of an as of now imaginary president – makes not a lick of sense; and please, don’t even try to find connections between anything in the film’s world and the real one.

Ideally, in an action movie of this style, these flaws shouldn’t just be things to be tolerated. As a matter of fact, they are supposed to be enjoyed, and boy, is Action Jackson enjoyable. Craig T. Nelson is awesome as the ultra-violent rich slime ball, his plan is pretty damn funny, his goons are clearly supposed to be cool but are very desperately not, so they are ideally positioned to be shouted at, be-one-linered and murdered by a hero who really needs to get creative with his own violence because he has to survive much of the film without a gun (he’s obviously taking the bit where he’s not allowed to be armed seriously even once people start and try to murder him). Weathers is very fun to watch as Jackson, giving the typical US macho hero some human traits, even making him pretty likeable. It helps that the man’s dignity seems undisturbed by even the cheesiest and most nonsensical one-liner (my personal favourite is “Chill out!”, before he burns a guy to death), nor by the film’s sudden bursts of what I surmise is humour. And if you’re interested in the baser things, Stone and Vanity both have a bit of nudity in here; though we actually see much more of shirtless Weathers, so there’s hopefully something for everyone here.

The whole bag of lovable nonsense was directed by Craig R. Baxley. Baxley has an extensive list of credits in stunt teams for film and TV, is credited just as extensively with various second unit directing jobs, directed a few episodes of The A-Team, and then – starting with the film at hand – made three well liked – well, by people like me who enjoy this sort of thing – action movies before he trotted off to become a dependable and solid TV director. His stunt background certainly shows in the quality of the stunt work here, with every bit of carnage and violence shot to full effect, Baxley clearly operating on the directorial basis that the audience wants to get as good a look at possible at what he has to offer here. In other words, there’s not boring action scene here. Even better, Baxley does know how to stage an entertaining dialogue sequence too, providing his actors with many an opportunity to chew the scenery or to have fun with the general absurdity of things.


As a matter of fact, I think Action Jackson is much better – and definitely more entertainingly – directed than most of the more mainstream US action movies of its era that for my tastes tend to be not terribly well paced – the works of Harlin and McTiernan obviously excluded. I certainly prefer Weathers to Schwarzenegger, too, so clearly, I judge this film “better than Commando”.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Neon City (1991)

As is so often the case on this blog, it's the end of the world. This time though, it's a combination of various ecological catastrophes and holes in the ozone layer caused by a scientific experiment gone wrong that has turned North America (and that's the only place that's important, surely) to crap.

At least, there's still some sort of government trying to uphold a certain amount of order among the few survivors huddling together in the handful of population centres, but its idea of order, containing the murder of "mutants" and enforced sterilizations, isn't necessarily one distinguishable from barbarism. The country between settlements isn't better off though. It's controlled by half-mad bands of roaming bandits and full of the strange new environmental dangers of this grungy new world.

The ex-ranger (in this case "ranger" means a mix of cop, soldier, and fascist bootlicker) - now bounty hunter - Stark (Michael Ironside) finds himself convinced to do a bit of work for his former bosses, namely transporting the murderer Reno (Vanity), whom he has just caught, on a passenger transport through the dangerous outlands to a place called Neon City (the Paris of the wastelands?). On board are a merry company of characters. There's Stark's ex-wife Sandy (Valerie Wildman) who shares a rather traumatic past including a dead baby with him, the driver Bulk (Lyle Alzado) who was a friend of Stark's before Stark arrested him for murder, a doctor of medicine with a dark secret (Nick Klar), a debutante who spent most of her life in Switzerland (Juliet Landau), an elderly scientist with another dark secret (Arsenio "Sonny" Trinidad) and Dickie Devine (Richard Sanders), bad professional comedian and trader in suicide drugs.

With these people on board and the bandit raiders on the transport's track, there will be never a dull moment on the journey.

The word that comes to mind first when thinking about Neon City (which I'd rather have called The Road to Neon City, but of course nobody ever asks me stuff like that) is "solid". In fact, the film might be the textbook definition of the description, or of that other frightening word, "competent". Usually, I prefer my movies "clever" or "terrible" or "mind-wrecking", but complaining that a film like this is neither very good nor so terrible that it becomes interesting again seems a little unfair.

Neon City seems to have been made with all the best intentions of creating a solid (there's the word again), cheap little post-apocalyptic variation on Westerns like Stagecoach or El Dorado/Rio Bravo in a vehicle, with a truck standing in for a stage coach (or a sheriff's bureau) and post-apocalyptic bandits standing in for the "Indians" (or for pre-apocalyptic bandits). It's the sort of idea John Carpenter would have loved to use, I'm sure, and I'm equally sure that Carpenter's version of this film would either have been pretty great or pretty terrible, definitely not solid. But I digress, which is understandable given that the film is as all-around solid as it is, and therefore not inducive to much analysis, ranting or bad jokes.

Director Monte Markham (probably better known as an actor) points and shoots nicely and makes what he has to work with (barren, slightly snowy landscapes, grubbiness) look as interesting as possible; the script isn't brilliant, but puts the character types it includes to enough use not to annoy, lets the expected plot move forward without pretensions of greatness and is not completely without moments of cleverness in its worldbuilding; the actors as well as the ex-NFL pros embody these characters with professional vigour; Michael Ironside is for once allowed to be the (grumpy, bad-tempered, yet golden-hearted) good guy. And that's more or less the film - a solidly made cheapo in the tradition of classic character-type based B-movies that isn't ever going to be a "classic" of any kind itself, yet manages to achieve its goal to entertain for ninety minutes if a viewer is willing to let herself be entertained.

That's perfectly fine by me. Of course, I tend to like the sort of movie Neon City is based on quite a bit,too.