| Pennywise (Stephen King's IT) The single best reason to hate clowns |
| Killer Klowns From Outer Space Sounds ridiculous, and it is...except this part....right.....here. |
| The Joker (The Dark Knight) Not exactly a clown, but the joke's on us anyway. |
| We All Scream For Ice Cream (Masters of Horror) Damn! And I used to like the ice cream man! |
| Drive-Thru The real reason I don't go to Chuck E. Cheese |
| Poltergeist I have still not recovered from this... |
| Clownhouse Better known for the director molesting his child star. Ugh. |
| Amusement Mediocre film, but these scenes are great. |
| Dead Silence Aw...I'd have helped Ryan Kwanten face his fears... |
| House of 1000 Corpses/The Devil's Rejects Funny fucker, isn't he? |
| John Wayne Gacy No need for movies, this shit is real. |
| Rob Zombie's Halloween Whether make-up or mask, I still hate 'em. |
| And here's the real reason I never go to McDonalds. Ever. |