| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre I've heard people in Texas have hearty appetites, but this is ridiculous. |
| The Mickens family (True Blood) Because there's always a sale on tighty whiteys and Budweiser |
| The 'Planet' family (The Hills Have Eyes) Demented cannibal inbreds aside, the desert is always a fine place to vacation. |
| Wrong Turn In which unsightly mountain inbreds procure dinner from the visiting public... |
| Timber Falls Go hiking, get married, have a baby. Sounds perfect, right? |
| The Old Dark House A haunted mansion in which the Femm family wreaks havoc and makes new friends. |
| House of 1000 Corpses/The Devil's Rejects Remember when I told you I wanted to catch Fireflies? I lied. |
| The Mariell family (Haunted, 1995) Brother and sister...into art....and each other. Literally. (And you're welcome for the nude Kate Beckinsale) |
| Motel Hell "It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent Fritters." |
| Cabin Fever Give these men their damn pancakes or they will blow off your head! |
| The Merrye family (Spider Baby) The wackiest and most deranged family on the list by far, these three siblings are just the tip of the iceberg in a long line of crack-pots. |
| Deliverance Ahh, I can still hear the banjos. Can you? Squeal like a pig for me, would ya? |
| Frontier(s) If you're lucky, they'll be no room at the inn. If you're not, you're dinner. |
| Angel Heart Voodoo, incest, bloodshed, Devil spawn. Bring it. |
| The Peacock family ("Home", The X-Files) Like mother, like sons. No, really. |
| (...because you never know what may be lurking under the bed.) |