Enjoy Yourself

It's later than you think.

(Each dot represent one nuclear facility)

Toonage:

The Busters - Enjoy Yourself
The Specials - Enjoy Yourself

This Town's Too Hot

It's just too damn hot. And in New Yawk City, hot weather means the entire island turns into a fetid, rancid cesspool. The twin assaults of rotting garbage and urine combine into a smell that brings one to their knees. Add in the horrors of having to actually be pressed against fellow commuters on the subway, many of whom seem unaquainted with the most basic rules of hygiene.

It's the 21st century. Take a freakin' shower you animals!

And what's with women wearing flip flops everywhere? Open feet wallowing through the grime and dirt of Manhattan? Yeccchhhh!

Here's some toonage that should rock you out of your own personal sweltering nightmares...

Toonage:


The Neanderthals - Too Many Nights In A Gin Mill
The Countdowns - Pussy Stank
The Boss Tweeds - Faster, Pussy Cat! Kill! Kill!
The Replacements - White And Lazy
Squirrel Bait - Kid Dynamite
The Specials - Too Hot (live NYC 1980)