Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonite

from the original Elvis inspired rockabilly meets British blues...



 to the Scottish Punk rave-up...



to the bushman's holidays version of The Slickee Boys (aka The Wanktones)


to the inevitable Cali rendition

Well now the cats are rockin' and everyone is feelin' alright - alright!
Said on a Wednesday evening there's sure
gonna be a fight - be a fight!
Somebodys's gonna get their head kicked in tonight!

Well everybody's moving and everyone just wants more - more!
So there's gonna be a pool of blood on the dancin' floor - floor!
Somebody's gonna get their head kicked in tonight!

We're gonna rip up the chairs - rip off the walls!
Tear down the walls - Tear down the wall!
All my boys are in distress and
I hope that floor's a bloody mess

Said everybody's rockin' and everyone is feelin' alright - alright!
Said on a Wednesday evening there's sure
gonna be a fight - be a fight!
Somebodys's gonna get their head kicked in tonight!


We're gonna rip off the halls!
Tear down the walls!
All those boys, gonna be a big fight!
All my boys are in distress and
And the whole dance floor's gonna be a doggone mess

Everybody is rockin' and everyone just wants more - more!
So there's gonna be a pool of blood on the dancin' floor - floor!
Somebody's gonna get their head
Somebody's gonna get their head
Somebody's gonna get their head kicked in tonight!

Posterity

Weapons of Mass Destruction

We busted our cherry last nite and left a musical legacy. Caterwaul Of Sound hit the recording studio. We laid down the tracks for our soon to be hit single The Love Theme to Kids Go To The Woods, Kids Get Dead.

Most of the band, being noobs to the studio scene, were fascinated with the process. Scratch tracks? Overdubs? Multiple takes???? Crazy man, crazy.

And the biggest debate took place over what the "secret backwards message" would be. One hint... we actually didn't make it (too) satanic!

Next step is to shoot the video.

One more page for the scrapbook of madness!

Here are some more unlikely themes...

Toonage:

Redd Kross - Overture From Tommy (The Who cover)

Husker Du - Theme From The Mary Tyler Moore Show

The Jam - Batman Theme

The Slickee Boys - Theme From Exodus

Weezer - Theme From Dukes Of Hazzard

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Now playing: Kiss - Deuce
via FoxyTunes

Four Chord Wonders

The big news all over New York is that my band, Caterwaul Of Sound, will be playing an actual movie premier party next Tuesday (June 9) at The Delancey, in glorious Manhattan. The movie is a slasher flick called "Kids Go To The Woods, Kids Get Dead". Yeah, it's a tasteful little film about, well, you can figure it out.

Of course, with our usual lack of attention to details, we neglected to get our name on the show poster. And with our usual lack of motivation, we haven't yet recorded our soon to be hit "Love Theme to Kids Go To The Woods, Kids Get Dead". But never fear, show up and you'll hear it.

There's got a be a few of you mofo's that are in NYC, so come on out. In fact, the rest of you should be flying in for the show!

We are hard at work, practicing non-stop for the gig.

OK, thats sort of a lie. But we will be ready to rock the shit out of everyone.

Promise. We're taking this one seriously. We have made a pact NOT to get really hammered until after we finish playing. Like I said, we're serious about this one.

What might make this show even weirder is that there is potential for alot of wayward members of the Nomad social circle to appear at this. Some of whom I have not seen in twenty years. As well as people I know from business. So, things might get curiouser and curioser.

It might be a good night to drop some acid before we start playing. No, no... must...remain...strong!

Toonage:

The Adverts - One Chord Wonders

Supersuckers - Evil Powers Of Rock N Roll

Seven Seconds - Rock Together, Walk Together (live)

Slickee Boys - Are You Gonna Be There (at the Love-in)

Fan-Boy Geek-Out...

... Or, geek-boy fan-out.




Twasn't matter to me... the New York Comic Con is coming to town this weekend and Nazz jr and I will be perusing the corridors of the Javitz Center in NYC checking out the latest and the greatest.

Previews of Watchmen, Futurama, and Terminator Salvation are on the docket. Plenty of panels too (I will be lined up for Robot Chicken!).

The bank account is gonna dip a bit as the boy and I go hog wild on merch, but what the heck else am I gonna do with the money? Lend it to the banks?

Toonage:
Shonen Knife - Buttercup (I'm A Super Girl)
Slickee Boys - Pictures Of Matchstick Men
Pink Floyd - Scarecrow
Misfits - Rat Fink

Are Ya Gonna Be There?

At the Love-In, baby!



Toonage:
Chocolate Watchband - Are You Gonna Be There?
Slickee Boys - Are You Gonna Be There?
Chesterfield Kings - Are You Gonna Be There?