Romney & Ryan are evil motherfuckers. The Republikkkan party are total scumbags.

(Here's a picture of kittens- It's much nicer than a picture of Republikkkan scumbags.) If only the ground could open up and swallow the Republikkkan convention whole. Or, the floor could give way and they fall until they reach the Earth's molten core. I'm open to either option. Better yet, how's this: These cocksuckers cloak their lizard scales under the American flag and preach hatred, prejudice, sexism and THEY ARE BEING EMBRACED BY THE VERY SAME PEOPLE THEY ARE FUCKING!!!!!!!!! Ryan and Romney are fucking liars - you think they care about you? Yeah, sure they do. Out here in NY, we don't have a real say in the election. It's a democratic state and will vote Obama (thank G-d). You folks out there in the South and the Midwest: How can you live with yourselves??????? How do you not want to put the ebola virus in the water supply everyday and kill those fucking monsters???????

A Slayer Summer

Summer's here and the time is right for... SLAYER!
I spoze there alot of kids (or maybe even adults!) that take these guys seriously with all the devil stuff. I just think they rock. And their lyrics are funny.
Back "in the day", as we geriatrics say, it was fun to yell "Freebird" or "Starship Troopers" at a band when they were playing. In fact, one time we yelled it and The Dream Syndicate played it! Now, it's fun to yell "SLAYER" at the band, especially if it's some crunchy jam band or some downtown moron hipster thang.
But I digress. Here are some tunes (including some covers of Minor Threat and other cool songs) that will make your lawn die.

SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toonage:

Slayer - Guilty Of Being White (Minor Threat cover)
Slayer - Filler/I Don't Want To Hear It (Minor Threat cover)
Slayer - Richard Hung Himself (DI cover)
Slayer - Violent Pacification - (D.R.I. cover)
Slayer - I'm Gonna Be Your God (sort of a Stooges cover)
Slayer - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Iron Butterfly cover)
Slayer - South Of Heaven