Fox News
Hello Teabaggers
Politics Now, But in porn
Means balls on the chin
US Magazine
Stars, they're just like us
They eat! And throw out their trash!
Except they have jobs
Ambien
A magic white pill
Ate one and went for a drive
Oops, I wrecked my car
Hash Pipe
My friend hates Weezer
I dared him to sing a song
I got to play bass
Trying To Eat Where Other's Crapped
Thought I was flirting
But it was my friend's ex-wife
Beer goggles were on