In Honour Of The Queen's Jubilee

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. 

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. 

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Denouement

Ultimately, everyone lets you down. Your friends, your family, your employer, your co-workers. But no one will disappoint you more than you yourself will. Have you ever looked inside yourself and thought about all of the ways you have failed yourself and others?

Toonage:

Husker Du - Whatever
Joy Divison - Novelty
Syd Barrett - Here I Go

NOFX - The Longest Line (live)

Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Joey Ramone - What A Wonderful World