That sums up the project that came plopped on my desk. It's not just an ordinary project, it's a crappy one. Oh, I'm not being mean. It really is about crap. It's about constipated crap, watery crap, diarrhea-ric crap...
If you've just eaten and are adverse to gross stuff, read no further.
Anyway, the whole editorial department went into a frenzy trying to find pictures of well, crap, for this assignment. Tried googling it. Had to crack our brains thinking up all different variations of the word: poo, stools, feces, shit, dung. Even tried defecate, diarrhea, etc.
In the end, we thought it might just be easier if we grabbed someone's child and wait for him to defecate to take photos of his erm, by-product. As for the different types (constipate vs watery), we'll have to depend on Photoshop for that. How very interesting.
Like I said, it was a crappy project.