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Showing posts with label toe wiggles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toe wiggles. Show all posts

Monday, March 14, 2011

Wiggle yor toes for Stardust

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: YES! I went an sor them play agenst Acrington Stanley (I kept a look out for Stanley but he dident run owt onto the pitch, he must hav had the day off or be owt goobering or sumthing)
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: Ownly went to the littol wun, wich is OK, but yu don't get to ride in a trolley.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
  • Overall Score: 7.986326/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Thank yu for sendin in eevn MOR fotoes ov pant-capers!!! I am goin to sort them owt an post them layter.

But I jus wantid to do a kwik post to arsk yu all to do a lukky toe-wiggle for Stardust.

Stardust livs in Japan, so we ar worreed abowt her.
She duzzent liv in eny ov the playces that ar on the telly, so we think she is probly allrite.
But jus supoze she had gon on a trip sumware? She is expektin her own Bear Cub soon, so the larst thing she needs is an erthkwayke. Or eevn a tremor!!!!

So pleez do a speshly lukky toe wiggle for her tonite (and an ear wiggle too, if yu hav the moovable kind) an also for awl her frends hoo mite be hert or upset.



Ahem. Mummy has told me to explayne wy a toe wiggle.
Well it's like this, yu see. Theyz lukky.
Not all speesheez can wiggle theyer toes, yu noe (think, horses, llamas, goats, piggys), tharefor if yu CAN wiggle yor toes yu is lukky, an tharefor it is LUKKY to wiggle yor toes. Thare. Bear logic is a wonderful thing. If ownly Mummy wud get it.