I am a small brown bear
.... navigator, tissue-issuer, steely eyed spy,
football fan and Agony Uncle! Now that you've found me, sit back, relax, sip some tea and dunk a biscuit, and let some Bearissity into your tortured life. Ahhhh. See, better already, isn't it?
WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".
Showing posts with label the washin masheen broke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the washin masheen broke. Show all posts
Tesco: yes, an I rode in the trolley. Thare is now a Tesco cat. We had seen a blak fluffy wun hangin rownd the car park the uther month an wer a bit worreed that he had no ware to go. But now he haz a collar an on it it sez "This cat duzz belong to sumwun" an then thare iz his fone number. Tho wy yu wud want to ring him wen he is thare in frunt ov yu I don't kno. Enyway. He now sits just inside the door under the hot air fan, an the sekurity guy duzzent mind at all. In fakt he gayve him his own box.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9, dammit, I waz robbd/10
Day Score:7.82369 /10 (It wud hav bin 7.8237 but I cort Daddy tryin to eet a choklit do'h-nut in seekrit wivowt eny intenshun ov sharin it. I did get me sum, but the tayste waz tarnisht sumwat.)
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Pop oer an see my new frend, Perruchin. He livs in Peru. This is him in his Gucci jeens:He has been addin lots ov fotoes ov his Bear frends to his blog. Thare ar sum grayte Bear fotoes over thare. Go an see! He speeks mostly Spanish. I do Spanish. Mummy duzzent. I do, cos I livd in Ecuador wiv Daddy for a cuppol ov yeers. But Perruchin duzz kno English too so yu can leev him a messidge if yu don't kno Spanish. An yu can Babel Fish wat he sed an find owt that way. It's like de-coding stuff. I do that. It's part ov bein a spy. *** *** ***
Don't ferget to send me fotoes or drorins ov yu an yor fayvrit pants for my Berfday Pant Gallery (see yesterday's post!!!!) hehehee....
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By the way, Koobuss is lookin to hire a new secretary cos his Mum hassent been doin her bloggin sponsibillitys enuff laytely (I kno how he feels on that wun) so hav a look at his post heer an see if yu can help!
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Rite! As it's a T day the Windowsill Bears ar up an abowt so I'm off to play now.
Mummy is doin washin- the ferst lot she haz dun since the man cayme to fix the masheen on Tchewsday. It needid fixin cos thare waz smoke comin owt ov it. We Bears ar hangin arownd the kitchen to see wat happens wen it starts to spin. Hehee..... it mite go BANG!!!!!!
Tesco: no, and they went to Aldi. I refewsd to go. Dilly went tho. Huh.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9 LBBBJ is gettin farster /10
Day Score:7.2122257 /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
A cuppol ov yu sed they wud do butterflys for my crarfty challenge.
This is Chewy's butterfly! Good, innit?An this wun waz mayde by Rue, a.bananna's dorter! (Note the perpol eyelashes.) Yu can see mor imidges of Rue's grayte crarft day on Velvet Ginger's blog.Now, I'm SHOR that sumwun else told me they had dun sumthing for the crarfty challenge but I carnt find it now. I bow down to the flor in appollogy..... wunce agen I spot a choklit that's rolld under the taybol.... I shall nab that layter! Ahem! An if yu hav sent me a note ov yor fine werk, I'm very sorry- an pleez pleez pleez send it agen!
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Meenwile..... skool broke up for summer! So Daddy is on hollyday now at larst. Heer ar sum ov the Thankyu Cards an notes an presents he got from children in his clarss:Our fayvrits ar theez choklits cos they ar Bear-size bars:Daddy's larst nayme is a long Irish nayme that starts wiv "Mc". It's hard for children to say, so he tells them to call him "Mr Mac". Wun ov them had it payntid on sum choklit, in icing:
Sam waz kwite tayken wiv the box ov choklit eclairs. Theez ar toffees wiv Cadbury choklit in the middol. Yum!
Wun littol gerl calld Elenor bort a present wiv her own pennys. She choze a pot ov her fayvrit jam. I think it will be yummy on sum freshly bayked soda bred (hint hint, Mummy!)
He also got a cuppol ov new ties. Daddy Windowsill Bear put wun on:
Wen I cayme downstares this mornin this is wat I fownd. LBBBJ is waring the uther wun!! He wants to be like his Daddy! Hahaha!
Dilly sed she liket the labol on this wine best, cos ov the "wagon berd".
All in all not a bad stash, an we hav allreddy eeten lots ov the choklits!!
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Still no washin masheen.
Daddy haz tryd to chayse them up on the fone. It terns owt that the delivery men ar baysed heer in England but the company we bort off from the internet ar baysed in France an -wayte for it!- their custermer serviss peeps ar in Romania! An nun ov them ar talkin to eech uther.
So Daddy got annoyd on the fone an tryd to sort it all owt. THEN they sent an emayle to say they ar refundin his munny. He rang an sed, I don't want my munny, I want a washin masheen! An they sed a soopervizer wud call him bak. That waz abowt 3 hours ago....... methinks we mite go to Granny's for the weekend, an kidnap her masheen!!!
Gills: no- but the uther day we had a pre-seeson frendly an we wun 8-1 (!!!!) to Faversham.
Simpsons: yes, but it waz anuther wun ov those Halloween speshols an LBBBJ gets a tad nervoss ov thoze so Mummy distraktid him wiv a leaflet abowt manuka hunny.
Tesco: no, an we need cow-juice. Mummy went to Sainsbury's. Pah! An we STILL need cow-juice cos she fergot it. Wich jus shows wat goin to Sainsbury's duzz to yer brain.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 Sam got me from behind the curtain/10
Day Score:7.73836/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Phew! It's been bizzy rownd heer!
Ferst, the washin masheen broke down- and I got the blayme, jus fer stuffin an extra 17 pares ov pants in. (Well, pant watchin is better than daytime tv an wen it's windy owtside wat's a Bear to do?)
Next, Daddy orderd a new wun off the internet and they sed they wud tayke the old wun away an install the new wun, but ownly if we disconnektid the old wun.
SO! Friday mornin, we got up erly to do that. But we cuddent find the stopcok to tern the warter off. We had to open up the trap-dor in the street an tern it off there. Lukilly it ownly ternd off OUR warter, nowun else's. But it still ment that Mummy cuddent flush the toylet and, as I may hav menshund from time to time, she duzz poo an awful lot, so it waz a tense mornin. Daddy wassent worreed, he went off to werk, whare they hav fully funkshoning toylets. (An if Daddy is goin to yews it, that's the leest yu need it to be.)
The men arrivd by 9am an put in the new masheen an testid it. It dident werk!! So they had to tayke 2 broken wuns bak wiv them. An we havent seen them since!!! An thare is washin piling up everywhare.
I'm gettin a tad worreed that I shall soon hav no cleen pants to frolick. Agen, Daddy issent worreed, as he can ware them inside owt an get twice the distance owt ov them. Hehee.
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Meenwile, Mummy's wide-awake arty crarfty phase seems to be comin to an end, an she haz re-enterd the sleep olympics. She has spent most ov this week asleep, wich is a shayme, as it has been hot an sunny at larst, an she is missin it. She haz been a bit down, an eevn sed wun day, wat is thare to get up for? But we convinst her that at the very leest, thare waz a cup ov tea, an she got up. I've bin givin her hed-hugs!
I went into town wiv her on the bus an I took her to the crarft shop whare I got sum new cullerin pens. That sort ov cheerd her up a bit. She likes gettin me things. Hoo can blayme her?
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2 ov yu hav emayled me abowt yor crarfty challenge peeces, so I will put fotoes ov them up in anuther post. Thanks!
An thanks to TB for emayles, too! He haz bin lookin into playin that grayte Bear gayme, "Bear! Not-a-bear!" an watchin my instrukshonal video on it. I think I mite hav a gayme ov it meself, TB, speshly as thare ar no darnsin pants to watch goin rownd an rownd!!!
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Sorry no fotoes today. But heer is a YouTube vid that Mummy's frend Beth sent her. Beth livs in Maine. Enyway, this is reelly cewt- a bayby moose playing wiv a sprinkler, then he goze an gets his twin bruther an his mummy, an they all hav a frolick!! It mayde Mummy smile- hope it maykes yu smile too!
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Daddy Window-sill Bear is goin to the optishun tomorro, cos he keeps borrowin Mummy's glarsses so she sed sheel get him his own. He waz a bit offendid at ferst, an thort she ment she just dident want to share wiv him. But then we poyntid owt that hers wer akchewly 3 times the size ov his hed. Hey ho!
