The aaaaaaarrrrnser to the quiz

AVAST, ME NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Mummy, blast 'er eyes, be fayling to help me blarrrg yesterday! Sed she be too bizzy, swabbing the deks an carftering the ship's cat an the Granny-Wench. Still, she do be mayking meatloaf for tea, an it be taysting mitey fine, so I be letting her off walking the plank. This time.

So heer be the arrnser to be cunning quiz!

How to get from BEAR to WOOD wun letter at a time, being in 4 moovs-

BEAR
REAR
ROAR
ROAD
ROOD
WOOD

Aar!
Thare be mor than wun way to solve it!
Heer be wat Molly, Taffy, Monty & Winnie terrier-curs be saying-

BEAR
BEAD
READ
ROAD
ROOD
WOOD

Hehehe! Thay be being very clever, but I be preferring my own sollushun, as it be incloodin the werd REAR! Arrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, heer be anuther fine pirate I find on the blarrgs, Ginger Jasper-

Heer he be being the ship's cat! Aar!
Heer he be ship's cap'en!

Heer he be a feersum purrThat be a fine eye patch!Watch owt, parrot!
Hehehehee!!!!!!!!!

Me be havin to sail away now, an get bak to me booty. Arr! Be seeing yu agen soon, for mor timber shivering!

Piratey Day 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AVAST, ME NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Jerry an Ben be arskin for a Pirate Theem WEEK, an not just a day, arrrrr, so heer be anuther piratey post. I be needin to updayte ye all wiv cakeyness an walkin the plank arrrrnyway, so it be just fine! Arrr!

Ferst heer be a speshol pikcher ov me ol' matey Asta, hoo be no scurvy dog! Wat a fine booty ov a cur she be! Arr!

Wat a fine pirate wench she maykes!!!! Thanking ye for the fotoes, Asta!!!

TRESZURE!!!!!
Beanie be sending me sum reel treszure! He be a'visiting the Mary Rose, that grayte Tchewdor ship, in Portsmouth. He be finding me sum akchual coynes from time past. It be all silvery an ruff rownd the edges, bein all spesholly for pirates an al'. It be a grayte treszure an very good o' Beanie to send it, but it be mine now, AAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks, Beanie!!!

CAYKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me crew an I be pillidging the galley, an bringing bak Bakewell Tarts, eech wiv a cherry eye-patch, arrr!
Walk the plank!!!!
Sum ov me crew not be swabbing decks hard enuff, so I be havin 'em walk the plank!
Ferst up be Zed, he be keen.
Zed not be in the britest cabin, an be wondring wat to be doin wen he
reech the end ov the plank!Arr! Jump off, ye scurvy grape!

Arr! Zed be landing in the biskit barrel!
Now uther crew Bears be wanting to walk the plank too!
BHS Bear-
....an LBBBJ....I be cowntin 3 pirate Bears in the biskits! Thare not be being menny biskits soon!

Now................... ware be Dilly-Frilly-Knickers???? Arrr! Grayum Farting-Cutlass be a'finding 'er! Get down the plank, ye wench!Yarrrrr!!!

Blither me eye! She be tayking off!
I be fergettin the wench can fly!
Blast yer eyes! I be foiled!
Arrrrr!!!!!!!!

By the way, do ye be having time for yesterday's quiz? I be sailing bak on the morro wiv thee arnser for ye! Arrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk Like A Pirate! Aaaarrrrr!!!!

AVAST ME HEARTYS!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Is yu be doin piratey stuff???? We be!
Arrr!

We be a' updaytin layter, wiv pirate cayke an dubloons, an a' playin Walk The Plank wiv the wench Dilly-Knickers, arrrr!!!!!!!

MEENWILE heer be a cunning QUIZ for ye, mor cunning than a wun-legged owl on Halloween. Heer be 2 words. Yu hav to get from the word BEAR to the word WOOD in 4 moves, an changing ownly wun letter at a time. CAN YE DO IT?????

BEAR
----
----
----
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WOOD

I be tellin ye the arnser in 2 days, so avast!

Now, heer be sum piratey jokes for ye scurvy dogs!!!!

Q: How do pirates mezure the size ov thare ship?
A: In yarrrrrrrrrrrrrds!

Q: Wy do pirates like the Three Wise Men?
A: Becos they come from afarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Q: Wat do pirates like on thare pizza?
A: Pep-arrrrrrrr-oni!

Q: Ware do pirates go to exercise?
A: to the JIM, lad!

Q: Wy don't pirates smoke?
A: Becos they ware a patch!!!

Q: Wat food duz a pirate leev owt wen heez on a diet?
A: Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbs!

Q: Wat do yu get if yu cross a pie wiv a rodent?
A: A Pie Rat!!!!!


JOYNE IN!!!!! Got a pirate joke? A quiz? A Piratey pikcher????
If yor up to shiverin yer timbers, an be showin pirate day frolics on yee blog, add yor blog addy to Mr Linky heer, arrrrr, so we can all visit an chek on yer motions, arrr!

Want yor own Pirate Name???? Click here!!!!

My pirate name is:

Baron Rob Brown Beard

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rob is one of the coolest sounding names for a pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Til layter, heer be Baron Rob Brown Beard, an Grayum Farting Cutlass, a' signin off til layter, wen we be a checkin in wiv pikchers ov the day's frolics, an yee better be a' doin pirate talk, or yee be for the plank! AAR!!!!!

For mor info on the day, an ideas on how to frolic, clik heer-

Mr Scooter's tent

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, but we ar playin today so pleez get yor lukky bloo pants on!!!
  
• Simpsons: YES!!! I've been recordin it an watchin it wen Granny goze home. Jhee jhee jhee.
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10 -got Mummy just as Daddy was abowt to kiss her (waz extra pleesd wiv this; not ownly did I scor a ten but I got to stop this sissy yukky stuff)
• Overall Score: 7.86569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Lots ov yu liket my story abowt Mr Scooter's tent, so I thort I wud get sum fotoes for yu!

Heer yu can see him in his tent in the garden:


I took this nex wun close up an it's a bit dark. But if yu look closely yu can see Mr Scooter asleep on his brains inside. This was at nite wen the tent waz inside an facing the fire so he waz nice an snug an warm.He is lying on his fayvrit blankie. Evry few days, Mummy washes it an then drys it in the tumbol-drier, then givs it bak to him wile it is still warm. He luvs that!!

OK well I hope yu ar gettin reddy for Talk Like A Pirate Day, wich is Monday!!!!
Come by for pirate Bear fotoes, jokes, caykes an a quiz!!!

Updaytin!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: Yes, but it was a 'Treehouse of Horror' episode an theyer not as good. AND sumthing bad always happens to Lisa in them!
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: oops fergot to do this /10
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

It's abowt time I did an update! Sorry but I need a new sekriterry, I think!!!!

Miss Peach...
Thanks for yor messidges larst time. Shor aint the sayme wivowt Miss Peach. I sorta feel bad for not goin to her blog evry time she updaytid now. Wish I had. But I noe she had tuns ov frends, an always got lots ov frendly messidges. So that's good. Me an Mummy an Dilly sat down an red her blog bak a reelly reelly long way. It mayde us smile cos she waz sutch a speshol Not-A-Bear.

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....Meanwile our cat's gon camping...
Mr Scooter has a tent now!! Mummy bort it in a camping shop sale. She got it cos he luvs to be owtside an duzzent like to hav to come in wen it raynes. So now he lies in his tent on his fayvrit blankie, owt in the garden, no matter wat. He luvs it. He tryd to get in it as Mummy an Daddy wer puttin it together, he cuddent wayte! Now it has to come indors at nite too, so he can stay in it at nite. Utherwise he won't come in. They've had to carry it in wiv him IN IT three times.

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Oops...Belaytid Thankyues needid...
I shud hav sed lots ov days ago that Beanie, an Jerry & Ben, an Hammie hav sent me sum grayte stuff this summer an I want to send a big thankyu Bear hug to them! I've had postcards an sweets an all sorts! I luv gettin mail. I'm sorry I dident blog abowt all my presents sooner.

Beanie sent a postcard wiv a pikchur ov a lady's pants on it, an anuther time he sent me a beer mat. He dident put it in an envlope, just put a stamp on the beer mat! I larft so mutch I neerly burst my beads! Jerry & Ben sent me an Dilly sum stikkers (brill!) an Hammie incloodid munchy biskits!!! Wa-hey!

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September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Will yu join in? Weer goin to hav a fun day wiv piratey stuff like shiverin timbers an avastin me hartys! Beanie has allreddy sent me sum dubloons for me trezshur, ahhhh! An hopefully I 'll be abol to get Dilly to join in agen wiv a gayme ov Walk The Plank...... jhee jhee jhee!!!

The website abowt the day is heer. I hope yu can join in!! How abowt I put up a 'Mr Linky' thing on the day, an we can all blog-hop an see wat stuff weer all up to????

Let me noe watcha fink!!!!!

Ahoy!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no- THEY WENT WITHOWT ME!!!!!! Well they can jolly well stand by!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:We desydid it was best to serspend this gayme whilst lots ov us wer still waring eye patches. Sum ov the older Bears wer finding it hard to focus wiv just wun eye, an all sorts ov things wer getting hugdded insted ov noses. Not good, espeshly if yu don't noe it's coming. /10
• Overall Score: 7.769/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well how did yor Talk Like A Pirate Day go?

We had grayte fun! We fownd an plunderd a shiney hawl ov choklit Peeces Ov 8, aaar!!!!-Wat a good find! An just as Mummy goze on anuther diet, too, so thare'll be mor ov them for us!!! Hehe!!!

We dident get owt ov our pirating geer fer days, the Bears wer havin so mutch fun maykin Dilly jump an callin her the ship's wench, an stuff like that hahahaha! But befor I chaynged owt ov me eye patch, Mummy wantid to do a sketch ov my pirateyness:Watcha fink?? Aaaaar!!!!! Teehee!

Ooh! We just got sum Beanie mail deliverd....... I shall go an investigayte an tell yu abowt it next time! (Thanks, Beanie!!!) Now ware did I put me sword.... it'll mayke a good envelope opener! Aha!