Sam

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no, resting
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 5.5 still lettin her win /10
• Day Score: 7.8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

For dinner larst nite we wer entertayned by wat mummy reffers to as "that thing I do wiv mushrooms". Yu'd think if we haff to eet it, she cud at leest nayme it.

It had chorizo in it tho, so Sam waz happy. He likes spicy things. Ever since he tryd on that hat that Unkol Roy brort home from Mexico. -In fakt, he likes to think ov himself as a Sowth Ammerrykan Bear now. Not shor if it's the spices or the hats. I keep tellin him, "Yor NOT from Sowth Ammerryka, Sam. If yu wer, yu'd be a Specktacled Bear!" I told him agen just now. Then he ran up to me like this:
an then Dorothy ran parst like this:an the pair ov them ran off giggling and showting "Olé!"

For goodness sake!!!!!