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Showing posts with label sconess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sconess. Show all posts

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Fabuloss Bayker Bear

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too floury /10
  • Day Score: 7.96382/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Me an Mummy hav been up to Baykin agen. She did scones an I mayde a carrot cayke. I like carrot cayke, me, cos I put hunny in the toppin.

The ferst thing to remember wen yu cook is to ware the correkt clothin, an try to yews yewtensils that ar yor rite size:

Mix the ingreedyants thurrerly. This is me doin butter an shooger wiv a plastiky bendy thing:

Wen yu add the eggs an flour an froot it can get a bit stiff an it's hard werk to mix it up, speshly if yor ownly harf the size ov the bowl:



Then yu put it all in a big tin an try not to get too much on yor hat:



Then yu lik the bowl, wich is the best bit ov the job!!!!!
This is my cayke comin owt ov the oven, an Mummy's scones reddy to go in:

Yu hav to put the cayke sumware to cool down an try to resist nibblin it. Mind yu, if yor goin to put toppin on top, hooz to kno if yu nibbold the top bit?

Never rush yor cookin. This is Mummy remembrin "Oops I waz ment to hav put shooger in thoze scones...."
Never mind. I mayde lots ov toppin from creem cheez an hunny fer my cayke. I mayde so much, we had enuff to eet wiv the scones as well, so evrything waz yum. Wa-heyyy!!!!
I enjoy baykin. I like maykin stuff fer pikniks. This time ov yeer, we Bears hav pikniks INdors, behind the pot plarnts. (Pot plarnts mayke eggslent indor toylets fer Bears wen it's too cold to go to the woods. Hehehee!) If eny time in the winter yu carnt find yor Bear, this is the best playce to chek. Arfter the pant dror, ov corse.


Bye fer now!