Sayings. (Or "lies")
Yesterday's scores:
It is about time I brort to your attenshun sumthing about grown-up hewman not-a-bears. They LIE.
Now, if I tell a lie - not that I do, but if I did- I'd be told off and probly be mayde to do sumthing hewmiliating like, be nice to my sister or sumthing. But when hewman-grown-ups tell lies they get away with it.For example, if sumthing goes wrong, they say it's Sod's law. Well I wantid to know who this Sod was. He is responsibol for a lot of bad stuff, like, running out of chiken wen mum was making chiken curry, or getting a lec-trissity cut wen I needid to send an important e-mail on essenshol spy bizzness (carn't say mor). AND, worst of all, he was responsibol for daddy's Hobnob breaking in half an falling into his tea wen he dunkt it!
Well I wantid to know who the blighter was, so I cud give him a gud one-two up the jacksy. But yu know wat? He duzzent exist! They've been blaming evrything on sumwun who duzzent even exist.now just stop it!
There are lots of other exampols of grown-up lies. Like, wen sumwun on the news said he was sitting on the fence. I lookt up, an he was no where near a fence. He wassent even outside! I arskt daddy about it, and he said, "Oh Bob, it's just a SAYING!". Yu see? MOR LIES!
They do this all the time. Yu watch out, lissen to yor grown-up-hewmans today, an see how menny times yu catch them telling lies- an then telling yu "it's a saying". Tsk!Bye fer now!