WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".
Showing posts with label statews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label statews. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Jus mewsin....

Weekend's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes, evenchelly an breefly. An "breefly" duzzent meen enything to do wiv pants. If it did, that overall scor down there wud be bigger.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 wa-heyy!/10
  • Overall Score: 6.758/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well, as I was sayin abowt Bear statews....(hehehe!) I fergot to show yu a cuppol ov Bear statews that Father Crissmoss dropt off fer us:

Snowy Bears!

Thare waz sum discushun over wether they shud be put away wiv the Crismoss dekorayshuns, but I put my furry foot down! An so they remayne on the mantelpeece. An I shud think so, too!

My furry foot bein put down.

*****

I think I've now got the hang ov warin my new hat. In fakt, larst nite I wor it to watch a cowboy film in!:

Wa-heyy!

But today Dilly grabd it, an stuk streemers in it. She sed she wantid to play "The Two Musketeers".
Hmmm.... mayde me think 2 things:

(1) I'm shor this is sum kind ov sakrillidge, an
(2) it's worryin, but it kinda sooots her.

Meenwile, Grayum an Daddy wotcht "University Challenge". Wun ov the teems had a Bear! Yu kno, Grayum jus carnt see a Bear wivowt wantin to go up to them, tap them nose-to-nose an showt "Bear!", jus to confirm their Bearisity.

An ov corse, the teem wiv the Bear won! Hrayyy!

Hmmm... bit ov a foto-jernol today! Never mind. I'll think ov sum mor werds for tomorro. I've bin doin sum deep thinkin laytely, an I mite hav sum deep kwestchuns for yu.

Bye fer now!