Happy Saynt Patrik's Day to all my Oirish frends an famly, an also to all my Merrykan frends, hoo think St Patrik's Day is for evrywun enyway! Yeehar!

Today's scores:

• Gills: Wun 3-0 agenst Cheltenham (full nayme: Chelterscum)
  
• Simpsons: No, but saw American Dad. I like the Alien in this.
• Tesco: No. But we may hav to mayke a late nite dash tonite becos it's Mother's Day tomorro an me an Dilly havent got Mummy enything. Not that I see wy we shud. It's not like there's a Son's or Dorter's or Bear Day.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 got Dilly, altho she then went into a long protest abowt how I dident get her nose, I got her snowt, an wen I sed it surprizisity that cowntid, she wud ownly giv me 2, an insisted it was a small 2. Pah. Reptiles.
  
• Overall Score: 8/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I thort I wud jus bownce me Oirish beads in heer an wish ye all a merry Saynt Patrick's Day.

I watcht the Rugby erlier, but Ireland lost to England, on accownt ov them bein all cheetin bastards becos we wer all jus so full ov elfin glee on our speshol day, we thort, ah, let them hav wun, we still hav the nicer beer an the eesier to dror flag, so we hav.

Now heer's a few limeriks for ya.

Thare wunce was a dragon calld Dilly
Hooz obsesshun wiv bows just got silly.
I arskt her wun day.
"Don't they get in the way?"
She sed "Shut up wat stinky Bear noe bowt?"

(yeah, duzzent reelly werk, that wun, duzz it, well it did rite up to Dilly's contribewshun.)
I adaptid this wun from wun I red on the web:


A Bear doin a poo arskt a rabbit,
"Duzz poo stik to yer fur, as a habit?"
"Don't think so," sed the hare,
"I think that's kwite rare."
So the Bear wipet his bum wiv the rabbit.

wa-hey!!

I also fownd this wun-

A cheerful old Bear at the zoo
cud always find sumthing to do;
Wen it bored him, yu noe,
to walk to an fro,
He reversd it an walkd fro an to!

Hehehe! Now over to yu!
Do yu noe eny? Can yu rite wun? Hav yu fownd sum?

Hav a grayte weekend!

Anuther Update

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no, but we did play today, an we dident win, an wunce agen it is all Mummy's falt as she refewzd to put bloo pants on.
• Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy, wich waz well rood. Hehehe.
• Tesco: yes, we had run owtta cow juice.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid as Mummy haz got a reelly narsty cold- or, as she puts it, "On top ov evrything else I've godda cowd." Well it WUD be on top ov evrything else, wuddent it? I meen, yu wuddent get a cold in yor foot, wud yu?
• Day Score: 7.3893612000000000000005/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Good Lor! It's bin neerly a week agen! Well, yu kno hoo to blayme, don't yu. Mummy. Yep, she is still bizzy spinnin arownd an arownd.

On Therzday she waz spinnin to the loo an bak lots an lots cos she waz doin poo olympiks as well. She sez it was a side effect ov the medsin. Nuthin to do wiv the giant bar ov Cadbury's Wholenut Choklit that she wolft down in wun eevnin, then. No no no.

I got owtta the way that day. Too much mess an traffik. Me an the uther Bears hung owt in the airing cupberd an frolikt the newly washt pants. Wa-heyy!

Saynte Patrik's Day....

Thank kew for the Saynte Patrik's Day messidges. Yes, it is a partikewly orspishus date on the callinder for wun hoo haz the Oirish flag on theyer noze!

I had a sneeky Guinness an a wee darnce wiv the uther Bears. We arraynged to meet up under the coffee taybol wile Mummy an Daddy wer wotchin CSI. Grissom, the BugMan, waz leevin, so they wer watchin it more properly than yewzual. Hehee. We had kwite a grand wee doo under thare :@} don't tell 'em!!!

Updayte on them Chikns....

We arskt Matt-the-man-nex-dor wat the chikns wer calld. If yu recall, I werkt owt a cunnin way ov findin owt wether they ar pets or food; if they had naymed them then they ar defnitly not food as yu carnt, unless yu ar Dilly, eet sumthing yu hav naymed.

SO! Heer ar the naymes ov the chikns:

• Korma
• Kebab
• Tikka
• Bhuna
• Chow Mein
• Vindaloo

I am now nun the wiser.

Hurray!!!!!!!!!

My nex post will be post number 500!!! I shall hav to think ov sumthing speshol to do to sellybrayte!!!!!

Bye fer now!!!

Important Annowncement re My Nose Day

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yeah, but we lost so don't go there.
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yeah! Sam came too, an had his ferst ever ride in the trolley!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 7.3984210/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Hey! Do yu do enything on St Parick's Day??? I do. My nose haz a Irish Flag on it, arfter all. Me an Daddy will be shairin a Ginness an toastin sum Soda Bred (note to self: chek the hunny supplys...)

Well! Today I have discuverd sumthing VERY important:

ST PATRICK'S DAY IS ERLY THIS YEAR!!!

IT'S TROO!!!

It shud be on Munday, but nex week is "Holy Week", leedin up to Big Choklit Sunday. An as the religuss amung us will kno, this sellybrates the day wen the Disypols mist the shops (wich had closed erly cos it waz Sunday) an wer embarrasst to discuver that they dident hav eny choklit for wen the Boss popt over arfter lunch. But it waz OK in the end cos the Boss sayeth unto the butter 'behold choklit!' an lo! It chaynged into choklit. This is ov corse where the tradishun ov choklit at Eeaster comes from. Enyway, I digress.... so the church haz sed that yu carnt hav a big Saynte's day in Holy Week, so they ar goin to hav it on Saterday insted!

So! St Patrick's Day iz offishully March 15th this yeer.

I've bin swottin up on this fenominom, an discuverd that the laarst time they had to moov St Patrick's waz in 1940, an the NEX time they will hav to do it will be in the yeer 2160! So it reelly is goin to be VERY speshol this yeer!

Mummy won't be joynin in cos she sez it's silly to, if yor not Irish, wich she issent. Well. There waz sum Irish discuverd wen she did her famly tree, but she werkt owt that this meens she iz abowt 6% Irish. Thus she is entitold to 6% of a pint ov Ginness. Heheheee. WIch is abowt all that is left arfter me an Daddy hav been in there. Enyway she will be bizzy bakin soda bred for us Irish folk. Hahahaa.

Dilly wants to join in too, cos ov bein green. I'm goona let her. It's all bowt bein nice, issent it? Besides, I've never seen an amfibian drunk. Wat culler duzz she go wen sheez sik nex day?

Heer is a wee kwiz to get yu in the mood-

You're 75% Irish

You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland. (And if you're not, you should be!)

How Irish Are You?

Heheheh!!!!!!!

Giv it a go!

Bye fer now!