Pooey Politishuns an Cuddly Muppets!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: lost 4-0 to Hartlepool. (That second "L" there is silent.)
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: bit bizzy. An Sam shudda known this. So it dident cownt wen he got me. Or in fakt he dident get me, cos it duzzent cownt. /10
• Overall Score: 7.6859526310000001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I'va had a email from 10 Downin Street that maykes me think they jus don't tayke disrispekt ov Bears seeriossly:

From:
10 Downing Street
(number10@petitions.pm.gov.uk)
Sent:
10 March 2008 10:00:21
I'm sorry to inform you that your petition has been rejected.
Your petition was classed as being in the following category:

* Intended to be humorous, or has no point about government policy.

What the??????? Intendid to be hewmeruss???? This is a seerioss ishoo!!!

They say I hav 4 weeks to rewerd it. I'll get my Unkol Dayve on the fone. Heez a loyyer....

*****

Meenwile, look at this! HAHAHA!

You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab. And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician. But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker! "Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."

Take the The Muppet Personality Test

Wat muppet wer yu??

I bet Dilly's Miss Piggy...

Bye fer now!

Quiz Answers

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, slowly: Mum stubbed her heel. I mean, how do you stub your heel? A toe, yes. Even maybe an elbow. But a heel? She was doing this weird funky-gibbon walk all day. It was embarrassing.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10 Grayum caught me back as I was coming in from the loo
• Day Score: 7.85486/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Horray! I have a new subscriber, Carol from Shrink-Wrapped-Scream. Her last name used to be Beattie so she wonders if we might be related. Could well be, Carol. How furry are yor toes?

Enywun can subscribe by filling in the form on the left of this page, by the way. Yu get all my new posts, plus any with new comments. And don't worry, the emails include my picture so yu won't miss out.

SO! How did yu all do in my Quiz? Margaret, wat a wonderful woman yu are; Matt, stay behind arfter class. Here are the arnswers:

(1) see if he has KNEES

(2) see if he has one ear forward and one ear back

(3) Federation of International Furry Agents (it's ok that none of yu seem to hav got this- it's to do wiv spying, arfter all)

(4) Dilly. If yu got her full nayme, Dilly St George, help yorself to a choklit peanut

(5) Gillingham

(6) Absolutely

(7) NOT

(8) evil, inherently so

(9) a big toothless fat cat that lives at Granny's

(10) Lisa, of course. Have 1/10th of a mark if yu put Santa's Littol Helper

For mor on these fassinayting topics, and Dilly, follow the tags at the foot of this post! Bye fer now!

Test yor knowledge here!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes, the littol wun.....

We ownly went fer chicken, but Mummy bort 8 bunches of daffodils as well, just becos they were 80% off, an then dident hav enuff vases to put them all in, an nicked a jam jar, two glasses, a jug an even Daddy's Gillingham FC mug, wich is really taking liberties.

• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wa-heyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! This is my 112th entry. I did mean to do a speshul bit on number 100, but I got carreed away. (Let me see now.... wat was number 100 about?.... oh! IT WAS ABOUT PANTS!!!! Oh well, then, that's perfectly understandable...)

ANYWAY I thort I wud give yu a littol quiz on wat yu hav learnt so far about Life As A Bear. So, go through the list below an see how menny questions yu know the arnswer to.

Do Yu Know....????

(1) how to tell if yor Bear is REAL?

(2) how to tell if yor Bear is a SPY?

(3) what "FIFA", on my badge, stands for?

(4) my sister's name?

(5) my favrit football team?

(6) do pants need a dam good frolicking?

(7) KOALAS: Bears or Not-A-Bears?

(8) CHARMIN TOYLET PAPER: Good or Evil?

(9) who or what is Mr Scooter?

(10) best Simpsons character?

If yu know most of them, then consider yorself Bear-hugged. Unless yor a boy, of course, in wich case consider yorself having had a jolly good slap on the back like Real Men do.

If yu don't get menny then yor probly kwite new, so welcome, an just look at the great opportewnities for knowledge enhancement offered here!

If yu don't get eny at all, then yor probly sumwun really darft, in fact, yor probly Dilly so I'm not even bovered.

If yu got them all right, Hi Mum.

I'll post the arnswers tomorrow. Bye fer now!