OK, I'll tell yu!
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: no time for this!/10
- Day Score:7 ish /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Wow!
Sum reelly good entrys for the Olympik Synchronized Sitting Event comin in allreddy! Thank yu for taykin part! The dedline is midday UK time Saturday. In the arftanoon I'll put up all the entrys, an on Sunday I'll annownce the winner.
I've had emayles arskin to kno wat the prize is, an eevn wun that sed that serten peeps wer goin on Synchronizayshun strike till they knew wat it waz! I serspekt that must hav bin wun ov the yunger competitors. Or greener. Hah!
OK, heer's the prize. It's 3 things:
Ferst, we hav a brand new Paddington Bear pencil cayse. If yu don't keep pensils, theez ar also good for puttin yor toothbrush in wen yu go to yor Granny's. Heer- I've mezurd mine nex to it to mayke shor!
Next, I hav wun ov the cards Mummy's bin maykin lately. (It's a bit sissy, if yu arsk me, but never mind! I think Dilly helpt her wiv this wun!) An then we also hav this fine Teddy Bear, wich Mummy needol-feltid this week. It's her ferst Bear, an I must say, it issent too bad.
It issent a Real Bear, ov corse, just a Teddy. An it issent reelly a toy, cos ov how it's mayde. So wat is it? I'll tell yu. It's a Synchronized Sitting Trayning Aide. If yu want to praktiss yor Synchronized Sitting, but find yorself alone, jus get him down off the shelf an sit him beside yu. An thare yu ar! Instant teem-member. Corse, yu hav to sit the sayme way as him or it won't werk.
I hope yu ar inspired to get yor Synchronissity goin! Good luk!
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I jus left this poem as a comment over on David McMahon's site:
A Bear was on holiday from Crewe,
When suddenly he needed the loo.
He wriggled along,
Saw a billabong,
Ran over and did a great poo.
HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!
Bye fer now!