500th post pawty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Welcome to my 500th Post Sellybrayshun Party Weekend!!!!

THANK YU all for markin this orspishus landmark wiv me.
An THANK YU all for vizitin me over the last cuppol ov yeers an maykin bloggin sutch grayte fun!!
I've reelly enjoyd meetin yu all!
Enyway, abowt this pawty....

• To join in, leev sum jokes in the comments sekshun for evrywun to enjoy! Thare will be a prize for the wun that maykes me larff most, to be annownst on Munday!!!
• Copy an post the abuv pikcher ov me in sellybraytery hat garb onto yor blog, if yu can. It's not compulsory but wud help spred the werd!!!!

NOW wat do we hav for yu?........

CAYKES!!!!Mmmm... Mummy's freshly mayde appol an almond muffins...

SCOOBY SNAKS!!!!Yummy biskits!Oooo.... Oirish choklits!!
GINGER BEER!!!Wayte a min.... wat's that Grayum's hidin behind his bak???

PANT PEN!!!!!
Wa-heyyy! FROLICK!!!!

an our Speshul gest....
A POLE DANCER!!!! (Bet yu wernt expektin THAT wun! HAHAHA!)
Clik on the video* an enjoy!
(Yunger Bears shud avert theyer eyes.
Unless theyer mummy issent arrownd, in wich cayse, Yo!)

*If yu carnt see the video thare, try HEER!

JOKES!!!!

Eskimo Jokes..........

Q: Wat duz an Eskimo keep his howse together wiv?
A: Iglue

Q:How often do Eskimos looz their trowzers?
A: Wunce in a bloo moon!

Q: Wat do yu call an Eskimo cow?
A: An Eskimoo.

Fishy Jokes.....

Q: Wat did the fish say wen he swam into the wall?
A: "Dam!"

Q: Wy ar goldfish orange?
A: The warter mayde them rusty.

Q: Wat is dry on the owtside, filld wiv warter an shoots throo bildings?
A: A fish tank.

Q: Wat part ov fish duzzent mayke eny sense?
A: The piece ov cod that passeth all understanding :@}

Q: Wy did the lobster blush?
A: He sor the oshen's bottom!!

Frog jokes...

Q: Whare do toads sit?
A: On toadstools, ov corse.

Q: Wat waz the cowboy frog calld?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy.

Q: Whare do frogs fly flags?
A: On tadpoles.

Q: Wat do yu get if yu cross a dog wiv a frog?
A: A dog that can lik yu from the uther side ov the street.

Dog jokes...

Q: Wy do dogs run in sercols?
A: Cos it's hard too run in skwares!

Q: How did the Scottish dog feel wen he sor the Loch Ness monster?
A: He waz terrier-fied!

Teacher: this essay abowt yor dog is the sayme as yor bruther's, werd for werd.
Boy: That's rite; it's the sayme dog.

Q: Wen is a blak dog not a blak dog?
A: Wen heez a greyhownd.

Q: Wen is a wite dog not a wite dog?
A: Wen heez a greyhownd.

Q: Wen is a brown dog not oh OK yu kno that wun.....

AN FINERLY......

I waz sittin in the cemetary an three men walkt parst carryin a coffin.
40 minuts layter they walkt by agen, carryin the sayme coffin.
I think they'd compleetly lost the plot...
HEHEHEHEHEEE!

THANK YU for comin along to joyne in! Don't forget to hand yor jokes in at the dor!! Weel be moovin the sellybrayshuns to Granny's howse tomorro, but I'll be bak Sunday nite.
So enjoy, an seeya soon!!!!!!!!!