Wat's dust?

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: We play today so pleez ware yor lukky bloo pants!!! (Remember they ar lukkyest wen worn on the hed but still cownt on yer bum )
  
• Simpsons: No. An don't think I havent mayde a note of it.
• Tesco: Yes! A ride in thr trolley at larst!!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 I am THE champ!!! /10
• Overall Score: 7.700000000007/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I sor a grayte cartoon the uther day that was a pikcher ov a town wiv peepol walkin abowt in it,an evrything had brown blobs on. An the werds underneeth wer "Is it just me or has evrything got poo on it?" Heer is a link to it, if yu want to see it!

Well, arfter that, I was havin a deep think, as a Bear is wont to do, bein as we ar deep thinkers (we don't just poo in the woods, yu noe, we can do a deep thunk thare too, an eevn simewltayneussly) an I thort, "Hey, wat it did? Wat if evrything DID hav poo on it??" An then I thort, "Hey! Wat if it DUZZ??? Wat if DUST is reelly the POO ov sum INVISIBOL ALIEN CREETCHER???"

Wow.......

Marks Hall fotoes. ATCHOOOO!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid dew to too mutch snot in the howse/10
• Day Score: 6/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've cort the cowd!I'm yewzin a pair ov bloo Mummy-pants to keep me warm. I blayme Grayum. He cofft over my biskits.

Enyway! Heer ar the fotoes I promist yu. Now that Mummy is feelin better she can help put them on the pewter. Just as well as I'm not upta mutch rite now!

We sor this big normuss oak tree. It's neerly 800 yeers old!

Ooo this looks like a tank is sneekin up behind me!

We sor lots of goosies. I arskt Daddy to tayke lots ov fotoes cos I knew Mrs Nesbitt wud like to see them.

Heer's Mummy, feedin sum ov them:

The baybeez look very fluffy, don't they?

Thare wer swans, too:Thare waz a walled garden. It waz reelly big!
This is part ov the wall. It's 400 yeers old, so not as old as the tree.
Heer yu can see sum toadflax growin owt ov it.

I liket this bit. It had a low wall goin rownd an rownd the plarnts, just the rite size for a small Bear to go runnin up an down. Can yu see how the littol wall I'm standin on goze too an fro an up an down? It waz fun. Sum kids tryd to do it but it waz mine. I fownd it ferst.Thare wer lots ov theez type ov thing:
We fownd Mummy, relaxin!

We walkt throo sum mor woods an spottid this fella goin for a strowl:

An sumwun had bilt a laydy owt ov big twigs.
It waz very good.
She eevn had laydy-bumps!:
Sum ov the walks in the woods wer markt, sum wernt, yu just mayde them up as yu went along.

We cayme across this field ov ferns.
It waz like a Bear-size forrist, so I had a poo thare.
Then we fownd the piggies!
They keep them in part ov the forrist, wich is far mor fun than livin on a farm!
Yu cud see they enjoyd runnin an jumpin.

Heer's the bum foto I promist yu! Wa-hey!
Dewrin the Secund Werld War, sum forren troops wer stayshund heer,
wile waytin to go to France. Thare waz eevn a littol air field heer.
We cayme across theez old truks, wich we thort mite be left over from then:
Then we sor lots ov theez neerby. It's calld a peacock butterfly:This is Mummy havin a rest wile Daddy taykes fotoes.
Akchewlly, if yu clik on the foto an mayke it bigger,
yu mite jus see me sittin on the arm ov the bench, wayvin.On the way bak we sor sum sheep but ownly just, cos they wer hiding in the long grarss:We wer told they wer "rare breed" sheep.
Troo enuff, they dident go baaaaaaa. So maybe they wer a bit snooty.
We went parst sum mor bayby goosies,
all tukt up for bed:...an I think the parronts had had a row:
And, AT LARST!!! I got sum choklit cayke an a cuppa tea!
No trip enyware is troolly grayte unless yu finish it wiv choklit cayke an a cuppa tea.
Wa-hey!!

I hope yu enjoyd my fotoes!
I wonder if weev got enything like that cayke in the howse.
I fansy sum ov that rite now.
An as I hav a cowd I rekkon I shud hav sum.
I'll hav to send sumsun owt to go an get sum... ware's that Dilly?

Bye fer now!

TV stuff

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no- they ar playin today tho. In fakt, they ar rite now, but I nipt in heer dewrin harf-time. So far we ar winnin 1 -0. Wa-heyy!!!
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no- she went to the Co-Op. Can yu beleev it??? I'm shor sheez tryin to poyzen Daddy. In fakt, I left him a note to warn him.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 7.73621/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Good Lor! It's a few days since I bloggd. Whare duzz the time go? Arnsers on a postcard, pleez...

Well today I want to talk abowt fayvrit TV stuff. Wat is yor fayvrit TV stuff?

Yu kno I like The Simpsons, an I sumtimes watch Family Guy, too, if Mummy duzzent kno I'm still in the room (she sez it's a bit too rood for me but I think it's funny).
Bear dokewmentrys, oviossly, like Brother Bear an Brother Bear 2, an a lot ov David Attenburrough's stuff.

But I also like to watch syence programms. I'm a very tellygent Bear, as yoov probly notist, an so I like to look arfter my brayne stuffin.

Tayke fer exampol this intrestin dokewmentry from the uther nite: it waz teechin small children how to liv in the woods. An natrilly, the kwestchun ov whare to poo cayme up. Well! Well! My speesheez is expert on this matter so I watcht to mayke shor they got thare fakts rite. Heer they ar, discussin wich leef offerd the best wipe fassility:Most ov them sed they'd pik a dok leef, as theez ar a good size an kwite strong. It's important to pik a strong leef or else it mite rip mid wipe an then yor fingers poke throo an yu may as well hav jus yewzd yor paw, to be frank, given the result. So a good dok leef is ideal.

I waz serprizd tho, to see the so-calld expert say that the best choyse waz the rownd-leaved fluellen. Heer it is-The reezon, he sed, to go fer this wun waz becos IT IS THIK AN HAIRY!!! HAAAAAAhahaaaa an he sed that the littol hairs wud meen the poo stiks to it! Well yes, but wat if yor bum is alreddy hairy? Huh? Like if yor a Bear. Well, yu jus don't want hair-on-hair. Hair on hair?? Hahahaaa.HAIR ON HAiR???? Hahaa that jus won't werk! Beleev me, that is wun playce yu do NOT want eny statik!!! HAHAAA! No, yu want a nice big dok leef. Sumthin smooth an strong. Bears an uther furry-arst peepol owt thare, tayke note.

Tsk! They reelly shud hav got a REEL expert in.
Enyway. Haff to go now, football's bak.
Don't ferget to tell me wat yu watch!

Bye fer now!